By some miracle I have managed to convince my family to let me use the computer again, but the updates might stop on any given day. The show shall go on!

Applebloom's Question

"Big Mac? Where do foals come from?"

The red pony choked on his sprig of wheat. After a minute of vigorously thumping his chest, he answered. "Ah ain't qualified to tell ya that, sugarcube. You should get Applejack for this."

Applebloom hung her head. "Why cain't you tell me?"

"This is stuff for fillies," replied Big Mac with an air of finality. He watched as the little filly ran off in search of her older sister.

Not a minute later, Applebloom had returned, this time with Applejack and Rarity. "Ah found Applejack, and Rarity was with her! Ain't that great?"

Big Macintosh sighed. "That's not what ah meant… Applejack, can you explain where foals come from to your sister?"

The orange mare smiled deviously. "Actually, big brother, ah think ah'll leave this one to you."

"Yes darling," pitched in Rarity. "A handsome stallion like you ought to know. Enlighten us."

The red stallion blushed at Rarity's comment. "Um… Well… When a mare and a stallion love each other a lot… Um… The stallion puts his special… thing into the mare's… special part…"

"And there ya have it, sugarcube." said Applejack. "Now that wasn't so hard now was it, Big Mac?" The older stallion just left, a furious blush still on his face.

Applebloom furrowed her brow, trying to comprehend what her brother had just said. What did Big Mac mean by their 'special parts'? The filly's eyes opened wide as the realization dawned upon her. "Applejack!" she cried. "Ah think ah get what Big Macintosh meant!"

"Oh do ya now?" said Applejack, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah!" Applebloom hopped up and down. "Ah think he meant that foals come from fuc-"

As the filly uttered those last words, Applejack felt a part of her soul shatter.

Low quality... damn. Anyways, there's been a couple of you who asked me to do some oc's and I'm sorry to say that no I'm not gonna do those. I wanna stick to regular characters.

This was for Crimson Banner.

Here's the list of ponies requested that I haven't done yet. Gilda, Lyra and... okay not a big list. just thought I'd let you all know.

REVIEW AND REQUEST!