Ok so i know its been awhile and im sorry...lately i havent been in the mood to type but suddenly today i got this huge urge to type so i did and heres the result....i hope you enjoy it...this story is supposed to be sorta funny and it gets more comedic as i get more into the story but thats just me stalling...newayz^^ i hope you enjoy...pls pls PLS PLS READ AND REVIEW!!!I NEED REVIEWS!!!!!!^^

~disclaimer- i dont own nething except Moon and Nari and even then i share them with my cousin...

Later that night

"Get out of my face!" Nari yelled, turning the other way. Moon continued the teasing, amused.

"Come on Nari, you know you like him!"

Nari almost gagged. She hid her face in her arms, unsuccessfully trying to hide. After a moment of silence she felt something wet slide up her arm.

"Oh that's gross Moon! There is no need for licking!" Nari yelled and tried to wipe the sliminess off her arm.

"You can lick me all you want but I DON"T like him!"

"Fine. Whatever. This isn't over Nari!" Moon called back, climbing into her own bed right when Itachi opened the door.

"What the hell are you two DOING?!" he yelled. "People are trying to sleep!"

"Sorry master Itachi-sama." Nari and Moon said. Moon added,

"We were just having some fun. We're not quite tired yet."

"So what are you two talking about?" asked Itachi. Nari looked at Moon with a face that said 'don't you dare.' Moon smiled evilly and quickly said,

"Nari likes Gaara. The other one in the dungeon."

"Moon! I do NOT!"

"Do to."

"Do no-" Itachi cut her off.

"Enough! I swear. You two are, are… URGH! I can't even think of a word!" Nari held back laughter as she watched Itachi storm out the door.

Someone is stressing under lack of sleep." Nari paused. " Or maybe he's sexually frustrated. Perhaps you could go calm him down a little." She teased Moon. A loud bang on the wall made the girls jump.

"I can hear every word you're saying!" yelled Itachi. "Go to SLEEP!" Moon looked at Nari and smirked.

"Listen to this." she whispered. Moon got up and snuck into Itachi's room.

"HOLY SHIT!" Itachi yelled. "MOON!!!" Poof Moon was back in the room.

"What did you do?" asked Nari.

"I jumped out of the wall right above his head with a Diablo* mask on and scared the shit out of him. It was hilarious!"

Nari laughed, "You're lucky he didn't kill you! Right in the face!"*

"Yea probably." Moon sighed and bit her lip.

"You ok?" Nari asked.

"Yea. Its just, Itachi sleeps in boxers on top of the covers. It was a pretty nice view…You should so go down and say hi to Gaara."

"MoooOOOOooon! Shut uuuup!" Nari punched her arm. " I don't like him!!! He's out prisoner! Nothing more!" She glared at her sister.

"But Nari. He could be more. I mean think about it, if he became more, you might save him. Who knows what Itachi will put him through." Moon argued back. "I mean seriously, you like two guys. Both guys show interest in you. I'd say you're pretty damn lucky. The one guy I LOVE doesn't even think twice about me." Nari was silent just looking at Moon feeling a little guilty. "Good night Nari." Moon said shutting off the light.

"Night Moon" Nari replied.

"Thank GOD!" Itachi yelled.

Nari laid in bed think for a bit then whispered. "Moon…What time does our shift for watching the prisoners start?" Moon looked at the clock on the table between their two beds.

"Now." She replied. The she smiled. "Well you get to see your boy don't you. Lucky." Moon sighed.

"I just wish he would notice me you know."

"Yea, well at least..umm…" Nari went silent, lost in thought.

"We better get to the prison if we have watch." Moon said softly, successfully distracting Nari from trying to make Moon feel better.

"Yea." Nari nodded. So they got up and went to the prison to watch over their prisoners. Little did they know that Itachi had been listening in on their conversation.

'Damn it. I don't understand. Why is it bothering me. I shouldn't care who she "loves". But yet I do. WHY?! Urgh. Its so frustrating!!'

"Moon yo-" Nari was cut off by Moon.

"I'm guarding Uchiha. You are guarding Subaku. You just have to talk to him." Nari was silent as Moon walked away.

