People! Don't hate Robin. She is really nice :D x Thanks to everyone for reviewing, reading and stuff. Still working on good Mihawk, though it seems I may have failed. I can't help making him evil :') Onto the story:


Mihawk watched as Robin turned each page of the book from the corner of his eye. Her face was glowing, and so was Sanji's. They both seemed to be in high spirits. For some reason, Sanji's food tasted even better than it usually did and he had resumed smoking once again. Everyone was happy, everyone except for Zoro. He was having a hard time talking to Shanks. Shanks would not talk to him later on allow him to touch him. Robin chuckled as she watched Shanks struggle up the stairs. It had been far too easy. Thanks to Luffy, she had managed to place a wedge in their perfect and impenetrable relationship.

~Flashback~

Robin entered Zoro and Shanks' room upon hearing Luffy's suggestion for Zoro and Sanji to kiss. Without wasting time, she shook Shanks to wake up and when he did so she put her acting into action, "the kitchen light is on and I am afraid someone might have come. I was actually here for Zoro...Sorry to ask but are you strong enough to fight?"

She received a nod, "I can always use my haki."

"Great, well let's go," Robin said as she helped him to the kitchen a smirk on her face.

Mihawk's concentration was no longer on the book before him anymore. It was on Robin. He followed her gaze and noticed that Zoro and Shanks were not as close as they had been just the day before, "is this your doing?"

She turned to face him and replied quietly, with a smug look on her face, "may you please try not disturb me whilst I read, Hawkeye."

"You're going to tell me everything," Mihawk ordered sternly as he placed his book down.

"I will do no such thing," Robin responded as he looked back at Shanks and smiled. Zoro seemed in pain, but she knew it was only for a little while. He was going to find some one so much better. Yes, he was going to end up with the man she wished him to have, the man who he truly deserved.

"I know you noticed that the gold that insolent girl stole from me was no ordinary gold," Mihawk said, hooking her in, "what if I told you that I found that gold at some ancient ruin. That the island I just left had a poneglyph? Would that change your mind?"

"You think I will easily fall for such a simple trick as that," Robin replied bitterly, not knowing whether or not to call his bluff or not, "you are going to tell me where the poneglyph is and in turn, I will keep your dirty secret a secret."

Mihawk smiled as he crossed his arms and smiled her way. She knew that smile. It meant trouble. Spending some time with Mihawk had allowed her to get to know him a little better. He hardly ever smiled and when he did, it was never a good sign, "tell them."

"What?"

"Tell them. Tell them how I slept with Roronoa and Red hair both on numerous occasions. Go ahead and tell your captain that man he loves and adores was engaging in coitus with his first mate," Mihawk replied as he got up, grabbing Robin's wrist, "why don't we go somewhere private and..talk."

Robin's eyes widened. He had outsmarted her. No one had ever done so. Not after Aokiji anyway. Obediently she walked behind him, watching as Shanks continue to shun Zoro.

They sat in the crow's nest as Robin explained most of the details. Mihawk nodded and at times even corrected her. It seemed he had was not called 'Hawkeye' for no apparent reason. His eyes saw all. Even though he was unable to bloom his eyes and ears round rooms, he sure knew what was going on. Once Robin had finished, he sighed and looked at the ceiling.

"I despise working with others," he began, "but it seems we have a mutual goal. I can assure you that Zoro and Shanks will never be, but I am not as foolish as to think I can accomplish this on my own. Are you willing to work with me, in order to put an end to their relationship."

Robin smiled. This way, it would be much faster if she had him by her side. Though both of them were not willing to take orders from the other. She feared that collaborating with him would prove disastrous, but decided to take a chance on him, "Sure. I have told you all I know. Now tell me the location of the poneglyph."