Wow... You all must hate hate me right now.

Random Reader: *throws a tomato and hits my face* YEAH! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?

Me: I'm so sorry guys! School has only just let out on Friday, and it took me a little bit to get back into the routine of typing again! I had so many finals to take, it's not even funny! (You try taking a huge Spanish final on the same day as Geometry, then having a History one fallowed by Biology, then having an English one right after!)

Anyway, I was gonna do this other chapter with some meaningful SahariXSparcticus fluff, but then I decided that there's gonna be plenty of that in a few chapters (actually in just two, right after this one), so I am gonna skip it and just go right on to the Bachelor and Bachelorette parties :D Won't that be fun?

Readers: *deadly silence*

me: ... Okay fine, be that way. I'm doing it anyway, and I will make you laugh. Please enjoy, and *dodges another flying tomato* STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!

Random Reader: XP

A few more months had passed. Like literally, the wedding would be in three days. But right now? Oh, it's time to party.

"Have fun at your bachelor party," Sahari said happily, her hand still intertwined with Sparcticus'. The Eskimo smiled warmly at her, a rarity among those who inhabit the Piñarctic.

"I promise, we will be having fun," Sparcticus said, with a glance at the idiot in his group, "Even with some of them." Eddie, Bart, Patch and Willy all looked behind them at Dustin, who was happily picking away at his nose. When the boy had finally noticed that everyone was staring at him, he stopped.

"... What?"

"Having fun over there?" Bart asked in one of the most sarcastic tones. Dustin removed his finger, wiping it on a leafy plant next to him.

"... Maybe," he said. Eddie gagged, turning back around to his girlfriend.

"Oh dear God, why does he have to come?" he said almost a bit too loudly. Seiko giggled slightly, running her hand through his hair. Her green eyes were soft and loving.

"You will be fine. After all, he is a friend of Sparty's," she replied to his question. Eddie returned her smile, his face turning much less green now. Dustin noticed the two starting to have a moment, and because he just could, he decided to comment.

"You know Eddie, after some guys get drunk, most of the time they go to their girlfriend's house and they get some-"

"Don't even THINK about finishing that sentence," Eddie snapped, turning his head to the blonde, not bothering to hide his blush. Seiko's face had turned bright pink, but she tried her best to look as if she had heard nothing.

"Well, he does have a point Eddie. But fear not," Bart said, whipping out a box of condoms, "I always keep some with me. Boy, are you kids in for one hell of a-"

"Bart," Gretchen's warning tone sounded. The Tinkerer winced, putting the condoms back into his pockets.

"Er, I mean, he's not old enough yet Dustin. Leave the young lad alone," he said quickly, looking at Gretchen's face. The huntress' arms were crossed, her face straight with a hint of annoyance. But hey, it was better then her being pissed.

"You guys should probably get going. You're going to be late," Leafos chimed in from the back, putting her hand on Sahari's shoulder, as if to tell her that it was time to go. Sahari gave her an annoyed side glance.

"What do you mean they are going to be late?" Maxime spoke up, "Arfur is gonna be open all night, and he doesn't need a reservation."

"I'm talking about us! Donovan isn't going to be here all night," Leafos said, frowning a bit at the mention of his name. As much as she wanted to be there at the party, she wasn't exactly on board with the idea of a stripper; which was Maxime's idea anyway.

"Donovan?" Dustin said, "Wait... did YOU guys get a stripper?" The girls shot glances at each other.

"... No," they all said in unison. Sahari looked a bit nervous as she did- Sparcticus had sworn not to have one already, and she did feel a bit guilty that Maxime had called her one. Come to think of it, how DID Maxime know a stripper anyway?

Oh wait... it's Maxime.

"I think it's time we get going anyway," Willy said, heaving a bit, "Sorry Maddie couldn't join you guys. Lottie is working the girl's tail off to memorize that song for you all, not to mention she didn't want her there in case you all did have a stripper."

"It's not like she could see him anyway," Maxime muttered quietly. Sahari elbowed her side.

"It's alright, really. But we are going to miss her though."

"I don't see why she couldn't have come anyway. I mean, she's only a year younger then Seiko, and she's going," Maxime said, rubbing her side where Sahari had hit her. Willy scratched the back of his head.

"Yeah, but Lottie thinks that Seiko is kind of a whore anyway, and she doesn't want Maddie going down the same path-"

"Wait, Lottie thinks I'm a WHAT?" Seiko almost screamed. Leafos and Gretchen quickly grabbed both the gardener's arms, and started to drag her away as quickly as they could.

"Um, have fun!" Gretchen called. Sahari pulled her hand away, struggling to keep up with the rest of her group as Seiko continued to shout.

"Bye Sparty! Try not to drink to much- I'm not gonna carry your ass home," Sahari said.