'God Damn that Moon. How dare she! Making me guard HIM! OF ALL PEOPLE! Sasori's clone. Though those sea green eyes look amazing!' Nari was now standing in front of Gaara's cell lost in thought until,

"Is it safe to ask what you are so determinedly thinking about?"

"Huh?" Nari slowly came out of her daze, looked at Gaara, then realized he had asked her a question.

"Shut up. No talking"

"Sorry." muttered Gaara, he then looked away with a small teeny tiny pout on his face. So teeny tiny that no one would actually be able to see it, except thanks to Nari's hyped senses she her self could just barely see it.

'Oh. What a cute pout!' Nari internally squealed. Then realized she'd been kind of rude and though normally she wouldn't have a problem with being rude, something about Gaara made her do something she's only ever done to her sister, apologize.

"No. I'm sorry. I'm just stressed…My sister is having boy problems and I don't know how to help her." Nari replied. 'Well its not a total lie. Is that a microphone?! Hmm. Probably not…just my imagination.' Nari shrugged.

"What?" Gaara asked having seen her shrug.

"Hmmm?"

"You shrugged."

"Oh. None of YOUR business!" she stuck her tongue out at him childishly. So not like a ninja. Gaara chuckled.

"Was that really mature?"

"Shut up!" Nari had a light pout. "Look if you don't want to get in trouble, STOP TALKING!" Gaara was silent for a whole two minutes before,

"Want to talk about your sister's problems?" Nari sighed.

"Ok…So she likes this guy…likes him a lot. But he is cold and said to be heartless and doesn't even notice her. She doesn't know what to do and I don't know how to help her. It is so frustrating seeing my sister and the way she looks at him yet he looks right at her and doesn't notice her. Argh! FRUSTRATING! How do I help her!? She always looks so sad when we bring it up or when he is around. I hate it…but if I told HIM then she'd hate me, and I don't want that." Nari came off her rant quietly.

"Hmm. That's a tough one. I've never actually been in a relationship before so I cant really help you. But I'm a good listener…so you can rant to me…I'm here, though against my will, I'm still here." Nari couldn't suppress her fit of giggles. "You've never been in a relationship before?! Ohh, you're innocent." She teased and tried to poke him through the bars.

"That's not going to work." Gaara stated

Nari glared, "Fine. I'll poke you yet!" she poofed into the cage and poked him. "Success!!" That's when she felt her chakra drain thanks to the bind on the cage.

"Oh shit…"

"What?"

"Now I cant get out." Gaara just looked at her…then started chuckling.

"You really don't think things through do you?"

"No not really. That's Moon's job." She replied with an innocent expression. She leaned against the bars and looked up at the clock. It was 3 hours till Sasori's shift. Until then, she was stuck.

"Well great. I'm stuck for 3 hours. Damn it!"

"We could…you know get to know each other."

Nari looked at him oddly."…How?" Gaara paused. "Ever played sticks?"

"Uhh…I can't say that I have…" Gaara held up one finger on each hand. "Do this."

Nari looked at him like he was crazy. "Umm…ok?" she held up 2 fingers.

"Now I'll tap your one finger with my one finger. 1+1=2 so you hold up 2 fingers on that hand."

Nari groaned. "It's a maaath game…" Gaara smirked at her "Right. So you tap one of my hands with yours." Nari raised an eyebrow and looked from her hand to his then angrily crossed her arms.

"God! Math sucks! I give up!" she pouted her bottom lip on instinct.

"Oh, come on. Its fun and addicting. You just gotta get better. Come on, one round." Gaara begged.

"Fine." Nari was still pouting a little. With that they played a round, and Gaara lost.

Nari's face was one of pure shock. "I won? I can't believe it…" Gaara's face matched her's completely. "Me either…"

"Hey!" She smacked his arm playfully, "You seem pretty laid back for being locked in a cage with someone that could use her amazing ninja skills to kill you." She stuck her tongue out.

"No you can't. you can't use chakra."

"Watch me!" Nari went to tackle him but tripped over her feet and pushed him to the ground landing on top of him by accident. It took both of them a moment before they realized they were kissing. Nari pulled away quickly but made no attempt to move.

