When they got back home from getting their ice cream and pizza, Rachel was just finishing up on telling Finn how terrible this girl,at school was. She had a mouthful of her pizza when she finished up her story.
Rachel-And that's why i cant stand her.
Finn-Seems like your the target...again.
Rachel agreed by giving a raise of her eyebrow as she set her note bag on the table. She was about to enter her room till she turned to Finn.
Rachel-Its not fair,how come your never picked on?
Finn-Well a dude.
Rachel rolled her napkin into a ball and threw it into the trashcan, landing perfectly inside
Rachel-More like a douche.
Finn raised his right eyebrow at her as he settled his hands inside his pocket.
Rachel-Continue.
Finn-And 2. No one is as tall as me and if they put up a fight ill crush them to death.
Rachel-You know I hate you sometimes.
They both laughed and Finn locked Rachel in his arms and watched the big passed and Rachel was asleep on his kept yelling at the tv getting angry at the quarterback. She thought his reactions to football were hilarious to she puts her phone on the table and records him. The game finally ended and her alarm went off and she got up and turned it off on her phone. He crept up behind her.
Finn-Whatcha doing?
Rachel-Nothin.
He was practically breathing on her neck as his arms wrapped in front of her.
Finn-Is Rachel Berry keeping secrets from me?
He talked in a baby voice.
Rachel-Maybe.
Finn-Well Rachel must be punished.
Rachel-Well it better be dirty,cause your my dirty little secret.
He straightened his back as he came to realization.
Finn-Thats what the song means.
Rachel rolled her eyes and jumped on Finn and he held her up and ran into the bedroom giving kisses on her neck.
Finn was just laying there making no sudden movement and it scared stood on the side of the bed staring at was bored so she decided to play with sleeping may never have this chance again.
First,she pushed him so that he would be lying on his ,she took his thumb and stuck it in his she was trying to curl his legs but they wouldn't and she ended up pushing him off the clamped her hands over her mouth and ran out of the she left Finns head popped up from the side of the got up rubbing his head and exiting the walked into the kitchen and Rachel was innocently drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.
F-Hey,do you know why i woke up on the floor with a massive headache?
R-Hmm,what,oh know that they separate each topic in the newspaper by a letter now?
F-Everybody knows that.
R-Well i didn't,so what dija ask about?
He stood there with a creepy stare since he still had sleepy gave her chills.
R-WHAT!
F-You pushed me off the bed didn't you.
She didn't reply and just took a sip of her stared at her hated it,it was downright creepy.
R-FINE! I pushed you off the bed!
F-And you didn't even wake or help me up.
R-Well...you looked was like you were sniffing the floor.
Finn mouthed "o my god" and turned she went to take a shower she sat there thinking.
R-Everybody knows about the letters?Wow,they need lives.
She threw the paper away and got changed for the day.
All four of them decided to relax and go to Sardis to they arrived a huge smile appeared on Rachels face.
Finn-Seem familiar?
Rachel- No, not at all.
She laughed and took him by the hand and trotted sat down to order and Kurt and Rachel already knew what they wanted to get.
Waiter-What would you like this evening?
Kurt gestured to him and Rachel.
Kurt-We would both like the Napoleon of Homemade Mozzarella, Vine-Ripened Beefsteak Tomato and Basil with Tuscan Virgin Olive Oil and Aged Balsamic Vinegar.
Blaine and Finn looked at each other.
Waiter-And you two men?
B&F-Uh..the same please/
After the waiter left Blaine had exciting news for them.
Blaine-Okay,so my friend from college is throwing an awesome college party at his beach do you think?You wanna go?
R&F-Yeah sure.
Kurt-Wait,your friend.A guy friend.
Blaine-Well yeah.
Kurt-Well...that's good to know.
The waiter came back and delivered the drinks and grabbed her glass of wine and stood up.
Rachel-I would like to make a toast to all of coming to New York and succeeding to getting closer to-
One of the guests bumped into Rachel's chair and her wine glass flew in the air and dropped on a lady at the table next to them.
Rachel-Im so sorry ma'am.
Woman-DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS DRESS COST?
Rachel panicked. Her nervousness was obvious given from her stuttering.
Rachel-Uh..
Woman-NO, OF COURSE YOU DONT!
Rachel-Please calm down ma'am.
Woman-SHUT UP YOU LITTLE MORON!
Finn finally got up.
Finn-Dont talk to my girlfriend like that!
Woman-SIT DOWN!
Finn-okay.
People in the restaurant started asking for security.
Rachel-Can we leave you guys?
