A/N: May the fourth be with you! I don't own Adventure Time or Invader Zim.
Brenda's P.O.V.
Russell said, "Alexis, you aren't in space, are you?" He was video chatting with Alexis again. He had gotten over his anger towards me and let me sit in on his conversations with Alexis. He even introduced me to her!
"Well, no. Three hundred years ago, the armada crashed on some planet. Over the years, the armada started to blend with the earth, and it wasn't able to take off again, so we just decided to stay on the planet. We built a kingdom behind our crashed ship. There's a castle, lots of houses, and families! Irkens have learned to mate again and get over their instincts," Alexis said, shrugging, "Most of the Irkens know where we're located, and they visit often."
"What's the planet called?" Russell asked.
"Technician?" Alexis asked, "Thanks. He says Ooo."
"That's this planet!" I exclaimed, jumping to my feet.
"What? Then, um, wow!" Alexis exclaimed, her antenna raising high, "I'll send the coordinates!"
After a few minutes, we got them. "Brenda, please take these and find Alexis! I want to see you again," Russell told me.
I took the coordinates and said, "I'll help you Russell." Then I ran out of the candy kingdom castle and then the candy kingdom.
I took my size modifier crown off my wrist and put it on my head. The crown, my clothes, and entire body grew to an enormous size. I looked all across Ooo and saw a pink ship with a strange symbol on it. It was entwined with trees and vines. "That must be it," I muttered. I walked towards it and, when I got close enough, took my crown off and took it off my wrist. I shrank to my normal size and walked past the big outer space ship.
Sure enough, there was a big castle and an entire kingdom behind the ship. "Excuse me," I said to a, um, irken.
"Oh yes?" She (I think) asked.
"Do you know where Alexis is?" I asked her.
"Our tallest Alexis is in the castle, behind the black and green doors," The irken told me.
"Thank you," I muttered.
'Didn't Russell say irkens were pretty much evil?' I thought.
I walked inside the castle and searched for the back and green doors for twenty minutes. Finally, I found them. The doors were painted raven black, with painted on green details that looked like vines. I knocked. "Come in!" I heard someone shout from inside the room. I opened the door and saw a tall woman standing in the middle of the room, with many people around her. She was facing a screen, which had a big green face on it.
"Yes My tallest," The person on the screen said, "I'll try to do a better job protecting my assigned planet."
"Fine, fine. Just, get back to work. And PLEASE, Sprik, try not to blow up Planet Mo-key!" The tall one exclaimed.
"Yes my tallest," The guy on the screen, Sprik, said. He saluted, and the screen went dark.
The tall one groaned and said, "He's just like Zim was, bad at his assignment."
"Excuse me," I said.
The tall person turned. She showed a surprised face, and then said, "You are Brenda, one of the last humans in, um, Ooo. Correct?"
"Yes. I'm Brenda," I told her.
She floated over to me and stuck out a hand. "I'm Tallest Alexis. Call me Alexis, please. I'm Russell's friend," She told me.
"And ex-girlfriend?" I asked.
"Irkens, out," Alexis exclaimed.
The other green aliens exited the room and we were left alone, except for a silver robot with pink lights. Alexis chuckled and said, "Yes. I'm Russell's ex-girlfriend. I had to break up with him because I knew we wouldn't see each other for a long time. And we didn't. I haven't talked to Russell for a thousand years before the first transmission you saw."
"You were glad to see him?" I asked.
"Very. Thank you for getting him from the Hinterlands by the way," Alexis told me.
"Not a problem. I fight monsters anyway. A recovery job wasn't so hard," I told Alexis.
She pulled up a chair and said, "Please, take a seat."
I sat down and she sat across from me. The robot stood next to Alexis. "Brenda," Alexis said, "This Nancy. She's my friend and servant."
"Hello," Nancy said, "It's a pleasure to meet you."
"You too," I said, nodding my head slightly.
Alexis said, "Brenda, are you hungry?" I nodded slightly. "Can you get our guest something to eat Nancy?" Alexis asked her robot.
"Yes Mistress!" Nancy said, her lights turning pink.
"What would you like?" Alexis asked me.
"Got any spaghetti?" I asked.
"Nancy?" Alexis asked.
A fresh plate of spaghetti popped out of the robot's head. She handed it to me and I said, "That was amazing. Thanks."
"You're welcome Brenda," Nancy said.
"How do you have spaghetti?" I asked after eating my spaghetti.
"Spaghetti is one of the earth, or should I say Ooo, foods that Irkens," She gestured to herself, "Can safely eat. We're growing to be able to eat other kinds, but not many more than I could eat when Ooo was Earth. Now, we can also eat oily and greasy foods."
"That's cool, I guess," I said.
"For us, it's very good. Most of the food we find is fruits and vegetables. What we can make with the fruits and vegetables, is usually oily and greasy," Alexis said, shrugging.
"Oh. Well, Russell sent me to get you," I said.
"Oh, I know," Alexis said, nodding.
"Hmm?" I asked.
Alexis snapped her fingers, and the door slid open. A lot of irkens fell into the room. "Hello my tallest!" One said.
"We're in trouble, aren't we my tallest?" Another asked.
"Big time," Alexis said to the irkens, "But, your punishment will be very fun. We shall be throwing a, um, Brenda, what's a party now called?"
"A ball," I told her.
"A ball! We will be throwing a ball for all of Ooo to meet our wonderful race!" Alexis exclaimed.
The irkens on the floor cheered. "Mina, announce it to the kingdom, okay? And tell them to wear their best clothes. I'll announce the party day and what time it will be held when I get back."
A small irken got to her feet and saluted. Then she ran on top of the other irkens and out the doorway. A few seconds later, I heard very loud cheering. "She told them," Alexis said, chuckling, "Now you irkens, get up and get everything started in the dinning room. The big one, not mine." They all saluted, got up, and ran out the door. "Now, while they're doing that, I have some free time. Will you take me to Russell?" Alexis asked kindly.
I smiled and nodded.
A/N: Finally done with this chapter! Man, this one took a while. Anyway, May the fourth be with you, and Review!