"Uhh…That was umm…my bad." She instinctively bit her bottom lip. This dazed Gaara. Nari went to get up but Gaara just grabbed her waist preventing her from getting up.

"No. Not yet." Nari looked at Gaara and saw lust in his eyes…she again instinctively bit her lip. This caused Gaara to lose the rest of his self control. He pulled Nari's head down and attacked her lips with his. He forced her lips open and attacked her tongue. She didn't resist. They parted for air when Gaara breathed out,

"Do you realize how hott you look when you bite your lip?" Nari shrugged then attacked his lips again.

"Do you realize how you're just plain hott at all times?" She countered. Gaara shrugged. They kept making out moaning occasionally. Gaara and Nari had just ground their hips together both moaning loudly so neither of them heard the door opening.

"What the fuck?!" Sasori's voice came out of no where. Gaara and Nari jumped away from each other startled.

"Sasori! What are you doing hear? It's not time for your shift yet!" Nari said looking at the clock.

Sasori glared. "Oh, do you want more time to fraternize with the enemy?" he said sarcastically.

"If you could do that, it'd be great." Gaara said crossing his arms. Nari bit her lip and walked over to the door of the cage. "I'm…um…stuck." Her voice wasn't as cocky as usual.

Sasori glared but walked over and opened the cage door.

"MY ROOM NOW!" Sasori yelled.

"You can't…you have to stay here and watch me." Gaara said smugly. Sasori's glare worsened by like 10'x's.

"Says who?" he waited for Nari to get out then shut the door and locked it again. "You're not going anywhere." he turned to follow Nari out.

"Well…Damn. I tried to save her." Gaara sat down Indian style, crossed his arms and just remembered the feel of Nari on him and the taste of her lips.

~Moon~

Moon stopped in front of Sasuke's cell, looked at him, then turned around, back facing him.

"Hey baby you're kinda cute…Come in here and we can get a lil' sum sum."

Moon spun on her heel and looked at him with rage in her eyes. "What the fuck did you say?!?!" Itachi, having heard what Sasuke said while standing outside the door, was seething with anger. He composed himself and walked in pulling Moon away from the cage she was about to rip to shreds just to get to Sasuke who by the way was in the far left corner cowering in fear having already wet himself. Itachi dragged Moon out into the hallway.

"Deidara GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!" Itachi yelled. "Wait right here." he told Moon who was still very very livid. She just stood there.

"Yes Itachi?" Deidara popped out of nowhere.

"Wait here."

"Okay." Itachi walked back in and just glared at Sasuke.

"If you ever even try to hit on her again, I will kill you so slowly you'll wish you were dead!!" Itachi growled menacingly. Sasuke just nodded and continued to shake in fear. It was oddly silent in the other room. Itachi walked over to check the cage Gaara was in and was surprised to see it unguarded. "Damn it. Where did all my guards for the prisoners go?!?!" He walked back into the hall and yelled, "TOBIIII!"

"Tobi a good boy." Tobi poofed out of nowhere. Itachi looked at Deidara and Tobi both.

"Tobi I want you guarding Sasuke and Deidara I want you guarding Gaara, UNDERSTOOD!" Itachi yelled at them. "Moon you come with me." he said much more civilly.

"Yes Master Itachi." all three of them said simultaneously. Itachi started to walk off, Moon followed.

'I wonder why Itachi got so mad when Sasuke hit on me.'

'What the hell was that?! Why'd I get so mad when Sasuke hit on her. It was like I was…Oh Hell No…I couldn't have been…but I was though…I …Was…Jealous?' Itachi bit his lip.

"Is something wrong Master Itachi?" Moon asked. No response from him. "Master…Itachii?"

"Damn IT!" Itachi's outburst startled Moon, causing her to drop the glass ball she had picked up. Of course, being glass, shattered all over the floor.

"Oh My God! I am so sorry Master Itachi! I'll clean it up right away." Moon bent down and had just picked up a exceptionally sharp piece when Itachi yelled scaring her again,

"No! Don't!" this caused Moon to cut from the tip of her right index finger to the middle of her palm.