"Lottie better not have called me a whore! I ain't Petula- I don't go around fucking with everything that walks with a penis-" Seiko was shouting, her voice getting softer and softer as they took her away. Eddie sniffed, a bit uncomfortable with what she had just said; even if it is true. He felt something get shoved into his pocket.

"She's a lively one. You'll thank me for it I promise," Bart muttered before walking away with the rest of the guys. Eddie hesitated, his hand slowly sliding into his pocket. He pulled out the only content inside of it-

Inside of a clear piece of plastic, was a condom. Eddie's face turned bright pink again, and he dropped in onto the ground. He turned on his heels, and took off to catch the rest of them.

*The Bachelorette Party*

"Oh my God, this is gonna be great!" Sahari said in excitement. She was holding in her squeals, her hands into little fists. The excitement that surrounded her was starting to rub off onto everyone else, and the hype level was rising as everyone was wriggling with excitement. But even so, there were worries.

"Leafos, can I ask you something?" Seiko whispered, quietly enough so that the other three girls wouldn't hear her. Leafos turned her head. Even though she loved a good party, she was also a bit nervous about what this party was going to hold as well.

"Go ahead," she said happily, trying to sound as ecstatic as the gossiping trio up front were rambling like a bunch of Candaries. Seiko looked down, hugging herself lightly.

"Um... I know that we are having a stripper and all..."

"Are you afraid of seeing something? You can just look away-"

"No, I mean... Strippers are supposed to, you know, grind you and stuff, right?" she asked, blushing a bit. This felt so awkward to talk about, but she had to get it out there.

Leafos nodded slowly, "Yeah, that's part of their job."

"And bachlorette parties can lead to... that kind of stuff don't they?" Seiko asked. Leafos stopped, looking at Seiko with curiosity.

"Seiko, it's a celebration! Donovan is only going to be there to... do his thing, per say, but nothing else is gonna happen!" Leafos said, "It's a celebration with friends, not a thing where we go out for a one nighter!" Seiko flushed a bit, staring at her cousin with wide green eyes.

"... Okay. I just wanted to be sure," she replied. Leafos tilted her head slightly, leaning in a little closer to Seiko.

"Sei... Are you alright?" She asked.

"Of course I am," Seiko replied dryly. Leafos gently bit her lower lip.

"Look, if you want me to take you home, I will-"

"I will be fine Leafos, just... we need to catch up," Seiko said, starting hurry away. Leafos tried to keep up.

What is her problem? Leafos asked herself.

*The Bachelor Party*

"So wait...Eddie and I aren't going to drink, nor are there going to be any strippers coming up and show us their boobs?" Dustin asked. Sparcticus sighed, nodding his head. Dustin frowned, slumping in his seat.

"Worst. Bachelor. Party. EVER," he said loudly. The other guys, however, paid no attention to him as they chatted away, occasionally taking a swig or two at their alcohol. Arthur was there, washing a few dishes as he chatted with everyone as well. As the bartender, and at the request of Sparcticus himself, he was told to make sure no one goes over their limit, because Sparcticus actually wanted to remember the night and didn't want to wake up with a hangover.

Not with Sahari around at least.

"Oh come on Sparcticus, let them have a drink or two," Bart said to the Eskimo, gesturing to Eddie and Dustin, "I know I won't say anything." Dustin was beaming, while Eddie shook his head.

"No no, my father would be very angry if I did so," he said, stirring his fruit punch with his straw. Dustin snorted.

"Pussy," he whispered. Eddie shot him a look, but said nothing. He turned to Sparcticus, an apologetic look on his face.

"I'm sorry Sparcticus, this isn't how a bachelor party should be. Dustin and I-"

"Hey, I haven't done anything! YET!"

"- Dustin and I could leave if you want, so that you and your more adult friends can enjoy yourselves without putting on a limit," Eddie said sincerely, ignoring Dustin's rude intrusion there a few seconds ago. Sparcticus looked at him as if he had grown a second head.

"Why wouldn't you be here? Eddie, you're my best man, you have to be at my bachelor party," Sparcticus said, "I don't mind being a light drinker tonight. This is one of my last nights as a free man- I want to remember it."

"Yeah, and Willy and I are getting to old to drink like we used too," Bart cut in. Willy shoved him in the arm affectionately.

"Hey, I ain't that old yet!" He said, "I still got some fight left in me!"

"Now, I think that's up to Lottie," Arfur said, and the men broke out into some laughter. Eddie chuckled a bit, while Dustin looked at them blankly.

"... I don't get it," he said.

*Back to the Bachlorettes*

Hungry eyes gaze at the beauty in front of them.

