I'm writing this really late at night, so I apologize beforehand if the quality of this short is bad.
A Word of Advice
"Um, Miss Applejack?" asked Pipsqueak in his signature Trottingham accent.
The said mare looked up in surprise. The colt was the last pony she had expected to see, she hadn't seen him since Nightmare Night. "Well howdy Pipsqueak!" she said, donning a smile. "What can ah do for ya today?"
Pip shuffled his hooves nervously. "There's this filly I really like," Applejack smiled knowingly. "And I want to tell her how I feel."
"Alright, partner," said Applejack, ruffling his mane a bit. "Ah'll tell ya. But ah got just one question. Why me?"
"Because you're always so honest and I don't want to act like some sort of obsessed pony, because I'm not," said Pipsqueak, looking away. "That seems like something Miss Rarity would do."
The older mare looked at him blankly for a moment before laughing. "Well you're right on that one. Now, let me tell you how to show this little filly you care." She sat down in front of one of her trees. "First off, who is the lucky gal?"
The pinto colt blushed. "D…k...oo…s…" he mumbled.
"Come again?"
Um… Dinky Hooves…"
Applejack grinned. "Well that's the sweetest thing ah ever heard. She's one of the sweetest lil' fillies ah ever met. Her ma raised her real good."
Pipsqueak nodded enthusiastically.
"Anyhoo, you just gotta tell her how ya feel," she said, putting a sprig of wheat that appeared from nowhere in her mouth. "Don't come across as a desperate stalker, but don't look indifferent either." Applejack thought for a moment. "And get her a flower. Not a rose, those are overused. Something simple."
"Thank you Miss Applejack!" said Pip excitedly as he bounded off. He only stopped to pick a small purple lily as he approached her house. The colt knocked on her door and much to his surprise, a filly with a blonde mane and a coat of lilac so light that it could be mistaken for gray at first glance, answered.
"Oh, hi Pipsqueak!" said Dinky happily. "What's up?"
"Hi Dinky," he began somewhat shyly. "I actually have something to tell you. For a long time now… well…" He just held up the little lily.
You have no idea how many times I accidentally spelled Pipsqueak as Pipsquak. I am no good at this ship. Oh yeah, this hasn't happened yet, but please don't force me to write about doctor whooves. I've never seen doctor who and I wouldn't know how to characterize him. Actually… I might do one just to see how accurately I could do it without having ever watched the show. This was for Zander The Dino. Review and request!