Petula was smirking. She sat outside happily, waiting for her to walk on down. She couldn't wait to brag.

"Are you sure that's the case Petula?" Fannie asked, who was taking a break at the moment. Petula nodded.

"Like, yeah. Seiko had, like, a freak out and screamed at a kid,"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, so she like, hates kids. The best part though, is that Eddie saw it happen, and he was thinking about breaking it off tonight," Fannie's eyes widened.

"Oh the poor girl! We will have to comfort her if that-"

"Comfort her? Fannie, she's like, the enemy! She took my Eddiekins away from me," Petula said in an angry tone, almost tempted to punch Fannie in her skinny little arm. Fannie looked at her friend.

"Well, I'm sure Seiko didn't mean to! If she would have known, then she would have backed off," Fannie said happily. Petula rolled her eyes.

"Fannie, I don't think you understand the first thing about how romance works for girls," Petula said. Fannie didn't hear her though, because she was watching up the street. Petula raised a brow and fallowed her friends eyes, wondering what the heck was so important that she wouldn't pay attention to her. Of course, there was a good reason.

"Well, you got it after you woke up, so at least you got it!" Seiko said, her eyes focused on the Lizard boy next to her. Her slim fingers were intertwined in his, and it looked kinda like she was helping him walk around with the way he was some what leaning on her shoulder a bit. His face looked a bit green as well.

"After I found the nose plugs and gloves, I guess I did alright..." he muttered. Seiko giggled at his words as they casually walked by Petula and Fannie. Petula's mouth hung open, her arms hanging limply on both sides of her. Fannie scratched the back of her head.

"They don't look like they broke up Petula," The shop keeper looked over at Fannie.

"Like... shut up Cyborg..." she said, using the nickname Doug still uses when the diggerling sees the mail woman. Fannie pouted, crossing her arms at hearing that name yet again.

Later that night

"Man, how long have we all been sitting here?" Maddie complained loudly over all the noise at the table. Many people have gotten the same alert- Leafos, Maxime, Patch, Eddie, Seiko, Maddie, Dustin, Bear A. Marcus, Seedos, Fannie- Even Petula was there, pouting because there wasn't an open seat next to Eddie. Maddie's question was left unanswered, though, because people would just keep talking. Patch and Leafos were in deep conversation (God knows what about), Eddie was ranting to Seiko about how he was going to change about taking care of Edwin, and unfortunately, Dustin and Bear were in a heated argument.

"Hey, I was here first!" Dustin almost yelled, his grip tight in the chair. Bear had a tight grip as well, glaring right back at the skinny blonde boy.

"No, Bear was, now move," Bear A. Marcus growled. Dustin held his ground though, refusing to move, despite Seedos's protests.

"Come on Dustin, there are other places to-"

"Be quiet Seedmour. I'm not losing to him!" Dustin said, cutting off Seedos. The seed merchant rolled his eyes and decided to go look for another place to sit. If Dustin wanted to die, so be it. Dustin and Bear continued to fight over the seat, while Maxime had to sit next to it, looking quite irritated. bear finally had enough.

"GRRR! That's it- there's only one way to settle this,"

"FINE! Punch me if you want- I will sit next to Maxime even of I have to legs!" Dustin said boldly while his legs trembled like crazy. Bear shook his head.

"No- this place it to public to dismember you in!"

"Thank GOD!"

"Instead, we will settle this... with RAP!" Bear said, pointing a finger to exaggerate. Everyone looked at the two, even Maxime, who was trying her hardest to ignore them.

"R-Rap?" Patch echoed in a stuttering tone.

"Really? Is that the best you could, like, come up with?" Petula asked, with Fannie nodding in approval. Unfortunately, the guys weren't even paying attention. Dustin smirked.

"You... are ON!" He said, clearing his throat. Everyone groaned, knowing this couldn't end well. Bear smirked as well, crossing his arms.

"You're up, small fry," He said. Dustin nodded, and got started as some people at the table started a good beat.

"Bear over here's acting tough. Though it's nothing more then a little bluff. He gets more ladies then I do, but all their thoughts of him are Mary-sues. He's not the toughest guy in this village, it's only his big bear suit that gives him the advantage. The truth is he's like the Twilight Saga- he only gets worse as he continues on HOLLA!" Dustin said, his beat completely on. Some of the villagers looked quite impressed.

