CHAD'S BIOGRAPHY.
Chad had noticed recently, there were a lot of Biography's out. So he thought he would release his own. Chad had finished speaking to the editor and was confirmed it would be on the shelves by the week after. Chad was ecstatic.
"Oh yeah!" Chad beamed, "This is fantastic! For once, the disastrous events of my life has a benefit on me, with my new book, I'll sell millions!" Sonny skipped past, "Hey, bunny-kins, how's your biography goin'?" she asked, Chad hugged her.
"It's going great, Sonny, really, really, great!" he gleamed his white teeth.
Sonny beamed back, "That's fantastic!"
"I know!" he giggled happily, "I'm so happy, I feel as if I've achieved something. And for once nothing is going wrong in this fan fiction!"
At that moment in time, an satellite fell out from the sky and hit the factory that produced Chad's copies of his biographies. It went up in flames.
When Chad found out, he was ruined. The company demanded money from him for the inconvenience. So Chad became broke, and was reduced to become a tramp on the street.