Dear Ronnie,
Great job on getting the girl, but get a grip and stop snogging everytime you're alone! It's freakishly disturbing and quite frankly, I'm surprised that Hermione lets you do that. Come to think of it, have you wondered why she has so much snogging expierience? (coughKrumcough) Just saying mate. Maybe she didn't spend so much time in the library like you thought.
Anyways, in case Perce didn't pass on the message, NO NEPHEWS OR NIECES from you. Well, sometime in the future. Fine then, ONE niece and ONE nephew from you. But you're stuck watching Ginny and Harry. Tell them I'm watching them. All the time. I don't need to sleep. At all. Tell them that.
Oh, and another thing. Glad to know you're helping around the shop. Can't have you being boring like Percy or old Snapie. Promise me one thing though: STOP EATING ALL THE PRODUCTS! If you eat one more sweet I will come back from the dead and beat your everloving mind out of that thick skull of yours! And that'll take some time!
Hm, ith that said, there's not much more to say, so. . . BYE~! :P
Red and Dead
Fred
Yeeeeeeaaaaah!
Fred,
You're an idiot for dying. I'm holding that against you, just so you know! And just what are you saying about Hermione? Krum's long gone by now, I made sure of that! And besides, it's Hermione! Where else would she go besides the library? Just so you know, I'll have as many kids as I want! I've also put Harry-Repelling spells on Ginny's room. That's definetally taken care of so Hah! I'm smarter than you. And I'm not eating everything. I stay away from the Skiving Snackboxes and those Lickable Darkmarks. Another thing, I'm not thick headed!
Cooler than Thou
Ron
Ickle-Ronniekins,
Have fun with the goats! (A/N: In case you didn't get that, a baby goat is called a kid.)
Red and Dead
Fred
A/N: Sorry this took so long, we were a bit busy. Who should Fred write to next?
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