Second day of BronyCon, and here I am, forced to livestream it. Also, it amazes me what my perverted mind will come up with. I'm still looking for a sketch of my oc. If someone could do a quick little draw of her I'd love you forever.
Pinkie's Ice Cream Booth
"Hey Applejack!" called Pinkie Pie from across the street. "You want some ice cream?"
Applejack looked across the street to Pinkie, who was standing behind a stall. "Ice cream?" she asked
"Yup, I call it," the party pony paused for effect. "Pinkie's Creamy Delights!"
The cowpony tried to stifle her laughter at the unintentional innuendo. "Pinkie, don't ya think that's just a little bit dirty soundin'?"
"Dirty?" Pinkie cocked her head to the side. "But I'm just telling the truth! It's so creamy and gooey and when you swallow it, it slides down your throat!" she sighed at the thought of it. "It's like eating sugary milk! Except it melts when it's in you!"
"Um… Do ya have anything other than your… 'Creamy Delights?'" asked Applejack, paling a bit.
"Sure!" replied Pinkie Pie, rummaging in her stall. "I have… Spotted dick, Mozart Balls, Toad in the hole, nut goodie, cumquats, sticky buns, Cock-a-leekie soup, Frosted delights, blow pops and some delicious creampies!" she finished off with a small a small squeal. "I'd really recommend a nice creampie! It fills you up so nicely!"
Applejack looked just about ready to vomit. "Don't ya got somethin' a bit more normal… like veggie hot dogs?"
"Oh yeah! We have some great wieners here!" Pinkie pulled out an enormous hot dog. "And these buns hold them nice and tight! We even have ketchup, to make them run down your throat a bit more smoothly! Although I prefer mustard…"
"Um, no thanks," said Applejack, trying to hold her lunch. "Ah-ah had a big lunch anyways." She galloped off in search of a trash bin.
"Okay!" called the pink pony after her. She noticed a yellow blotch in her peripheral vision. "Hey Fluttershy!" cried Pinkie Pie happily. "Want some ice cream?"
You see what happens whenever I run out of ideas? Nasty stuff happens! Leave a review and request a character or so help me I will leave your fridges open and let all of your yogurts spoil! On a slightly more comical note, I assume you have all heard about the small fire at bronycon. Everyone was freaking out for no reason. Review and request guys. It seriously makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong when you don't. Review and request characters. Now.