Arc 1 Bloopers

Chapter One

"GO AWAY!" Ritsu's hand went directly to his sword as Haruhi tumbled out of the woods and into sight. A black haired boy, a bit taller than himself, followed her.

"Come on! Just join my crew already!"

"I said no!"

"Who is this guy?" Ritsu asked, steadying her.

"Hi there! I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!" The boy said, pointing to himself.

"Dammit Luffy!" a muscled man with bluish green hair yelled, grabbing the boy by the collar of his vest. "You're in the wrong story!"

Two dark haired girls chased after him.

"Zoro! Come back! You can stay! We're getting all the guys except for Usopp together for a party!"

"We're busy!"

"There's booze."

"Let's go."

"Tamaki Suoh," he answered, violet eyes shinning. "May I accompany you?"

"No," Haruhi said at the same time Ritsu said, "Sure."

"What?" she asked, shocked. The red head bent to whisper in her ear.

"We can sell him for food. He'll catch a pretty penny."

"I dunno,"

"There'll be fancy tuna~!"

"Get him!"

Chapter Two

"Oh," he said, relazation dawning on his face. "You're afraid of thunder!" She shook her head fearfully.

"No, I saw a life sized picture of Pennywise the Dancing Clown."

"Ahh!" Ritsu yelled, dropping her. "Clowns!" He dived off the side of the ship.

Chapter Three

"Hey!" They turned to see a boy with frizzy red hair and bright green eyes staring at them.

"Cut!" a voice yelled. The two girls who were chasing Zoro came in, both frowning. The taller girl wore a fuzzy white collared black vest while the other wore a knee-length red coat with a hood and Flamel insignia on the back.

"Sorry Jean," the younger girl said, leading the boy off set. "You're in the wrong story, too."

"But mon ami, Jack was talking at the beginnning of the chapter."

"It was a quote."

"Oh, why don't you ever quote me?"

The palace, from what they could see, looked like something from a tale from the desert. Made of white sand, it glimmered in the sun. A young man flew by on a magic carpet with a pretty woman in blue.

"A whole new world~" he sang.

"Weeeeird," they all chorused.

Chapter Four

"Great!" Ritsu said, slipping some more. He glanced behind him and screamed girlishly. A clown circus went on below his feet. "Now pull us up! Pull us up!"

The room's contents made them freeze in wonder and awe.

An abandoned music room lay before them, filled with seven very attractive men.

"This is odd," Haruhi mumbled, staring at a boyish version of herself.

"Yeah," Ritsu agreed, watching Mitskuni play with his dopleganger as both Takashis watched over them.

"Curious," Kyouya said, adjusting his glasses and making a note in his book. "A pirate theme with work out nicely for next week."

"What a marvelous discovery!" the Tamaki's cried, embracing each other. "Our beauty can surpass time and space to bring us together!" Hikaru and Kaoru frowned.

"We're our clones?" they demanded.

Chapter Five

"My brother and I," he said, pulling the bundle out of his shirt.

A parrot looked at them, orange feathers ruffling.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?" it screeched. Haruhi grabbed both the boy and bird, tossing them into the water.

"That's taken care of," she said, brushing off her hands.