Disclaimer: I do own any songs used or 'Young Justice'

Author's Note: Trying to download Dragon Age. Taking forever. So I thought I'd update.

This road trip takes place before the second season ever happens. Alright? Alright. With an overwhelming population that want slash, but while taking into consideration the people who don't like it, I'll hint a lot. You can take it however you wish. I highly suggest youtube-ing the song before reading. You can sing along too! It'll be formatted a little weird so the lyrics make more sense if you choose to sing...

'Crank it Til Your Ears Bleed'

By Songsix

Motown Philly by BoyzIIMen

As the sky grew stunningly darker and stars started to light the sky, the boys continued to drive on into adventure…bored out of their minds. Roy was still behind the wheel, pumped up with five-hour energy shots. Kaldur still had the passenger seat, mostly because Roy stated he wouldn't be able to stand any of the other monkeys sitting up front. Conner was highly offended, stating he hated monkeys. Robin threw a fit and insisted they stop at a McDonald's, but Roy knew it was so he could access Wi-Fi and hack his Facebook. Wally shrugged his shoulders with understanding that Roy only wanted Kaldur up front, because he was sick, with jungle fever. Roy shoved one of his sweaty socks down his throat.

"MMF–MUEDE!" Wally cried, mouthful of Arrow feet. Rolling down his window, and to Kaldur's dismay, he littered the ground and chucked the slobbery sock out the car, "Bleh! Dude! Take a joke!" Kaldur made no comment to Roy's action seeing it as fit justice.

"When he said put a sock in it, guess he meant it literally!" Robin cackled, laughing and pointing at his best friend. Conner slapped his forehead well aware he was about to be in the middle of another of a thousand arguments the two have gotten into.

Wally crossed his arms and slouched into his seat before muttering, "Save it, dick."

Robin immediately stopped laughing and rolled his eyes, "Dumbass."

"Pardon?" Asked Kaldur, with a raised brow. He didn't appreciate such language, tolerated it. However, if they were going to be stuck in a tiny car for a month it would be best not to anger the guy who can summon the most poisonous sea creatures in the world the next time they stop at a beach.

"Sorry Kal." Wally apologized, still glaring over at the youngest of their little gang.

Robin didn't apologize, but instead completely changed the topic, one he knew their beloved leader would not appreciate, "Y'know Kaldur, you can actually sing. I didn't know that." He commented, with mischief laced into every word. Kaldur immediately blushed, not exactly sure what to say, but that's alright! Wally took care of that for him.

"What Rob? Jealous the Little Mermaid has a girly voice too?"

"Yeah, just like how I'm jealous of your girl legs too."

"DUDE!"

"They are pretty toned." Conner observed, scanning light blue below Wally's cargo shorts. The speedster glared harder at the Boy Wonder, and hugged his legs to his body self consciously.

"It comes from running." He insisted, but the rest of the boys only snickered more.

"And palates?"

"He knows what that is?" Wally exclaimed in shock.

"Yes. He does."

"For the last time, I never said 'it'." The speedster yelled at Conner waving his arms in his face, but the clone only shook his head and shoved the boy away, "But seriously, Rob's got a point."

"I'm pretty surprised too." Even Conner put in.

"I've actually known for awhile."

"Roy!" Kaldur scolded in between his teeth.

"WHAT? How?" Both Robin and Wally exclaimed in unison.

"I've heard him before."

"When you guys showered together?"

"Hey Wally. First rule of common road trip sense. Don't piss off the driver."

"Whatcha gonna do? Throw me out of the car? I can run faster than this thing, in case you forgot."

"Yeah, but do you have Atlantean skin, acrobatic skills, or the strength equal to that of steel?"

"Uh, no?"

"Then you wouldn't do so well if I threw you out while this thing's moving."

"Not cool!"

"Like you."

"AnyWAYS, how didja know Kaldur here could sing?" Robin wondered, raising his voice bringing attention back the poor boy.

"When you two boneheads weren't around, we'd kick it and listen to his favorite band…" Roy started with an amused smirk, elbowing Kaldur in the side.

"Roy, do not do this, I am warning you right now–"

"Then he'd start to sing…"

Kaldur was just about to stop him when Wally reached up from behind covering his mouth, "Mmmf!"

"What band?" Robin asked, a huge grinned across his face. Even Conner was excited to find out.

"Ouch! Geez Kaldur, didn't think you'd ever resort to biting!" Wally whined, shaking his hand in the air before petting it affectionately.

"Harper, I swear that I will–"

"BoyzIIMen."

"HA! Totally expected it. " Robin hooted, punching the air.

"Thought you would have preferred 'Part of My World'." Wally joked, the only one laughing in the car.

Breaking the silence, Kaldur muttered, "Why must you insist…"

"Kaldur likes boys and men?" Conner asked, cocking an eyebrow. He's heard of plenty of bands, like Three Doors Down and Five for Fighting. Mostly because he would google superman on his free time, but some he still wans't entirely familiar with.

"BoyzIIMen, Supey. Once again, just a name. No bowls, no soup, and no pedophilic tendencies for little boys or gross dragon slaying fetishes for older men, sorrytodisappointyouRoy–OW!"

"They're just called BoyzIIMen. Actually, Kal here can also sing some real soul." Roy bragged proudly.

"Roy, you–"

"REALLY? I wanna hear! Why don't we try laying out a beat? Plug in your mp3 Kaldur." Wally instructed, grabbing at the other boy's satchel searching around for the music player. However, Kaldur grabbed his wrist stopping him.

