Tired. That is an understatement. I feel like a fat kid after being forced to run a mile. Point being as I approach the apartment building I'm not all there. That's how I almost end up getting hit by a car. Again. Lucky for me it is the same guy... I don't even have the strength to curse him out or confuse him with my awesome German. Wow. Me not cursing. I seriously need some sleep. I'm just in my pajamas dragging along my pillow as you would a dead body, my bag hanging on me like a potato sack and as I near the first stair, I suddenly feel the strong urge to lay down. So, being me... That's what I do... And the dark consumes me...

-Le motherflipping timeskip-

I wake up to a sharp kick to the gut, and indistinctly jump up and onto the now surprised person's ( I hope its a person ) back. I still being in my sleepy state cannot see my perpetrator.

"Who the fuck are you? I was trying to enjoy my nap! How inconsiderate can someone be! Warum hast du nicht lassen Sie mich einfach auf meine verdammte bequemen Treppe schlafen! Du Arschloch!" Yeah... Maybe I was a little harsh... But you don't fucking wake me up...

"Woah... Woah... Woah.. Calm the fuck down princess. And here we found a poor girl in the hallway and out of the kindness of our hearts bring her into my humble apartment," I hear from across the room. Castiel... That asshole - Wait... If Castiel is over there... Then who did I jump on... -_-...

I see silver hair and have my answer confirmed... "Oh my gosh I am so sorry! I didn't mean it Lysander! Oh my fucking god! I just..." And then I hear something... Is he actually laughing at me... I also realize I'm still on his back, with a blush I get down.

I look around and realize that this isn't the staircase like I had previously assumed and was indeed Castiel's apartment. Castiel... That asshole... I look up and find both him a Lysander looking at me with quizzical expressions.

"What are you guys staring at?" Castiel bursts out laughing and I see Lysander sporting a smile but even he is trying to hold back his laughter. I try and scroll through my to what exactly they could be looking at and then it hits me. Oh. Ooooh. Oh shit. I shouldn't have let Iris give me a makeover. F.M.L. I, like any logical person suddenly grab my bag and door, bolt past Lysander and Castiel and make my way to auntie's apartment without a second glance. But no, as I am about to open the door, it opens and bam smacks me right in the head its back to blackness.

It was a while later until I finally to my senses and opened my eyes. What year is it? I wondered in my head. "Oh, thank goodness you're alive my sweet! It's good your unharmed. You can still get the boys. Speaking of which, it was so sweet of Castiel to bring you back to the apartment! I thought you had died!" When auntie had said Castiel's name I remembered what had happened and had instantly felt pain from my head. "Woah, woah, woah, sweetie, be careful, you hit your head really hard, it was lucky Castiel and Lysander were there" Hmm.. maybe Castiel's not a complete jerk (who thinks I'm foreign). At least he was nice enough to bring me back to the apartment. I should probably thank him the next time I see him.

I got up off the couch and made my way over to the kitchen. I walked over to the stainless steel refrigerator and grabbed a soda from the fridge door. Hmmm... what should I do today? Maybe I should get this "thanking Castiel" thing with already. I hear auntie call from the door "Alright sweetie, I'm gonna head over to the cafe. Come on over if you want to later today!" I remembered the "coffee incident" from yesterday and decided I wouldn't be going back there. I involuntarily shuddered. I placed the soda can down and went to go knock on Castiel's door, but when I stepped out of my door, something slammed into me hard and knocked me down. Why do I always end up on the ground?

Suddenly I heard a, "Demon, no! Down!" and Demon started licking my face. "Are you okay Princess? Demon didn't hurt you did he?" I heard. Demon got off of me and I saw Castiel standing there. His expression changed from amusement to actual worry and I raised an eyebrow. "Damn, come on, I can't just let you bleed, then I would be a liability." I felt Castiel grab my arm and pull me up from the floor and realised that my knee was bleeding.

"Oh, no, I think I'll bleed out!" I retorted and he rolled his eyes at me. "Thank you, by the way, for before you know." The only response that I got was a slight chuckle. It was my turn to roll my eyes, which resulted in another chuckle from the boy. He led me into his apartment and had me sit down on one of the chairs. While he went to the bathroom to go find a band aid, he had no idea I was assessing his home. Frankly, it was quite plain. I mean, the walls were white! White! Who has white walls! They're so bland! (I get my interior designer skills from auntie - at least I get something of value from that woman other than "how to be a slut" I decided I was gonna have to say something to Castiel about this. When he came back with the band aids he knelt down in front of me and put one on the cut I had recently gotten. It was actually quite sweet, before he got any closer I ran out of the apartment and back into my and auntie's, slamming the door shut and sitting in front of it. It was just a little bit of contact and it was still too much for me. Oh well, I was devising the best plan ever for tonight... Yeah, it was gonna be awesome...

Alright, stealth mode activated, time to get down to business, I thought to myself. I was quietly slipped out the apartment as to not attract unwanted attention by the other residents. I had the paint can that I had bought earlier that day in hand, the store said it was "cherry red", so hopefully all would go well. I got out my lock picking kit that auntie had gotten me (don't ask) and started picking the lock on Castiel's door. I kept trying until I heard a slight click. As I crept in, I saw Demon look at me. I did the shushing motion and he sat, oh yeah, this dog totally loves me! As I went over to the wall I saw Demon watching me curiously as I got to work. Well, I guess I should have expected this... There I was standing in some boy' apartment at 2 in the morning wearing auntie's bright pink tracksuit with my earbuds in listening to Obsessed With You and adding some interpretive dance moves in.

I want to get next to you.

Yeah I love all the things you do.

I want to get close to you.

As I was way too busy with my interpretive wall - painting dance moves and singing I didn't notice a very disgruntled Castiel walk out of his room.

You are my dream come true.

I want to have sex with you.

Your sweet caress won't do.

Cause I'm obsessed with you.

Yeah I'm obsessed with you!

"What the...?" Castiel said. I still paid no attention to him at all and focussed on my wall - painting. The store is such a liar "cherry red" my ass - this is totally pink. When I turned around to put more brush on my paint I looked over and saw a very confused, half - asleep Castiel. He kept looking from Demon to me to the wall. Since I'm known for being a genius I came up with the best excuse ever.

"This isn't real, don't worry my sweet boy, this is just a dream, do not be afraid. I am here to tell you about the prophecy." I said in the dreamiest voice I could muster.

"What?" he said with a confused look that totally topped all the previous looks.

"Have you not been told of the prophecy? I thought by now that someone would have at least mentioned it to you." I said, feigning surprise. Wow, I'm the BEST actress ever.

"Um... huh?" he looked as if he was trying to see if he was asleep or not.

"Castiel you are the chosen one. You are a human girl who is attending St. PigeoNation's Institute, and is the only human at the institute. There you will meet several pursuable male pigeons. Of those pigeons you will have to choose which pigeon is the one you will love. Go Castiel the fate of the world depends on it, I must go. Adieu." As Castiel was still contemplating everything that I had said I grabbed my paint can a quietly slipped out of the apartment. I closed the door and locked it. When I thought I was in the clear I did a happy dance. Best save EVER! I thought. By my happiness was short - lived. My left foot stepped on the right leg of the track suit. "Oh, MY SHIT! FUCKER MOTHER!" I screamed. The paint can flew out of my hand.

Damn... I haven't updated in sooo long... I'm so sorry... Anyways, please review and I want to add some romance in so let me know what guy you want Ella with. Thanks!