LIKE OMG! YOU PROBABLY HATE ME FOR NOT BEING ON SOOO LONG QxQ I'm so sorry! School started 2 weeks ago and I've had homework and stuff, not to mention my friend got married to a tree named Janius = . Lol..Were so weird...

Tom: STOP CALLING ME THAT

Me: SHUT UP RIDDLE! -Coughs.- Anyway. Good Voldie, bashing on the Weasleys, not the twins, I love them. Sexy little bastards... ANYWAY. Bashing on most of Gryffindor, except for some. Some bashing on the poor little Huffpuffs(Poor souls...). OH AND GOOD SLYTHERINS! WHOOP! Bein' the sexy evil bastards they are ;D! Female Potter! WHOOP~! Lol... xD! Oh and bashing on Hermione, bein' the bitchy little bookworm she is. Oh and the Order Of The Glowing Zombie Fried Chicken... Is exactly that. Stupid bastards. All of 'em are EVIL. They will be bashed upon. Except Snape, Sirius, Remus, anddddddd... Whoever the hell I choose xD!... Oh, and Bellatrix Lestrange. I love that bitch. You people start bashing on her, and I will bash... ;o... Draco-Fuckin-Malfoy! I swear to the dog god I will!:o... Probably bashing by sleeping with him.. BUT ANYWAY...

Author: Geo And Neo

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! IF I DID SNAPE WOULDNT HAVE DIED! Dumblewhore woulda died more gruesomely... - Manipulative bastard! Dx. Anyway... Everything belongs to our lovely J.K Rowling. And the Brits. Gotta love the Brits. What with their accents... Ehm...-...ANYWAY! xDTitle: Amai Potter And The Sorcerers Stone...With a side of Angry Chickens.

Summary: Amai Potter. The girl who lived. Amai was young. So controllable... What would happen when Dumbledore's toy got a mind of her own? What if our wonderful little savior fell for the wrong guy? What if their savior wasn't who they thought... What if their savior turned to the right side. M for mature. Fem!Harry.

"Thoughts"

"Pareseltongue"

"Mind Speak"

"Location"

"Flashback"

Now, my most likely murderous(At me,) readers, I shall began the story ^^!

First Spell

A small, tinkling laugh rang throughout the old Great Hall of Hogwarts, and some stopped, turning to the entrance, and they couldn't help but giggle quietly at the sight.

Draco Malfoy stood in all his platinum glory...only...His robes were Gryffindor colored. Amai stood by his side, her cherubbic face stretched into that adorable smile of hers. Draco's silvery blue eyes were narrowed to slits, and he was growling lowly at the innocent looking girl.

"Amai! Turn my robes back, NOW!" He snarled at the girl, his hands curled into fists.

"Aw but, Drake, you look soo adorable!" She squealed as she dodged a tackle from him, accidently barreling into the lap of a first year Ravenclaw, who could only laugh at the girl in her lap. Pinching the girls cheeks, she grinned.

"Your the adorable one, little raven." Giggling, the Ravenclaw helped the girl up. A blush spread over the raven's cheeks, but she squealed as she was picked up around the waist by Draco, who was sniggering into her ear.

"Got ya, Amai.." A smirk quickly addorned his face and she squeaked, her arms flailing.

"Kidnap! Aki! Akiiiiiiiiiii!" She shrieked, her screams turning to sniggers, then to squeals as Akira through her over his shoulder, his eyes rolling.

"Your an idiot, Amai," He quipped.

"You love me anyways!" She chirped back, giggling.

"Damn straight," He smirked.

"Akira! Don't go tainting her!" Draco snapped, crossing his arms as the laughter in the Great Hall faded, and conversations returned to normal volume.

With a laugh, Akira dropped Amai into her normal seat, watching as she demanded for her poridge.

"Where is my poridge?! WHO STOLE MY PORIDGE?!" She screamed, eyes wide.

Draco sniggered as he put the poridge infront of the girl, watching as she shrieked, hugged him, then dug into the poridge.

Rolling his blue eyes, Draco chuckled as he nibbled absently on a piece of toast.

A small laugh brought Draco from his reverie and he turned to Luna, and a smile covered his features, "Ello there, Loony."

A dreamy smile covered the Elven girls features as she replied, "Good day to you, Draconis Lucius."

Rolling his silvery hues, Draco sighed at the term, "It's Draco, Loony. Just. Draco."

Another dreamy smile, and she nodded, "Alright..."

As he rolled his eyes once more, Draco turned to Akira and looked at him, "What's the news in Gryffindorks little den, Akira?" He asked bluntly, skipping over the pleasentries.

A smirk worthy of a Malfoy covered Akira's features as he nodded to the First Year, "Their angry at me, but their pissed as hell at Jake for what he did to Amai," Wrapping an arm around Amai in comfort as she tensed, and he leaned forward to murmur into her ear, "It's alright, Ami, so calm down, will you?"