"No." He told them in a harsh tone.

All of the other boys slumped down in their own seats deflated, Wally whined even more, "Why nooooot?"

"I simply do not wish to. "

"Come on Kal, lighten up. You're pretty good. Show these punks. "Roy encouraged, giving him a soft shove on the shoulder.

"Please? The only thing we'll have to be worried about is if SB here messes up!" Robin added in, jabbing a thumb into Conner's direction.

"What's that supposed to mean? "

"I am not sure this is such a good idea…" Kaldur warned, not particularly enjoying the smiles forming on all their faces.

"Come ooooon!" Wally begged, while Robin pouted his lips, Conner gave the puppy eyes, and Roy gave a shit eating grin.

Kaldur sighed and gave in, "Just do not curse."

"Alright guys, ready to do this?" Wally asked, plugging the player into the radio bobbing his head side to side.

"Heck yeah." Robin chimed in.

"Know it." Roy nodded his head.

"I'll show you." Conner stated, giving the Boy Wonder a slightly punch.

"Young Justice Boys in effect" Wally announced goofily.
"And it's about time!" The other boys, except Kaldur, chorused.
"Here, I'll start it, watch and learn!" The speedster begun, taking the lead.

"Boys to men, Boys to men
Boys to men, boys to men." The radio blasted, as the speedster bobbed his head getting into the beat…

"Young Justice Boys back again
Doin'a couple flips and swings…"
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" Roy and Robin called out, Conner joined in the end catching on.
"Young Justice blasting off,
Not ripped off Pokemon!" Wally wrapped, causing Kaldur to hang his head in shame, "Take it Roy!"

"It's long overdue but now,
It is not Speedy."
"Red Arrow, R E D, No not green" Robin added in.
Wally chimed in, "Biggest dick you'll meet…cept–OW!"

"Kid Flash's has fast feet,
While he mostly just eats!" Roy continued

"Red goggles, plenty of friends
But he really needs to lay off his sweets."

All of the boys then paused staring at Kaldur to finally show his skills. Reluctantly, Kaldur shook his head before smiling nervously and singing out with a smooth bass voice…

"Back as sidekicks, we would dream about this everyday!" All the other boys whooped and cheered…
"So we told them, get on board!" Robin sung along, elbowing Conner who added in…
"Or get out of the way!"
"Then we started fighting crime!"
"It didn't start so smooth…" Kaldur had to add, earning a bunch of groans from the back, and a chuckle from Roy.
"So we sucked up our pride and here we are!" Robin countered.
"Kickin' butt just for you!" Wally sang, kicking the air, and Kaldur's seat.

"Young Justice Boys back again
Doin'a couple flips and swings
Young Justice blasting off,
Not ripped from Pokemon!"

"Yo these five heroes were real
Smooth with their kicks and their sh–"

"Robin…" Kaldur warned.

"Hits?"

"Kal, Walls, Rob, Roy, Con
Only Kal knows responsibility
Maybe it's the gills?" Roy rapped on, but not without trying his best not to bust a gut.

"The spotlight is on Supes now, watch him save kids!" Wally butted in.
"Da da, daaa da da, da da da da da da." Came Robin and Roy, as well as kaldur who started to lighten up…slightly.
"Jumping heights in a single bound!" Robin sang out.
"Always carry your utility belt around." Conner came up with a proud smirk.
"Rob always has to troll!" Wally joined in high fiving the clone.
"Hiding his identity from the world but it's not like we don't already know!" Both Wally and Roy planned together from the start. Robin seethed in his spot.

"Back as sidekicks, we would dream about this everyday!"
So we told them, get on board!
Or get out of the way!
Then we started fighting crime!
It didn't start so smooth…
So we sucked up our pride and here we are!
Kickin' butt just for you!"

"Young Justice Boys back again
Doin'a couple flips and swings
Young Justice blasting off,
Not ripped from Pokemon!"

"boys to men, boys to men, boys to men
boys to men, boys to men, boys to men."

"Then we started fighting crime!" Robin started, bringing them to the end.
"We make all the chicks drool!" Wally had to add.

"Now check this out, one day back at Cadmus
Three guys saved Supes than they came up to me I said:
What's your name?" Roy started rapping once more, still receiving sheepish embarrassed glances from Kaldur.

"YOUNG JUSTICE!" The whole back seat yelled out in response.
"But hey. I didn't wanna play no kiddie games!"

"Than Kal said: Alright Roy
If you need us, we'll always be behind you." Wally joined in, patting the Atlantean on the back.

"And then Walls said: Yo Roy, check this out
What the hell is wrong with you?" Robin laughed out.

"Needs to get the arrow outta his butt!"

"Wally! Robin!" Kaldur groaned.

"Nah…needs one up it! " That earned a slap from Roy to both of the 'monkeys'.

"Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa

Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da
Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa."

The radio went on, as all the boys got into it as well.

"Young Justice Boys back again
Doin'a couple flips and swings
Young Justice blasting off,
Not ripped from Pokemon!"

"Boys to men, boys to men, boys to men
boys to men, boys to men, boys to men."

The song finally ceased, and their beloved leader no longer had to hide his face in embarrassment. Someone than quickly shook him from behind brashly. With an excited voice Wally asked, "So Kaldur…we're not so bad huh?"

"I never said you would be." Kaldur responded, implying that's exactly what he thought, of course.

"I know you probably thought so. You know, because the rest of us aren't–"

"Are not what?"

"You know…"

"What?"

"Into BoyzIIMen that much."

"Ah, I see."

"…and black–OW!"