A/N: Right after I posted on Sunday, I came up with this. For all you Skull lovers who were like... "Feed me! Nom nom nom..." Sorry if I get a bit girly. I get caught up in the wedding details sometimes, because I'm just artsy like that. Hope you guys are still with me!

Disclaimer/Warning: Check the first.

The Adventures of Skull and Ri

9.7: Italy, France, and Money, Oh My! Part 7

Skull was bored.

Ri-chan had spent the last few days spending lavish amounts of time with the females of the family, leaving Skull to look after the male portions of the children, and hang out with his future male-in-laws.

For some strange reason they kept wanting to have private 'chats' and plied him with alcohol, reminiscing about their single years and the days before being a 'family man.'

Very strange.

As the last several months had been him being this so called 'family man' and the fact he absolutely loved Ri-chan and been with the other male for more years than he liked to count, even with the two as an Acrobaleno, he didn't even consider remembering and talking about his single days. Not that he remembered them all that fondly, or considered them that interesting. Then again, he was getting married much later than his future in-laws, even Bill, though Charlie hadn't found anyone to settle down with yet.

Some days Skull wondered if there was some secret dragon-to-human shifter Charlie was chasing after and just hadn't convinced. He spent too much with those winged death snakes in Skull's opinion.

Back to the liquor though.

Sipping the beer slowly, he watched in secret amusement as all of his 'brothers' got themselves hammered, with the exception of Percy and Charlie who had left earlier in the week to get back to work, having only managed one week off instead of three like the rest.

"Y-hick-yer know wha', yer know what chu need," Ron hiccupped, "You need a bachelor party."

"Skull-sama doesn't really see why he needs such a party," Skull replied dryly, not want to contemplate what number one fan would do if anything… untoward happened during the party.

Nor what would happen if Mio-san found out.

Skull shuddered.

Hermione Granger-Weasley was no one to trifle with.

"I don't think we should have a party," Skull declared firmly. However, any rational thought that might have told Ron, "Hey, dummy, this is a bad idea," had probably left before George had suggest doing body shots off Fred.

(Awkward.)

"W-hick-we're goin' ta throw you a party," Ron said stubbornly before turning to the twins and bill who were on the opposite side of the bar playing some strange drinking game involving darts, Canary Creams and tequila. "Gred! Forge! Bill! We need to throw Skull 'ere a bachelor party!"

The Weasley brothers thought that was the greatest idea since the Reparo charm and nodded vigorously, though that resulted in Bill spilling some of his firewhiskey down his shirt, the glass wobbling in his grasp.

Skull could only think bad things would come from this.

A/N:

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Evil idea~

R&R