Naruto's KH Misadventures

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Various pairings that change during the chapters. There will be little to no continituty at certain times that I wish to remember, but probably won't be able to.

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''Normal Speech''

Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls

(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes…Songs you go to Youtube and play. )

(Dark over lapping echoes)

''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''

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Story Start

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''Hey so where's that Tobi guy?'' Larxene asked as she sat on the couch while balancing a kunai.

''I sent him to Australia!'' Naruto answered as he was polishing his shoes.

''Australia? Why the hell did you send him to Australia?''

''I'm trying to avoid another Canada incident. Somehow Tobi became the prime minister and went mad with power. I damn near heart attack when I was faced with a crowd of orange masked wearing people. Then again at least there's no more church of Tobi.''

'Church of Tobi!''

''Yeah...Tobi is an ideal, a spirit so to say. Tobi can never truly be killed, hence why he's immortal. It's the people who are Tobi's opposite that are usually possesed by his spirit when a Tobi is dead. Aah yes...it's possible to supress the Tobi, but you have to get your soul to evil.''

''Is this all true or are you fucking with me?''

''Okay fine that was all a lie. The only thing true is that the bastard drives the all powerful Tank.''

''Is that what that noise was this morning? A fucking tank?''

''Yeah...I just got a brilliant idea!'' He exclaimed jumping off the couch. 'I'll get Tobi and Demyx to fight each other to the death. They both have that annoying immortality factor. One of them is bound to die. Most likely Demyx! He sucks at fighting. He's the weakest one here after all!'' Naruto finished this the door to the mansion was blown apart.

There in the door way stood a tall 6 foot imposing figure of darkness. It's very apperance was like that of a wraith as dark violet energy radiated from him.

''What the hell..Scan!'' Naruto cast as the creature's information became known to him.

Name: Unknown

Level: 255

Attack: 255

Defense: 255

Speed: 255

Weakness: None

Notes: You're fucked!

The creature snarled as a ball of blue, violet, green gathered in it's hand like an orb.

Naruto summoned his Key Blade and charged forward. With a mighty cry he jumped up and slashed downward at the creature only for it to turn to smoke. The creature materalized back in front of him and blasted him with the orb out of the window.

''You bastard! Take this!" Larxene fired several bolts of lighting that disappeared into the Unknown. It fired it back at her shocking her and knocking her unconscious.

''What's going...'' Luxord didn't even get to finish his sentence as a couch collided into him.

Xaldin, Vexen, and Zexion ran into the room. The Unknown turned into mist and possed Zexion.

Both the Whirlwind Lancer and Chilly Academic attacked only to find themselves defeated by the other's techniques. With Xaldin frozen and Vexen cut to pieces the Unknown exited the cloak schemer and snapped his neck.

At that Namine and Roxas entered the room.

''Noo! My once former friends, but really traitorous allies that I put up with only because we all mooch off Naruto!'' Roxas cried out, summoning Obvilion and Oathkeeper! ''You'll pay for that! Only because Vexen owed me twenties bucks!"' As Roxas charged forward Namine pulled out a shotgun from her book and turned off the safety and took aim.

The Unknown then cast a fire spell somehow only burning off Roxas's shirt.

''Oh no! My bulging biceps can't be revealed! It'll draw the fan girls from all around!''

It only took Namine a moment of seeing Roxas's body before being incompatitated by a nosebleed. The unknown then shot forward and gripped he Nobody by the head before slamming him face first into the floor lending him unconscious.

The rest of Organization 13 with the exception of Demyx ran to complain about the noise only to be hit by a vortex spell sending them all flying. Axel dropped in the room with a groan as the banana peel he was going to through away fell out of his hand.

(Estasi Dell Anima)-Song played at this point.

''I'm Demyx!'' Demyx cheerfull declared as he entered the room. ''I'm...Demyx,'' he repeated again in shocking seeing all his friends defeated. ''My name is Demyx! You killed my friends! Prepare to die!"' he declared summoning his Sitar! ''Dance water dance!"' he chanted as Water clones were summoned. They charged forward with blinding speed, slamming into the unknown before he could retaliate. Ten water clones left the creature incompacated as Demyx broke his guitar over the creature's head.

It quickly recovered and lashed at Demyx cutting his chest causing him to stumble back. Demyx back flipped and summoned a column of water having it crashed into the Unknown sending it through the wall. Demyx summoned a wave of water that formed into a dragon and shot at the Unknown who summoned a wave of darkness to swallow it.

Demyx jumped through the hole and jabbed the creature in the face then head butted it. ''DEMYX SECRET TECHNIQUE! MULLET OF DESTRUCTION!'' he cried out as his mullet began to glow. ''I'M DEMYX BITCH!'' he roared as a beam of energy shot out from his mullet blasting the creature. The Unknown shrieked in pain as it slowly melted away in anguish until it was nothing. Victorous! Demyx walked back into the main room in slow motion only for him to slip on Axel's banana peel and to land on hix back to be utterfully defeated. ''I'm...Demyx,'' he groaned out.

''Shut up Demyx!'' Naruto said from outside before groaning and loosing consciousness once more.

''Aaw...'' Demyx groaned before he too passed out.

Tis was another Monday in Naruto's castle.

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Chapter End

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Will Axel be succesful in keeping Aqua from stealing Naruto's cookies or will the Keyblade Master prove too much for the fiery pervert! Find out, next time, on Kingdom Hearts! Misadventures!