Dislcaimer: I do not own the song Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy nor Naruto. I only own this parody.
Summary: During the time Kakuzu and Hidan, or rather just Hidan, are fighting Asuma, Shikamaru, Kotetsu, and Izumo. Asuma is dying or about to die.
"Dead, Dead"
(Hidan Parody of Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy)
He thinks he's so good
Figured out my curse
Barely slaughtered one, "A joke of a bounty"
Or pike stuck to my heart
Weighed down with commandments
Too over-religious
Today it's, "It can't get much better"
Vs. "Jashin lets me feel like"
I'm in the euphoria when your heart stops
I don't want to miss it when your body drops
This pain is all I have so I'll savor it
Watching as your comrades cry
Dead, Dead
You fell to the ground same as I
Dead, Dead
And no satisfaction for you just I
Dead, this is the day you died
If they only knew how Jashin loved me
I always strike first
Before they find out
Your blood, I licked off, last part
The ritual has been completed and
I'm in the euphoria when your heart stops
I don't want to miss it when your body drops
This pain is all I have so I'll savor it
Watching as your comrades cry
Why don't I show you my little pentagram
I've been saving for your end, PAIN
Dead, Dead
You fell to the ground same as I
Dead, Dead
And no satisfaction for you just I
Dead, this is the day you died
If they only knew how Jashin loved me
Why I don't I show you my little pentagram
I've been saving for your end
(Your End, Your end)
I only want ecstasy in the form of you
Falling right to my feet~
Dead, Dead
You fell to the ground same as I
Dead, Dead
And no satisfaction for you just I
Dead, this is the day you died
(Day you died)
Dead, this is the day you died
(Day you died)
Dead, this is the day you died
If they only knew how Jashin loved me
Dead, Dead
Dead, Dead
Dead, Dead
Dead, Dead
Dead, Dead
Hidan's version of "Dance, Dance" turned into "Dead, Dead" and that's that so far with only two parodies. I'll have more finished next time.
Review if you like, flames will be redirected to my fireplace. Ha. Hard to get spaces between segment without a complete line break.