Thanks be to EBT.
Alice kneels on the grass as Jasper sits on the bench and laughs off all the attention. She's looking over his eye that's starting to change color already.
"One boob!" she yells. "One hand on one boob, and Edward goes Mike Tyson on him."
"Hey," Jasper says, getting Alice's attention by grabbing her hand. "Totally worth it."
He smiles, and Alice swoons.
As we're all figuring out what we're supposed to do – hospital or no hospital, take him to your father – Jasper keeps insisting he's fine, that you punch like a girl.
Alice starts crying, her prom ruined, and Bella's immediately there to hold her. Emmett and Rosalie are livid. Ben's trying to calm them down, so there's no pig's blood at prom.
Bella leaves Alice for a minute and walks over to me.
"Angie, can you go find Edward for me, please?"