Sorry for taking so long to upload the next chapter. I've been really busy with school and other stuff. Anyway, here's the next chapter to what is looking like the most successful fan fiction I've written so far:

Seven

Pacifica's reinforcements distracted the Kids of Eternity long enough for the kids in Dipper's army a small break.

Dipper himself wished that he wasn't down. He wanted to be out there, helping turn the tables of the battle.

The Kids of Eternity ran out to fight Pacifica's reinforcements. Within the next three minutes, half of Ronald's army was down because they got hit by a tranq bullet, of getting knocked in the head with a baseball bat. Dipper even saw a few of the enemies get by a water balloon, and then receive a hard punch while still disoriented.

Ronald's remaining forces began to retreat towards the stage and Dipper began to think that his forces had a chance of winning the battle.

"This is ridiculous!" snapped Ronald. He put up a force field that ended up blocking himself and Dipper from tranquilizer darts.

"Uh, not that I'm complaining, but why are you protecting me?" asked Dipper.

"This force field is meant to protect me!" Ronald replied harshly. "You just so happen to be under it!" He then stomped his foot into the stage floor, creating a hole that he fell in. The force field disappeared.

For the next two minutes, Dipper watched with satisfaction as Ronald's numbers dwindled from about 150 to 90 and Dipper's numbers stayed slightly above 100.

Then, about thirty feet to his right, Dipper saw Ronald erupt from the under the stage and do the same call he had done earlier, but louder and twice as long.

Dipper's army covered their ears and groaned while the Kids of Eternity froze in place. Once Ronald stopped, the battle resumed. But now, more Kids of Eternity ran into the battle.

Within ninety seconds, Dipper's forces were out numbered about 200 to 90.

Dipper looked at Pacifica, who was still atop of her great great grandfather's statue. He inched towards her, and once she was within earshot, Dipper called her name.

"What is it?" asked Pacifica.

"We're outnumbered again!" yelled Dipper. "Can you get more reinforcements? And can they come with better weapons? Preferably with V-22 Ospreys, AK-47s, AC-130s, Barrett 50cals and an M.O.A.B.?

"We're outnumbered again?" Pacifica shouted. "Those kids that just came a few minutes ago are the most athletic people that I know!"

"Just get everyone else!" yelled Dipper. "Right now, we need strength in numbers!"

Pacifica pulled out her phone with one hand, and put her mirror shield in the other. As she began to text, a red beam of light came from behind and knocked her off the statue.

"No!" shouted Dipper. He began to feel overwhelming guilt consume him.

Then, as if things couldn't get any worse, they did. About one hundred more Kids of Eternity jumped into the battle and ended it within a couple of minutes.

We lost, thought Dipper. It looked like we could have won, but we didn't. How could have this happened?

Ronald gathered the Kids of Eternity who were still standing, pulled them to the side, and gave a victory speech. When he finished, Ronald walked over to Dipper and yanked him up.

"What are we doing?" asked Dipper.

Ronald snapped his fingers and the handcuffs at Dipper's ankles disappeared while the ones around his wrists remained.

"The Holy One will decide how we will end Gravity Falls," Ronald replied.

A few Kids of Eternity had made an aisle out of the unconscious kids, the handcuffed kids, and the adults who were still trapped to the chairs (they looked miserable from being stampeded by fighting kids).

Ronald grabbed Dipper's hand cuffs and led him down the aisle and stopped after going twenty feet (the aisle itself was thirty feet).

In his free hand, Ronald summoned a ball of fire and tossed it a few feet in front of himself and Dipper.

He then pulled out a cheeseburger wrapped in two twenty dollar bills. "Oh, Holy One, please accept my offerings and rise from the fire," said Ronald. He tossed the burger and money into the fire.

The smoke that rose from the fire turned purple and began to form a human kid.

Dipper couldn't really tell how old the kid was, but he wore a lieutenant suit with a cape and combat boots.

"The Holy One has come!" Ronald announced. He and the remaining Kids of Eternity got on one knee. Dipper himself was yanked down to one knee.

"You may rise," said The Holy One. He sounded like he was just short of puberty.

The Kids of Eternity and Dipper got to their feet.

"Oh, Holy One," said Ronald. "This kid has refused our offer to join us. What shall we do to him and the town of Gravity Falls?"

The Holy One thought for a moment. "Well, normally, I would go for a quick ending," he said. "But I'd like some entertainment. Plus we do need a new place to have a headquarters so… send them to the sun!"

"How do we do that?" asked Ronald.

The Holy One held out his hand and a purple sword materialized in his hand. "Stab this into the ground. Magic will do the rest."

Ronald grabbed the sword and The Holy One dissipated. Dipper also saw the fire disappear.

Ronald shoved Dipper to the ground, and snapped his fingers with the hand not holding the sword. Everyone's red handcuffs disappeared.

The kids of Gravity Falls got up and tried to storm Ronald, but he twirled the sword and stabbed it into the ground.

NOTE: This may look like the story is over, but it is not. To find out what the sword will do, review. And once I get five, I will upload Chapter Eight as soon as I can.

~Jameer14