A/N: Turkey day is tomorrow for us American born! I shall stuff my face! It'll be nice to take a break from class. Thank you, God, glory hallelujah!

Disclaimer/Warning: Check Ch 1, please.

The Adventures of Skull and Ri

8.4: Meeting the Vongola (Terrorizing Reborn), Part 4

Tsuna came home to a rather peculiar sight. Obviously his mother was out, however, lounged out with popcorn in his lap as he stared into the backyard was Skull. Tsuna followed his gaze out and felt his mouth drop open.

Ri-san had a struggling Reborn pinned on the ground, a sharp stiletto heeled boot grinding into the former Acrobaleno's back as he wielded a Lightning Flame charged cattle prod.

"Now, what was it you were saying, Reborn?" Ri-san said calmly, "I didn't quite get that?"

"You are an unmitigated monster! What man crossdresses?!" Reborn blurted out, his tan skin was pale. "It's almost as annoying as the idiot cow, Lambo! So what if I punched him a few times and bullied him? He's an annoying brat!"

"Is that so?" Ri-san asked calmly, "What else?"

"I bully my students because I figure they're going to face worse opposition one day and me beating them up while they're learning toughens them." Reborn blurted out.

"What else?"

"I find Skull to be an annoying bastard and take great pleasure in beating him up." Reborn finished a bit despondently.

Ri-san's smile chilled my blood and I winced but watched in amazement as Ri-san let Reborn get to his feet.

"And how do you think I look?" He asked charmingly while Reborn scrambled away.

"You look alright I guess, but the purple isn't doing anything for you. Of course, I'd prefer you naked and female, especially if I wasn't married or likely to get away with it. But I'm married to Bianchi so what do you expect. Still you look alright for a crossdresser, I bet I could pull it off better. The dress makes you look a bit lumpy."

If Ri-san's earlier expression could kill this one would commit genocide with a single bat of an eyelash.

"I'm glad to see Veritaserum still works, I'll give you a three second head start… Run." Ri-san said cheerfully. Reborn vanished. Ri-san followed.

The scream, "I'll get you and your little cappuccino too!" caused Tsuna to jump and Skull just laughed as he popped another handful of popcorn into his mouth.

Tsuna and Skull both watched as great bursts of Lightning Flames erupted randomly from time to time.

"It's nice to see Reborn can still get some comeuppance." Skull stated in satisfaction.

"Er…" Tsuna said.

"Oh just enjoy it Decimo," the stuntman said cheerfully, waving a hand at Tsuna as if to bat away his reluctance, "Reborn's been known to make his students' lives particularly hellish without any real purpose. Consider this karma."

Tsuna found himself sitting next to Skull and enjoying the next three hours of Reborn's karma coming back on him.

Couldn't happen to a worse tutor.

A/N:

So… I'm not sure if I actually like this chapter. It was funnier in my head. Meh. I still wanted to update, so here y'all go.

R&R please!