So, after some encouraging feedback concerning writing more letters, I decided to make it a series of letters from Harry Potter characters. However, these letters will only come when I have the muse to write them. The one is from Sirius. Enjoy.

Dear Fanfiction Authors,

I, Sirius Black, would like to commend you on your absolutely hysterical portrayal of my dear friend Remus Lupin. The stories you all have come up with have often sent me into such fits of laughter that I am forced to weep with hilarity. You should have seen how your stories affected Moony, the poor guy was fidgeting everywhere he went and would randomly yell things like 'Stupid!', 'Girly!', and 'I'M NOT GAY!' everywhere he went. Oh, Moony... poor poor Moony... it's okay, no one minds that sercretly you have the hots for me, most people do, you're not alone. You can join the clud, they have badges and everything...

He was rather angry when I told him this, though I have no idea why. Then he ran off mumbling something about a letter...

So! I thought I would congratulate you on pushing Moony's buttons (and in some cases, undoing them in very naughty naughty ways). I personally intercepted the letter he wrote to the lot of you and it once again had me in hysterics. Awww, Moons... you really are in denial. And you over react. No one judges you for reading girly novels, really, they sort of expect it from you, actually.

I do however, have one slight problem I would like to pick with you, a problem that was raised to my attention whilst I read dear Moony's letter. He mentioned the fact that you all had written dirty, naughty stories about me and my best mates, particaularly the earilier mentioned, utterly furious, werewolf.

Intrigued, I did my research (I am nothing if not thorough in everything that I do), and even though the nasty nasty stories that you wrote were written with great skill, I must object to them. I do not find dear Moons to be the least bit attractive. Nope. Not a bit. Not even a little. None, none, none! Uno none-o! Uh-uh! No.

I am also not gay. I should probably clear that up. I, Sirius Black, am not gay. Open to strange experiences? Yes. But not gay. I am a stud, a free spirit, I got fire in my viens that no one woman (and most definitly NOT a man) can ever tame. I am a wild mustang, a stag (tee-hee! James.) that will never be caught. I am Sirius Black and no woman can ever hold me down. In short, I haven't settled down, not because I'm gay, but rather because why would I want to settle down? Commitment? Responsility? KIDS? Mmm... I'll pass.

Now that I cleared that terrible, nasty rumor up, I would enjoy it if you stopped writing yucky stories about me and Moons doing things that most people should not be reading about. I have noticed that you have heeded Moony's request to stop since there has been a considerable drop in gay porn involving Moons, and I am glad that you lot are reasonable. However, with the drop in Moony porn, I have noticed a rise in Padfoot porn, and not all of them are with girls. Thus, I finally reach the point of this letter. I would like to personally ask you all to heed my request and stop writting those nasty nasty stories. It offends me. And James keeps teasing me. I CANNOT handle Prongs' teasing. It angers me. And makes me whine like a little kid which only makes him tease me more. Go write nasty nastys about someone else, just leave Padsy out.

So please, stop making me and my poor friend Moony angry with your inaccuracies concerning our sexual prefrences. I would appriacate it most greatle-y ( I don't even think that's a word), You see, I would appriciate it so much that I make up new words for it.

Sincerly,

Sirius Padfoot Black

So, let me know what you think. Review! Please. Let me know if you have some ideas on future letters, because at the moment, I really am out of ideas. Just throw them my way and let me know what you think.