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Kill me, kill me now please. If there is anyone out there right now listening to me, please kill me now.
"So, I recommend using your tongue." Kate said.
For the last I don't know how long, but I hope it's been an half hour; Kate has been going on about what I need to do to Tanya to give her max pleasure. This woman has absolutely no shame. At first I thought she might have a little, because well, I mean I was just hoping, but I was horrible wrong.
At first Carmen was able to get Kate to shut up by talking to me about random stuff like school and my parents and stuff, but that only lasted for maybe ten minutes at the most. Kate covered Carmen's mouth with her hand to keep her quiet and started talking to me about sex. I don't know how I haven't gotten a nose bleed from all the blood in my face right; it's got to be some sort of miracle.
Kate hasn't gone over too much, only what she calls 'opening moves'. I apparently have to master these in order to get Tanya into my bed whenever I want. Most of them sounded like she made them up on the spot and only wanted me to do those to see if Tanya would laugh at me. I mean really, I think a fourteen year old on his first date could do better than what Kate's suggesting.
"I know you can't, but try with all your might to leave a hicky. I know Tanya would really appreciate the gesture. If you do that then…" Kate said.
I've been doing my best to try and block her out, but sometimes stuff gets through and my face goes bright red again. Especially when I only hear part of what she's saying and it sounds very rated 'X'. Carmen gave up trying to get her to remove her hand a while ago, now she's just staring at me with a sympathetic look.
I even tried to let Kate that I really don't need her to tell me, that I'm sure Tanya will let me know exactly what to do when the time comes. Kate just insisted that it's her job as my sister to tell me all this so that her other sister will be happy. I tried to point out that technically I wasn't in the family so she couldn't be my sister. Kate just shook her head and said the moment Tanya claimed me as her mate made me as good as a blood sister as far as she's concerned. After hearing that touching comment, I couldn't help but let Kate continue talking.
"So that's what you need to know about that, but if I think of anything else, I'll be sure to tell you. But for now, if you could please switch me spots, that'd be great." Kate said as she stood.
She finally released Carmen, who only rolled her eyes, and walked to my side of the desk. I gave her a confused look, but did as she asked anyways.
"Why do you want to switch seats?" I asked, sitting down in Kate's old seat.
"Because she knows she keeps pushing her luck and you're the only one keeping it from running out." Carmen answered.
I was about to ask what she meant by that, but my answer came to me when Tanya opened the door and looked really annoyed.
"Before you say something that you don't mean, I was just telling all that for you." Kate said in a defensive tone, but the smirk she was wearing gave away that she finds this all very amusing.
"I don't want you talking with Bella about how to get someone in bed." Tanya said through gritted teeth.
So this would be the instincts Carmen was telling me about. I guess Tanya must have heard part of what Kate was telling me as she ran here and assumed she was talking about like she was going to use those moves on me? Or I don't know, something about me and those moves to get into bed that make sense with someone besides Tanya.
"Tanya, I would only try to get you into bed." I said without thinking as I stood and faced her.
Once the words were out of my mouth, my face went bright red again. That's not what I meant, well… sort of. I mean that she's the only, but I'm not offering at all… right now. Tanya's smirk let me know what she was thinking.
"So you want to get me into bed?" Tanya asked.
"Well, no, I mean yes, but not now, or you know…" I said while trailing off.
How do I answer that? I say no and I know for a fact I hurt her feelings. If I say yes, she might take me up on that right now, and I'm just not ready for that step.
"Someone's a little indecisive on if they want to have sex." Kate said and I'm sure she has a grin.
"Not that it's any of your concern." Tanya growled to Kate. "If you want to know Bella, you never have to try those things Kate was telling you; I'm always more than willing to have sex with you, whenever and wherever." Tanya said, that last part coming out as a seductive purr.
She took a step closer to me and one of her hands cupped my cheek while the other wrapped loosely around my back.
"And trust me, she means wherever." Kate said, sounding amused.
I think I might just start getting used to always blushing, I almost don't feel it anymore. Tanya let out low growl to I'm sure Kate and pulled me closer to her. My hands instinctively wrapped around her neck and I met her lips half way. Because we were still in front of people, I pulled away somewhat quickly, no need to make out in front of someone that can use that as teasing material. I saw Tanya's look disapproval from the lost contact, so I gave her a quick peck to try and sooth her over.
"I thought your meetings were going to last longer?" I asked, still pulled tight against her and I have no motivation to move.
"They were, but my department was done first, so I should have stayed if I had any interest in keeping the job, but sense I don't, I left." Tanya said.
"From what I hear, you left to do more work though right?" Kate asked for once this afternoon without a tone that made me think my face was about to turn into a tomato.
"What work?" I asked.
Tanya gave me a sheepish look before pulling me back into a kiss. I'm not sure if her goal was to distract me from what I was asking, if it was it did work for a little bit, but I still managed to pull away… when I needed to breathe again.
"What work?" I asked again when I caught my breath.
"I find it absolutely cute that you want to protect me and I really appreciate that you were going to do so the only way you could think of to do. But you see, no one blackmails my mate, no matter how stupid the blackmail is. So I made a call to Irina." Tanya said, still with a sheepish look on her face.
"What did you two do?" I asked.
I pulled away from her slightly as I gave her an accusatory look. Clearly she's guilty of doing something she probably shouldn't have done and I want to know what it is. As soon as I pulled away, Tanya only took a step forward so that her feet where mixed with mine and threw my balance so off that the only way I was still standing was that Tanya still had one hand wrapped around me to keep me up. I take it Tanya didn't want any space between us and I'm perfectly okay with that.
