Well. I've really got nothing to say. This is going well. Updated twice yesterday. Awesome.
Rarity's Coffee Break
Rarity walked into Ponyville's local coffee shop, The Maple Leaf. 'Such a cozy sounding name,' she thought to herself as she walked up to the counter.
"Hey there!" said an orange earth pony with a brown mane. "What can I get for you today?"
Rarity thought for a moment. "May I have a grande latte with no sugar, skim milk, a bit of nutmeg (don't put too much) and just a little hint of that delicious mint flavoring."
"You mean the number two latte?"
The unicorn looked up at the menu behind the pony at the counter. "But darling, I thought that the number two was a chai mocha with two shots of espresso, the two percent milk, raspberry flavoring , and whipped cream over it, beaten by hoof?"
The earth pony shook his head. "No, that's our number five now. Our number two used to be a blend of Arabica beans with green tea. But we had to get rid of it because the tea started costing too much."
Rarity nodded somberly. "Such a loss. But in that case, I shall have a mix of Colombian beans with Brazilian and Ethiopian, along with just a little bit of Equestrian grown. Add a bit of whole milk, just a touch of whipped cream (the hoof beaten one), a mix of your mint and raspberry flavoring, add a little candle on the top along with three espresso shots, a rusty nail, some veal, and a little bit of tetanus."
The other pony smiled. "Will that be all for you today?"
"Yes, thank you."
The pony on the other side of the counter took a deep breath and bellowed over his shoulder. "Grind some cocaine, hot chicks, and dirt! Give it some national pride while you're at it! Soak a cow in it and beat it! Give it a mix of fresh and warm, light it on fire, give it insomnia, construction equipment, a baby, and some potential death!"
Rarity took a seat and sighed. 'Such a cozy little place."
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