A small nod was his only response.

Laughing, he stole a bite of her poridge, earning himself a small whack on the head from the annoyed girl, causing him to snicker at her.

As breakfest ended, the three spilt ways, Akira heading to Defense, and the blonde and ravennette to Charms.

Smiling at Draco, she giggled at his vacant expression, causing him to pinch her side.

A shriek came from her throat and she quickly ran from him, shrieking whenever he managed to pinch her again.

With a yelp, the two barreled into the Charms room, and they looked at the Professor who was looking at them, as if they'd grown two heads.

A sheepish grin covered Amai's features, and she let out a soft giggle, "We aren't late, are we?"

Smirking, Draco pinched her side again, causing her to shriek, jump up, and hide behind Proffesor Flitwick, who was laughing.

"my..well.. Go to your seat, Potter, Malfoy," Flitwick said in his high pitched voice, chuckling as the two scrambled into their seat, giggling.

Most of the class rolled their eyes at the antics of the two, but quickly turned their attention back to Flitwick as he said, "Now then class! Wands out! We'll be learning a technique most wizards use quite alot! Levitation! Now then, follow me. Yes, like that, the wand technique is swish and flick! Yes like that. Now then, after me Wingardium Leviosa."

As the two to-be troublemakers looked to the feathers infront of them, giggling once more as they took out their wands, as a voice sneered, "Our savior has to use a piece of glass to save us? Well, obviously, we have the wrong person!"

As hatred built up inside Amai, a voice called, "That's not just a piece of glass, Weasley. That's a rare wand that only the Founders, and Merlin used. It's said to have great power in it, and it's wielder is able to harnass that power and use it. It's made of pure crystal, and hasn't been seen since the Founders sign. Obviously, we can expect alot of cool things from Potter there, unlike you, who can barely keep up their grades enough to do anything," It sneered.

Looking over, they noticed a Ravenclaw, who was sneering at Weasley, her hair the color of drying blood, and her eyes like the darkest of shadows. Alabaster skin contrasted with the two colors, and her pale lips were curled upwards, and she could only be about 4'12, really. Clad in the normal school robes, only she wasn't wearing a sweater, instead she was wearing a black hoodie with a design like skulls, underneathe the white button up shirt that was clad with a blue and silver tie. A black skirt flew to her thiegs, her legs clad in ripped leggings,and on her feet were combat boots, with what looked like blood on them.

She looked rather scary, actually... Yet oddly sisterly, from Amai's view.

As blood tinted Weasley's cheeks, Amai gave the girl a small smile, and she grinned broadly in return.

As class slowly winded down to a close, the only people having levitated their feathers being Draco, Amai, the girl who stood up for Amai, and a rather bushy haired girl next to Weasley.

The rather bossy tone brought Amai's attention as the girl said, "No, no your doing it wrong! Your going to take somebodys eye out. It's LeviOOOOsa. Not Leviosaaa."

"Shut up, you bloody know-it-all!" The boy spat at her, going back in trying to do the spell(Wrongly, mind you,) ignoring the tears that had begun to fill the girls eyes. As the bell rang, she quickly grabbed her things and ran out of the door.

"Nice going, Weasel!" Amai spat as she ran after the girl, "Take my things to the next class, Draco!" She called over her shoulder.

The low sobs of the girl echoed through Amai's ears, and she couldn't understand the heartwretching fury that flowed through her veins as she thought of Weasley, who had caused this girl to cry.

"Wait!" Amai cried as the girl turned a corner, dashing up to third floor.

With a soft sigh, Amai slowly began to lower her speed, stopping just barely as she saw she had lost the girl. With a sad smile, Amai shook her head, heading off to her next class.

As her classes ended, Amai laughed as she was thrown into the Great Hall by Draco, a smirk firm on his pale lips. Amai giggled at him as she tried to find her footing, and most the students, having been used to their behaviour, laughed with them, while the others just looked uncomfortable.

She gasped at the sight before her.

Jack O' Lanterns floated in the air, bats flying here and there, candies of all kinds on the tables, turkey and the like lined up. With caramel apples, and pupmpkin juice, the eery lighting, the Great Hall actually looked rather...Scary, in an odd, homey way.

Rolling her eyes, she skipped over to her houses table, giggling, as she bumped Blaise from his spot, and she dropped herself into the spot, giggling even more.

With a roll of his eyes, Draco sat down beside her, chuckling under his breath.

Dinner past by without much excitement, apart from the occasional scream of a prank gone hiliriaous.

The front doors of the Hall banged open, and the trademark turbin of Proffesor Quirell.

"Troll! In the dungeons! Troll in the dungeons!" He screamed, before he whispered, "Thought you ought to know."

And the screaming erupted.

:D! Done. Review, review review! Dont forget, and btw, I won't be continuing my other HP story because I don't have permission to use the idea the idea itself was chosen from, so yer...e.e'

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~Geo And Neo