This is an odd request. I really have no idea what to do with this one but I'll give it a shot. Oh yeah, and this is the real big steroid pony who goes YEAH!
The Manliest Sport
Duke Roseflex closed the blinds and locked all his doors. This was something he didn't want anypony to see. His biggest fear would come true and everypony would make fun of him, just like when he was a young colt.
He was always made fun of for being the scrawniest colt, so he worked out. But after five years of vigourous training under Iron Will, ponies made fun of him for being so muscular.
"Steroid junkie!" they would call. "Why are your wings so small?"
The truth was, his wings were proportional to his original muscular mass, but as he built more muscle and his frame grew larger, his wings seemed smaller compared to him even though they were always the same size.
Duke sat down on his favorite chair, trying to relieve his anger at the past. It was all behind him now, the ponies in Ponyville were much nicer than in Manehattan.
He turned on the radio to the smooth jazz station and lowered his hooves to his lap. If he were found now, he'd be dead for sure. His hooves moved around furiously as he tried to finish as quickly as possible.
After about three minutes of vigorous hoof-moving, he exhaled in relief. That had to be a new world record. Duke looked proudly at the fruits of his effort and smiled.
Once again, he had gotten lucky. Nopony had heard his grunts of effort or come to check up on him.
Turning down the smooth jazz station and dimming the lights, Duke went to prepare for bed, satisfied with the nights work.
As soon as he finished preparing, the muscle-pony walked back into the room, and taking one last look at the doily he had just created, turned off the light.
Ha! See what I did there? I thought that was pretty funny. Did I do well with a pony that only says one word? My friend told me that that pony's name was Duke Roseflex. I think it fits well.
This was for Vuld Edone
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