CHAD'S INCIDENT.

Chad laid numbly in the hospital ward. His head throbbed painfully, he didn't have the slightest clue how he ended up in the ward. Sonny pushed past a crowd of wounded people towards Chad. "Chad! Chad!" She cried, she let her self regain her breath. "Thank goodness you're awake." Chad frowned, "Sonny, what happened?" he asked blankly. "It was a car crash." Sonny burst into tears, Chad patted her on the back.

"Uh… Sonny, it's okay…" he smiled nervously towards the other hospital visitors walking by. Sonny sniffled up her snot. Which Chad thought was rather gross and rather not have seen. "B-but Ch-Chad. It's not okay!" Chad's smile dropt, "What?"

Sonny's face turned pale, "No one told you?" She looked around at the people on the ward, who were all staring at Chad wide eyed. He simply thought it was because he was a celebrity. He turned back to Sonny, "What? What is it?"

"You have a day to live." She began sobbing into her hands again, Chad stared at the sobbing Sonny.

"Oh my god. Why? Why now? I'm too young to die!" He began sobbing along with Sonny. He remembered who he was. He was Chad Dylan Cooper. And he does NOT cry. He wanted to die with dignity. He tried to muster up his courage and spoke, "Well, if I only have a day. Then I'll have to do everything I ever wanted to do today."

She raised her head, "Oh… urm… my bad… you've been sleeping, so it's…" she checked her watch, "Five hours to live." Chad forgot his dignity and cried harder into his hands. "What's killing me, Sonny? What is it?"

"Can't you feel it?" Sonny asked blankly, Chad frowned, Sonny raised her makeup mirror.

Chad had a pole directly through his head. "Oh, hell no." he touched the pole, coated with blood. It stung painfully by the smallest touch. That explained the head ache.

"It was a truck delivering dancing poles that crashed into your limo, Chad… I'm so sorry." Sonny burst into tears again, Chad was about to faint, "I'm gonna die… I'm gonna die…" Nico and Grady walked in happily, "Hey, Chaaad, we're here to cheer you up!" they said cheerily, Chad groaned in agony.

"No. Go away." He insisted, Grady smiled. "We can't, Sonny paid us. And we're far better than that clown who charges DOUBLE the price." Nico smiled, "Look at the Brightside, Chad, that pole does look better on you." Grady nodded, "Yeah, you want us to hire some pole dancers for you?" They both began sniggering, Chad stared at them both hatefully. "I'm about to die, and you're making JOKES about me?"

"Chad." Tawni walked in with Zora, "I want to know something… I ordered that pole which is through your head. So can you die a little bit quicker?"

"WHAT?" Chad roared, Tawni squeaked.

"You see, I wanted to open up a night club, and… well, I need that pole." Tawni was pushed away by Zora. "You could have a lil' more sympathy for Chad!" Zora folded her arms, Chad relaxed on his bed.

"At least some one cares…" he smiled thinly.

"Yes." Zora continued, "He would rather have that pole installed in our prop house. We need a pole to go down the first floor and into the prop house. It would be really convenient for us."

Sonny shot up from sobbing, "You're all insensitive! Chad is DYING! OH CHAAAD!" She pulled him into a hug. Sonny caught him off guard. As he turned his head he accidentally shoved the pole into Sonny's forehead.

Blood began drip out from her head. "Oh no, no, no!" she shrieked, waving her hands about .

"S-stay still!" Chad yelled, Nico and Grady ran over to pull Sonny's head out from the pole.

"Where's the doctor?" Nico yelled, Chad buzzed a button by his bedside, sadly it was to operate the bed. It crushed his body slowly, he tossed his head to the left, realising mili-seconds later that Sonny was at the end of the pole. She flew along with the pole, knocking out Nico and Grady and a few clueless nurses.

Suddenly the pole stabbed Zora through the eye. She screamed in agonizing pain. The blood that spurt out of Zora dripped onto the floor, which Tawni slipped on while calling for help. The pole stab through her chest, "My new shirt!" she cried and went limp. The ward which Chad laid peacefully five minutes before was now full of screaming people. The paparazzi seemed to have leaked in and were taking pictures. Chad, Sonny, Tawni and Zora looked like a human kabob. The good news, they beaten the Guinness world record for the world's biggest kabob. The bad news, they died. Oh dear.