CHAD'S SECRET
Chad shuffled into the care-takers room, he exchanged money with the caretaker for a key. They nodded, the caretaker walked out from the room. Chad closed the door silently. He was alone. It had been awhile for Chad to get a chance alone, Sonny had been following his every move. It wasn't easy to get away, but some bribing done the job. He walked in the corner of the room, holding the key firmly in his hand. His heartbeat quickening, he' d been waiting a long time to see his lover's face again. Taken away by fate, forced to hate and to spite one another. They could never be together. He bent down to fit the key into a hole in a tiny the closet door. He turned.
And opened the small door. "Hello, love." Chad purred, looking at the pineapple carved to look like Zac Efron. It worn skin coloured makeup, a wild cat's shirt and a wig to make it look more human.
Chad smiled, "I know, it's been a while, but I'm here now." He reached his hand into his side pocket and pulled out a handkerchief, "I got you a present." He reached it out to the pineapple, expecting it to take the hankie. Nothing happened. Chad smiled lovingly at the inanimate object, "I'll unwrap it, then." he unwrapped the hankie to reveal a tooth. Zac Efron's tooth, that fell out when Chad punched him.
"I'm sorry that I hurt you today." Chad apologized, stroking lovingly the wig. He placed the tooth next to the pinapple, along with other 'presents' such as Zac's tooth brush, comb, sock and (Chad's favourite) Zac's underwear. The underwear was the hardest to retrieve- but he eventually got it. From EBAY.
"What? Yes. Yes." Chad muttered, "I know I'm with Sonny- I-" he paused to listen to the pineapple, " But you're with that Vanessa- It's been three years, Zac!" he flinched, looking at the pineapples cold stare. Chad lowered his head, "I don't think I can keep fighting an losing battle, Zac. I think it's time to quit-" he burst into tears as punched the pineapple.
Due to Chad having the pineapple for a long time, it had turned rotten and all soft. As it hit the care-taker's room floor, Chad heard a loud sploosh sound. "NO! NO! NO! ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!" Chad screamed, holding the remains of pineapple in his hands, dripping with pineapple blood .
It was a sad day for people who loved pineapples.