Okay go ahead. Slap me upside the head. Bound me to a bed with hand cuffs and put a glass of water just out of reach and laugh manically as I go insane with thirst. I deserve to be punished. I have been putting off this chapter for a while now. I could blame it on having finals but that is a cop out. To be completely honest I have lost all motivation to write this. I don't know why. For this reason things are going to start moving faster and the end is coming soon. 0_0 dom dom doooooom. ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

The following day a cold front of sorts moves in even though the outside weather is a balmy eighty-five degrees. I eat my breakfast in awkward silence noting the looks on everyone's faces. Kyouya-senpai looks troubled. Tamaki-senpai looks haggard, like he didn't get much sleep. Mori-senpai won't even look at me, he just keeps a stern eye on Honey-senpai who keeps throwing death glares at Mori-senpai. And the twins are… wait. Where the hell are the twins?

Eventually I finish the last of my porridge and excuse myself politely. Tamaki-senpai follows me to the kitchen. With a clatter our plates land into the kitchen sink and I turn around to look at him.

"Want to explain what's going on?" He looks at me with lost eyes.

"Not really… I mean I kind of don't really know what's going on." Tamaki-senpai shuffles his feet and sighs.

"I guess I stayed up too late thinking…." My lips form a line.

"Don't worry about Kyouya-senpai okay? I think he likes you more then he thinks, he just needs to realize it."

"Thank you Haruhi." Tamaki-senpai gives a weak smile and disappears as he walks up stairs. Now to figure out what the hell was up with the rest of them. When I return I see the rest of the original group has vanished and now the twins are back…. Looking suspiciously guilty. Was that even possible?

"What did you two do?" Hikaru blushes… and Kaoru just looks down before mumbling.

"Say that again."

"I said we looked into Kyouya-senpai's journal." A gasp escapes my lips.

"What the hell were you guys thinking? He is going to have his secret police murder you if he finds out!"

"Believe me, we wish we hadn't for more reasons than one." Hikaru finally speaks his blush deepening. Oh my god… what was in that journal…

"Kyouya-senpai fantasizes…. A lot." Kaoru chokes out before shaking his head.

"I never needed that image in my head."

"What do you mean?"

"That pervert is into some twisted shit… like kinky." Hikaru shivers and then looks somewhere to the left of me. "Kinky THREESOME shit."

"Oh god… do I even want to know who this involves?" Hikaru and Kaoru give each other a look.

"Are you sure you want to hear this?"

"Yes?"

"Okay…"

xxxxxxx

On the beach~

"Takashi! What is your problem?" Honey yelling at him had been something he often tried to avoid. He hated it when his cousin was mad at him and to be completely honest… it was scary as hell.

"What." He says in his quiet like manor, the word coming out more as a statement than a question.

"You stupid idiot! She freaking loves you and you don't even show that you care! Do you know how many of us would like to be on your end!" Honey shoves him, the small eighteen year olds strength coming forth. After falling on his butt Mori gracefully stands up and looks down at Honey.

"It's my job to watch after you." Before he can register what is happening he is flipped in the air and flat on his back, the wind knocked out of him.

"Bullshit! (le gasp… Honey just cussed… oh wait this is dark honey… continue) That is an excuse to not confront your feelings and we both know it. I want you to be happy, I have been working too hard to get you two together for it all to go to crap now over your stupidity! You better make this better and it better happen soon." Honey kicks his side and then he hears a sniffle.

"Now if you'll excuse me I am going to go snuggle with Usa-chan and go eat some very sugary cake."

If he wasn't on the ground breathless with a cracked rib he might have laughed. Instead he cautiously picked himself out of the grainy sand and slowly shuffled back to the beach house.

Xxxxxxx

Back in the beach house:

My mind whirls with the hailstorm of information. I shouldn't have been curious. Everyone knows that curiosity killed the cat. Now I am left with the visual of Tamaki, Kyouya, and me… oh gross. I can't even bring myself to fully think about it. Who guessed Kyouya-senpai was into the whole bondage thing? Or threesomes. I shudder and the twins just nod sadly as they watch me process.

"We had the same reaction. Although I about vomited." Kaoru admits. We all become deathly quiet as a door slams shut. We all let out a simultaneous sigh as we see Honey storm into the kitchen mumbling about needing cake. We both crack up laughing from the danger of it all. They could seriously be killed for knowing this information. Although I don't think Kyouya-senpai would ever actually kill us… maybe. Better to not test out that theory. The twins wave goodbye and head up to their respective room most likely to pack. In one day's time we would all be heading back home. Thank god.

Super sorry for the short length. I am seriously hitting major creative road blocks with this story. Oh and how did you all like dark Honey? Yeah I wanted Mori to get hit. Stupid Mori. Oh and tehee… Kyouya. *blushes* Yeah I just wanted to have some fun with that… what can I say I'm a pervert. As to what the exact fantasy was… I do not encourage you to imagine. This is teen rated after all. If this was M, maybe I would have given you all an idea. For now just be satisfied that you know what he has been writing… at least in my story. :P Bwahahaha poor scarred Haruhi and the Twins. I torture them all too much.

REVIEW! P.s. Sorry for the hints at non Teen rated things… If you have issues with it then go read a K+ fan fic… they are a lot safer.