[A/N]: I decided to post some fluff because the idea of this made me giggle like an idiot. Also, I was reading what I had written in the previous and I just realized I made Mira the Devil's Advocate, didn't I? xD
"Could I see your headphones?"
"What for?"
"Just give them to me, you ass!"
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Laxus flew backwards with the force of the explosion, taking out most of the wall and flying into the house across the street. Dazed, he picked himself out of the rubble, brushing bit of brick and mortar out of his spiky blond hair.
"Laxus?"
He looked around and grinned at Mira. "Morning, Mirajane."
She looked up at Cana's apartment in concern. "What's going on? Is everything okay?"
Distantly, they could both hear Cana swearing up a storm, and the sound of glass shattering. "Are you being attacked?" Mirajane asked, looking fearful.
Laxus grimaced, ruffling his hair. "Well, no…"
"What blew up, then?!"
"Uh, she did."
"Oh, no," Mirajane whispered. "Laxus, what have you done?"
He looked irritated. "I didn't cheat on her, if that's what you're asking."
A large glass bottle flew out of the hole in Cana's wall. Laxus ducked quickly and it shattered on the wall behind him.
He looked up at the house and grimaced again. "I drank her last bottle of vintage scotch."
"Oh, Laxus!" Mirajane groaned in despair.
"It didn't have a label on it!" he objected.
Mira turned to the house and put her hands to her mouth. "Cana!" she yelled. "We've got another bottle at the guild if you calm down!"
The swearing paused. After a second, Cana emerged, looking like nothing had happened. "Morning, Mira," she greeted her friend. "What's this about more vintage?"
"Tch," Laxus muttered.
Mirajane laughed. "Come, we'll let Laxus clean up the street and I'll send Laki over later to help repair the house."
Laxus waved them off and marched upstairs to get Cana's broom.
His headphones sat on the table. He gazed at them for a moment, then grinned. Had she taken them from him so they wouldn't get damaged in the blast?