"Well, I technically didn't do anything, but I was in the area to hear happen. Irina, without being seen, gave Sarah a very good warning to back off. As I'm sure you know, Sarah is a bit of a bully, so Irina was general enough in her warning to get the human to back off everyone. I wanted to make sure your name wasn't used so that in case Sarah somehow managed to find enough courage to go to someone about Irina's threat, you wouldn't be involved at all." Tanya said.
At first I was sad that the one thing I thought to do to protect Tanya, because let's face it as a human teenager with no connections there's nothing I could have done to stop Sarah and letting her copy my homework realistically isn't that bad, I couldn't do. There's really nothing that I can actually protect Tanya from and I really wanted to have this chance to do so.
Then I was happy for what she did. I mean she got Irina, though I'm sure it wasn't that to do, to threaten Sarah for me. She protected me from some stupid high school blackmail that was so stupid that I'm sure an elementary student could have thought of something better.
"Wait, Bella was blackmailed?" Kate asked sounding a little mad. From the corner of my eye I could see Carmen looked a little upset as well.
"Was that okay to do? I know you wanted to protect me and you do for a time, I just took it up a notch and protected us both." Tanya said ignoring Kate.
"Its fine Tanya, I really don't mind." I answered.
The way she worded her sentence made it seem like I did protect her, for all of two seconds, but I guess I did. Sarah could have technically gone to someone right after class if I had told her no, but I didn't so she didn't. The fact that Tanya thought of that just makes her that much sweeter to me.
I let go of her waist, fully confident her grip on me will keep me from falling, and tangled my hands into Tanya's hair behind her head. With what little strength I have compared to her, I pulled Tanya's head to me to kiss. I did my best to pour my feelings into that kiss, to let her know I really do appreciate what she did. As soon as Tanya pulled away to let me breath, I swear one day I might be able to, Kate spoke up.
"Bella was blackmailed?" Kate said now sounding mad and impatient.
"Yes, but it was dealt with." Tanya said dismissively with a wave of her hand. "Would it be okay if I came over and made you dinner tonight, my love?" Tanya asked.
"I would love it, but my dad will be there. I don't think Charlie would appreciate having my math teacher over." I said with a smile.
"Of course not, but I somehow came across some information that he will have to work late tonight. I'm sure he'll leave you a note to let you know." Tanya said with a satisfied smirk.
"Stalking my dad?" I asked with a quirked eyebrow.
"Of course, I don't stalk and if I did I would only stalk you. I happened to ran past your house on the way here to drop off something for you when I heard him talking on the phone." Tanya said.
"Drop off what?" I asked with suspicion clear in my voice.
The fact that she went into my home without permission was far from my mind with the fact that she got me something. Plus, I know that Tanya would never do anything to hurt my dad or mess with my stuff. I also don't really mind her stopping there whenever she wants, preferable when I'm there of course, for some reason it doesn't seem as creepy as when Edward would. I wonder if that's because I always want to be around Tanya?
"Go home and you'll find out, I promise you'll like it. So since your dad will be out late, can I come over in a couple hours?" Tanya asked, completely dodging my question but still sounding hopeful that I'll say yes.
"Of course." I answered; there was never a chance I would say no if Charlie wasn't going to be there.
Tanya pulled me into another kiss before pulling away completely.
"Thank you, no go home and do your homework, I'll be there in a couple hours, I'll text you when I head over." Tanya said with authority, so the words that came out of my mouth next couldn't be helped.
"Yes mom." I said sarcastically as I started to leave. When I passed Tanya, she leaned in to whisper into my ear.
"Trust me, the things I want to do to you would be the last thing any mother would want to hear about their child, much less do." Tanya whispered with a seductive purr.
Kate must have thought Tanya was no longer mad at her, so she full laughed at me that I'm sure if she could have her eyes watering. Not wanting to face Kate, or really Carmen after that comment, I just left with my head held high as my face looked like a ripe tomato.
When I got home the first thing I did was look for the note Tanya said Charlie should have left for me. I found it on the kitchen table. It said something about someone calling in sick and someone else on vacation and being short-handed at work so he had to go in. The next thing I did was go to my room where I'm sure Tanya left this present.
When I opened the door to my room, nothing seemed different. After I took a few steps into my room, I found a note on my bed. Knowing that that had to be the 'gift' from Tanya, I went straight to it to read it.
My eternal love,
I know you don't like receiving presents, I admire that for you. So knowing this, I regret to inform you that I have in fact gotten you a graduation present.
I am willing to offer you trade for you to accept my present. The terms are: I will not tell you what the present is until I see fit.
What you receive in return for fully accepting my present without complaints: I will make sure Kate and Irina do not get you anything separate from our family gift to you, for graduation. Before you think about complaining about receiving a family gift, I feel it's more of a gift for me than you, so you will accept it.
I will give you until I see you next to give me an answer; if you don't then I will assume you want as many gifts as we can buy for you.
There will be no negotiations.
With all my love,
Tanya
She is sneaky. I can't not pick an option because then I'm sure they'll buy me a lot of stuff just to annoy me. Tanya's making sure that I pick her gift because that will give me only one thing. Not that I mind picking Tanya over Kate and Irina anyways because I bet their presents will somehow leave my face red. Will I get something from Carmen and Eleazar? Can't I get out that also? Tanya said no negotiations, so I guess it's either accept a lot of gifts from the whole family, or just the three.
Tanya's present it is.