Arc 2: Bloopers
Chapter Six
"Senpai," Haruhi said through gritted teeth. "What were you told about throwing people?"
"Look before acting, that way I won't hit anybody."
"Correct," she nodded, still gritting her teeth. "Now -"
"Tamaki! I told you to stop hitting me with the cat's brother!"
Chapter Seven
"What was that?" Mitskuni cried, pointing at something glinting behind a tree.
"Hello there," a voice said. A grinning clown riding on a unicycle came out, holding a cream pie.
"AIEEEEE!" Ritsu screamed, running away. "CLOWN!"
"Get back here and enjoy your desert!" the clown said, chasing after him.
A yowl split the air as an orange tom cat hurled himself at the attackers face.
"Oi!" Aro shouted, stomping her way on set, dark red hair flying. "What the he-"
"What she means," Spy said, knocking Aro out with a tranquilier gun. "Is how did Firestar get here?"
"Mrrrrow?" the orange tom asked, tipping his head to the side.
"He's filling in for Hikaru," Haruhi said, petting the ginger tom. "He and Kaoru went on vacation."
"Better get them back so we can keep filming," Spy said, dragging his sister off set.
Chapter Eight
"Who are you?" she asked, wanting to get the introductions over with.
"My name is Kyouya Ootori," he said, sitting back. "Your captain owes me money for my clown's cream pies."
"Oh yeah," Ritsu said, sitting up. "Forgot about 'em. Let's go!" The now lively captain marched out of the cave.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The red headed captain ran back in, hat askew on his head. He was multi-colored, as if he had been attacked by a sick rainbow.
"Wha-"
"They had paintball guns."