CHAD'S ABDUCTED.

Chad was walking along the beach, it was favourite beach and cleared his mind from the stress of being a celebrity. SUDDENLY there was a beam of light from the night sky. Chad coward into a ball, protecting himself from the bright light. He peeped through his eyelashes to see that he was levitating.

"Oh no!" he squealed, kicking his legs in the air randomly. Below he could see tourists walking home from a day at the beach. " HELP! HELP ME! I'M BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!"

Though, these tourists were Japanese and didn't understand a word Chad was saying, nor what was happening to him. In response they took pictures. Chad let out an angry and terrified scream. He was reaching the ship, the light was taking him through a hole in the rear of the ship.

There was a blinding light, dark shapes moved across his eyes, slowly the aliens came into view.

"Hello." It's voice was familiar to Chad. It was his voice. Chad's eyes finally adjusted. It was him, millions of Chad Dylan Coopers staring curiously at him. "Welcome back home." They all spoke at once, gleaming their dazzling smiles. Chad smiled back, slightly confused. "Hi, handsome people." he raised up from the floor, rubbing his eyes. It had to be a dream. When he opened them again, the unchanged Chads stared happily back.

It didn't take long for Chad to adapt to his new life on the space ship. The aliens informed him that when he was a child, he got lost on Earth, and they were unable to find him. Thanks to McKenzie Falls being broadcast on a nearby Satellite, they were able to find him. Chad was reunited with his real parents, which felt awkward, because they looked identical to him. His parents introduced him to a girl they wanted him to marry, once again was awkward, because she looked like him. She didn't even look like a girl.

"Josanaphia," the female chad shook his hand,

"Chad," he smiled back, she had a strong hold on his hand and was holding it longer than n

ecessary.

"This is excellent!" his mother beamed, "Now you can carry the eggs and become the father we have always dreamt of you to become!"

"WHAT?" Chad shrieked, letting go of the female Chad's hand, "I don't want to be a-"

"Too late!" his father placed a hand on Chad's shoulder, "By holding hands she inserted fertilised eggs into you. Now you carry these eggs up to nine months."

Chad let out a scream and demanded to be taken back to Earth. They reluctantly did so, and left him on the beach they found him on.

Chad was the very first man to give birth.