"Wow. The idiot actually did something right," Maddie commented. Only Fannie wasn't impressed.

"The Twilight saga was actually very good, thank you very much!"

"Fannie, you're the only person in this village that actually likes sparkly vampires and egoistical werewolves," Petula muttered. Fannie pouted, sinking in her seat a little. Bear cleared his throat, and then he begun his mini-rap.

"Dustin over here is afraid of water- he smells so bad because he doesn't take a shower! Gay porn is his obsession. If he doesn't quit, it will be his profession. I may not be the strongest guy on this village, but at least I'm more intimidating then a head of cabbage. And the fact that he hangs out with Seedos everyday, gives us the impression that your gay. I can get myself a lady- all you can get is a seed-munching baby!" Bear finished with a jab to Dustin's shoulder. Everyone went "OH!" As Dustin was dissed, which made him look quite pissed.

"OH COME ON! My rap was WAY better then that, and I do NOT read gay porn! That was only one time because I was curious!" Dustin defended. Bear waved him off.

"Oh shut up and sit somewhere else," Bear said, taking his seat next to Maxime. Maxime looked a bit impressed.

"Wow, I didn't know you could rap," She said to Bear. Dustin was fuming, and hopped across the table onto the chair across from Maxime.

"Screw that seat! I can see her cleavage better from here!" Dustin boasted proudly. Maxime made a face, picking her fork up and stabbing it into his hand. Dustin let out a very girly scream.

"AH FORK IN MY HAND FORK IN MY HAND!" He cried, trying to pull the metal out. Bear grinned happily.

Bear: 1 ~ Dustin:0

"Well, thank God that's over with!" Sahari's voice called out. Everyone now turned there attention to Sahari and Sparcticus, who had just shown up.

"There you are! We were wondering when you were going to show up," Leafos exclaimed, her eyes studying the couple's happy faces.

"Like, seriously. We had to listen to Dustin and Bear rap, which surprisingly didn't suck that much," Petula said.

"What was it you wanted to tell us?" Seiko asked, noticing the happy faces herself. Maddie even looked a bit interested. Sahari turned to Sparcticus.

"Can I tell them?"

"Well, I gu-"

"SPARCTICUS AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!" Sahari screamed at the top of her tiny lungs. Every girl in the room (and Eddie) gasped and squealed, while the other guys looked quite shocked.

"OH MY GOD! This is SO exciting!" Leafos exclaimed, practically pushing Patch out of the way so she could talk to the couple. Seiko actually ran up with Maddie and gave the desert girl a giant hug.

"Oh, congratulations you two!" Seiko gushed, releasing Sahari. Maddie nodded, only giving the girl a playful punch on the shoulder.

"Glad he finally got the guts to ask!" She said. Sparcticus gave her a look, which was interrupted when Eddie came running up.

"I'm so proud of you Sparcticus! You managed to ask her," Eddie said, clearing his throat slightly. Sparcticus nodded, looking over to see Sahari showing all the girls the ring he bought her, how they were all gushing over here and giving her a hard time over there.

"Yeah... I am a lucky man Eddie..." Sparcticus turned to him, "It took a lot of practice, but I managed to say everything I wanted to say."

"W-We w-wish you the b-best Sparcticus," Patch said, patting the Eskimo on the back. Then Dustin decided to speak up, still trying to get the fork out of his hand.

"Can I be the flower girl? Please?" He asked. Everyone looked at him funny.

"... Did he say flower girl?" Seedos muttered. Sahari raised a brow.

"Dustin, we are NOT going to let you be the flower girl!" Dustin frowned.

"Please? I will wear a dress and everything!" He pleaded. Maxime's eyebrow twitched.

"You really are a man, aren't you?" She said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. Dustin, being the idiot he is, didn't get the hinted sarcasm, and instead started to giggle like a school girl.

"She thinks I'm a man," He said in a giddy tone to Eddie. The Lizard boy sighed.

"You really need help..." He muttered.

Man... this took forever for me to write... damn my procrastination... Anyway, those raps were hard to write D: How can people write those so easily? Nothingless, I just want to know which one you liked better :D That's all!

Please review!