Woman-YES BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY NIGHT ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Rachel stopped really didn't wanna beat up a 40 year old woman. But she had no options, this woman screamed insults at the top of her lungs.
Rachel-Thats it!
She walked over to the lady.
Rachel-Listen you lady,you need to shut your mouth a-
The woman slapped Rachel in the face and Rachel attacked her by jumping onto her and bringing them to the ground.
.Ever.
Blaine looked at Finn in shock.
Woman-GET OFF OF ME!
Security came and tried pulling them off each woman took her high heel off and hit Rachel in the grabbed the woman and eventually gave Rachel and ice pack.
Rachel-WE R LEAVING NOW!
Finn helped her to the door.I have a feeling they wont be eating there any time soon.
Rachel-Im not going there ever again!
Finn-C'mon it wasn't that bad.
Rachel-Say that to my bruised lip.
Finn-Well im gonna take the trash before you get all crazy and tear everything up.
As he was walking out of the apartment and down the hallway he heard a familiar voice.
Woman-That psycho girl thinks she can make a fool out of-
She saw Finn stand in the middle of the hallway.
Finn-Oh crap.
Woman-you...YOU ARE THAT GIRLS BOYFRIEND!
He started taking steps backwards then started to woman chased after got into the apartmen tand slammed the door.
Rachel-What's wrong with you?
Finn-Shhh..that crazy chick from the restaurant is after me.
Woman-LET ME IN OR IM GONNA FIND A WAY IN!
Rachel-What are we gonna-
The door fell down and the woman stood there with her fists strangled and veins popping out.
Finn and Rachel looked at her with their mouths open.
Finn-She was serious.
She ran towards them and they ran into there room and slammed the door bodies were against it trying to keep her from coming in.
Finn-We need to think of another plan before she breaks down this door.
Rachel-Jeez what is this ladies problem?
Finn-I think i got something.
They unlocked this door and ran into the bath room and hid in the woman came in and searched around the went up to the bathroom door.
Woman-I know your in there.
Finn and Rachel were scared and didn't know what to do.
Finn-Finn and Rachel aren't in the bathroom right now,please leave a message at the .
It was silent. Finn smiled as he glanced at Rachel who was obviously not impressed by his undercover skills.
F-Do you think she fell for it?
The door slammed down.
Rachel-What's with you and slamming down doors.
She ran into the shower and Rachel turned the water on and they ran out the opposite side.
They were out of there room and entered the living room and found Kurt in the doorway.
Kurt-What is all that screaming?
They ran behind him leaving him with the came into the living room soaking wet.
Woman-Ahhh!
Kurt-AHHHHHH!
She ran towards Kurt and attacked they fell to the floor,she got up and went searching for they stayed in Blaine and Kurt's apartment for the night.
Blaine-So she broke down your door-
Finn-With her own feet.
Blaine looked at hated it when Finn interrupted people.
Finn-Continue.
Blaine-and tried killing you.
Rachel-Well i'm not sure about killing,but severely injuring..yeah.
She looked at Kurt who was sitting on the couch with a bag of ice on his knees and 3 pillows on his back.
Finn-Well Rachel's okay and thats all that matters to me.
Kurt twisted his head to Finn,while Finn hugged Rachel.
Kurt-HELLOOO?
Blaine-Oh you know i love you.
least some people appreciate me.(*coughing* Finn)
Rachel-We are sorry Kurt that your hurt but we better get going.I literally have to help Finn pick out clothes for college.
Finn-Look,there are crazy people just trying to fit in.
Kurt-Get your old Kiss outfit and you'll fit right in.
Finn gazed angrily at Kurt and Kurt gave him a smile.
Finn-Lets get out of here.
Blaine-See you at the party tomorrow!
They were walking down the hall way and Finn looked down each aisle making sure they were alone.
Rachel-Don't worry its not like shes stalking prbably doesnt even live she stopped to say hi to a friend.
Finn-Yeah,if she has any.
Rachel laughed as they arrived to the jacked up cleaned everything up while Finn screwed the bolts in the door back in. An hour passed and he walked into the living room, taking off his gloves.
Finn-Well seems like everything is back to norm-
He saw Rachel asleep on the went over to her and shook her.
Finn-Rachel,honey, wake up.
Her eyes flicked open.
Rachel-*yawn*Hey Finny,Finnster.
He could tell she was tired.
Finn-lets go to bed.
Rachel-Okay...wait!
He quickly stopped and turned to her.
Rachel-Carry Me.
She said tiredly as she lazily rose her arms up.
F-Yes your highness.
He kindly picked her up and took her to the bed.