Disclaimer: I don't own the song Crush Crush Crush by Paramore nor Naruto. Just the parody.
Summary: Hinata's confession flying over Naruto's head until she grew more bold finally. Sakura's so goin' down.
"Crush Lust Crush"
(Hinata's crush-lust-crush parody of Paramore's Crush Crush Crush)
[Naruto]
I don't know what to say to you
No, I don't know what to say
I noticed that your eyes have always zoomed on me
Your face turning red And it makes no sense-ttebayo
[Ino and Tenten]
Stupid dense knucklehead
Why can't you see what lies inside
Those pastel eyes
Stupid dense knucklehead
Why can't you see what lies inside
Those pastel eyes
[Neji and Kiba]
Crush
Lust
Crush
It's a crush
(Two, three four!)
[Inner Hinata]
Nothing compares to trying to get you alone
Just that idea of us two, I am counting on
That it will happen
I guess I'm scheming again
Let's be more than...friends
If you want to get in my way Pinky
Well, come on, throw down, let's play
'Cause i'd rather jyuuken her flat billboard brow
Than let Pinky have you for one whole minute
[Ino and Tenten]
Stupid dense knucklehead
Why can't you see what lies inside
Those pastel eyes
Stupid dense knucklehead
Why can't you see what lies inside
Those pastel eyes
[Neji and Kiba]
Crush,
Lust,
Crush,
Crush
(Two, three four!)
[Chorus-Hinata and Inner Hinata]
Naruto, baby Don't you know that we're all alone now?
I've got something to grin about
Naruto, hey, Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
Here's something to grin about
Naruto, hey, Don't you know, baby, we're all alone now?
Come on and make Jiraiya proud!
[Inner Hinata]
Nothing compares to trying to get you alone
Just that idea of us two, I am counting on
That it will happen
I guess I'm scheming again
Let's be more than...
YES
Nothing compares to trying to get you alone
Just that idea of us two, I am counting on
That it will happen
I guess I'm scheming again
Let's be more than
More than friends
Ohhhh-Mmmmm~!
End...I believe it's only a matter of time before Hinata snaps finally and grow way more bolder and just follows IchaIcha as an instruction manual of how to get him to notice her more as a woman than just a friend or comrade.
Wonder when she'll snap? I think it'll be soon. Ha-ha. I changed the rating to M because it's highly suggestive.
After all Naruto does want Jiraiya proud of him...this is a great way to make him SUPER PROUD.