"Owww. Fuck." Without thinking Itachi bent down, grabbed her hand, and licked from her palm up to her finger keeping her finger in his mouth longer since it had a more severe laceration.

"M-m-master I-I-Itachi!" Moon gasped blushing. Itachi jerked back when he realized what he had done.

"eh, sorry." he grunted out quietly. "Come on." Itachi grabbed Moon's hand again and started pulling her toward his bedroom. Once in there he shoved her into the bathroom. Itachi made her sit on the toilet while he tended to her wound. When he was finished Moon looked up, some of her hair in her face, looked right into Itachi's eyes.

"Th-thanks Master Itachi." 'Oh my god! I think I might die! His eyes! I-I-I never noticed before but they have a tint of blue to them…' Itachi's movement broke her out of her thoughts. She never broke eye contact with Itachi as his hand came up and brushed Moon's hair from her face. Itachi's hand lingered on her face while he used his other hand to pull Moon off the toilet into a standing position. They continued to look in each other's eyes.

'My god! Why haven't I ever noticed how pretty she was. Or how her blue eyes make it seem like I'm looking at the night sky full of stars. I don't understand…I've never felt this way before. What is this feeling?' Itachi hadn't noticed that his face had been inching towards Moon's until they were centimeters a part.

' Wait, I can't kiss her. She likes someone else…" That thought suddenly made Itachi very possessive. ' No She's MINE.' Itachi quickly closed the distance between their mouths, lips crushed to each others but only for a moment. Itachi pulled away, stepped back, and said,

"Your finger will be fine now get back to your room." Moon looked confused even when she heard the door open and Konan ask,

"Moon hurt her finger?! Awww. How? Hope your okay. Hey Itachi can I talk to you, privately, please." Itachi looked confused but nodded and walked out of the bathroom, Moon was happy that Itachi kissed her but disappointed by the way he acted afterwards, all cold like. She walked out of the room and back to hers, where she laid down and kept running what happened through her mind while waiting for Nari…She fell asleep within minutes.

*Nari & Sasori*

What happened with them

"What the hell was THAT!?" Sasori yelled at Nari. Nari just looked down. "Huh?! What was that!?"

"Look, I'm sorry Sasori…I-I-I don't know what that was OKAY! He said I was hott! You never tell me that! You never just hold me. You hardly spend time with me, only when you want to make out and get a blow job. You never give back! You only take." She finished off quietly. "This isn't a relationship Sasori. If anything at all it's a fling…He made me feel special…This "fling" is over, I can't take it anymore! I want to feel loved…I believe Gaara will make me feel that. Goodbye Sasori." She whispered the last line.

"Where do you think your going!? I'm not finished with you!" Sasori grabbed Nari's arm.

"Please Sasori…don't make me kill you." Nari pleaded. Sasori was shocked but reluctantly let go. "Thank you." With that Nari ran out of Sasori's room. She didn't know where she was going but she kept running. She found herself in front of her room. She thought it was weird because Moon should be watching Sasuke but just knew she was in here…and hurting just like her. Nari opened the door.

"Why aren't you watching Sasuke?" Moon sighed, and told her sister and closest friend her story of the night. Nari was silent.

"Here's mine.", and Nari spilled her story to Moon. They were silent until Moon spoke.

"We need to talk to our boys. You, Gaara, and me, Itachi." Nari nodded in agreement. Moon got up and together they walked out the door.

"Good Luck." They said at the same time to each other, and with that they walked in separate directions. Nari walked into find Deidara standing guard.

"Hey Deidara."

"Hey Nari. What's up?"

"I'm here to take over watch. I've got the rest of the night."

"Oh. I see. OK. See you later."

"Yea, see you." With that Deidara gave Nari the keys and walked out. Nari walked over and unlocked the cage door, walked in and shut it again. She saw Gaara in the corner sitting in a slouched position.

'He must be asleep.' Nari walked over to him, sat down next to him, and gently pulled his head into her lap. She bent down and kissed his forehead.

"What am I going to do? I think I'm falling in love with you. You better be worth it Subaku!" Nari whispered, soon after she sighed.

all right so here it is...you have to tell me what you thought of it or im going to think its really really bad and be really really depressed...so pls pls pls

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