"Hello ladies," his voice seemed to be made of silk, "I have been waiting to see you." Donovan was completely gorgeous. He had such dark hair, long and shaggy, brushed to look both neat and sexy. His eyes were a lovely shade of dark green, full of lust and want from the five women in front of him. A dark blue mask covered half of his face, and he was wearing a sexy police outfit, although it was obvious he was not a real one. A pole was set up in the middle of the room, one that had probably been humped many, many times.

Maxime was already drooling.

"Let's get started, shall we?" Donovan asked as the women took their seats. When he began to unbutton his shirt, Sahari suddenly started to feel a bit uneasy. Right in the pit of her stomach, though it wasn't the babies.

Why am I getting nervous? You do these things at the bachlorette parties- it's not like he's better looking then Sparcticus, Sahari's thoughts raced through her head. She glanced around, looking at the other girl's expressions. Both Leafos and Seiko looked a little uneasy, which was understandable. Leafos was really into Patch after all, and she probably didn't want to see another guy like this yet. As for Seiko... that was pretty much self-explanatory.

Sahari then looked over at Gretchen and Maxime. Maxime was cheering, excitement in her eyes as Donovan's shirt had been fully unbuttoned, and he was sliding it off of his shoulders. Gretchen licked her top lip hungrily, excited to see more. Sahari brought her hand up to her mouth, chewing on her thumbnail. She didn't want Leafos and Seiko to be uncomfortable, but she had been friends with Maxime and Gretchen a lot longer...

"So, you're our little bride-to-be, aren't you?" Donovan said to her, snapping the desert girl out of her thoughts. Sahari looked up, seeing the sexy man, holding his jacket up. She blushed a bit, looking at his muscular chest.

"Yes, I am," she found herself criticizing his appearance a bit. Sparcticus was much bigger, and had more muscle on him as well.

"Well, I hope you enjoy yourself tonight," Donovan said with a wink, throwing the jacket around the desert girl's shoulders. His mask was thrown off soon after that, which Maxime had caught right away. The girl sighed.

"Man, I'd really hate to be Maddie right now," she said, just as Donovan grabbed the poll.

*The Builder Residence*

"Mom, I have gone over it a million times already. Can we please take a break?" Maddie complained, her throat starting to hurt a bit. Lottie shook her head.

"No! We need to go over the chorus a few more times. You get the verses down, but you just CAN'T get the chorus! Go again," Lottie instructed. Maddie groaned. Why, God WHY did she let Sahari talk her into being the singer?"

"Fine," she muttered, clearing her aching throat one more time, "'Cause you're mine, that's all i need to know, the moonlight shine's everywhere we go-"

"NO! It's SUNshine's everywhere we go!" Lottie snapped. Maddie barely flinched.

"Well I'm sorry! I don't even like this song, and-"

"Did you even bother to READ you're script?" Lottie yelled. Maddie was quiet again. Her face scrunched in irritation, and she slowly crossed her arms. Lottie coughed, taking a step back as the awkward atmosphere took over.

"... Um, sorry deary. I didn't-"

"I'm going to bed," Maddie muttered, walking away as quickly as a little blind girl could.

*Back to the Bachelor party*

Dustin had become restless- everyone could see it now.

Patch had left to go use the bathroom a few minutes ago, and Dustin couldn't help but do what he did. Hey, if Sparcticus wasn't gonna let him drink, then it wouldn't hurt him to have some fun, right?

Come on, where is he? Dustin thought to himself for once. Sparcticus was looking at him strangely.

"Are you alright?" he asked. Dustin jumped a bit.

"Yeah, I'm fine!" he said in a positive way. Then he went back into getting all jumpy again. Sparcticus rolled his eyes, and went back to his fun conversation with Willy.

On the other side, Eddie was caught in quite a dilemma.

"Bart, I... I don't think I am even old enough," he fretted, tapping his fingers on the bar counter. He watched as Bart whispered something to Arthur, and the bartender took Eddie's cup away. He walked off with it, getting ready to do his thing.

"Eddie, there comes a time when a man has to let loose, try something new," Bart said, "You know, relax."

"... You're not gonna start talking about sex are you?"

"No of course not! Just give it a try," Bart said, tipping his hat a bit, "You're daddy will never know- as long as you don't drink too much." Eddie nodded, but he still wasn't sure. Bart wouldn't let him drink too much... Would he?

"Don't fret about it. There isn't an age limit anyway," Arfur said, handing Eddie his drink back. The Lizard boy stared at the glass. The red color of his punch before had become a little pale now, and the smell was completely different. The alcohol made him feel a bit sick as he smelled it.

Oh God, should I even do this? I'm not even an adult yet, he thought to himself, Well, I will be turning 18 in three weeks, so technically I am. Maybe a little won't-

"Fine, I'll give it a shot," he said, "But I won't drink a lot of it."

"Wouldn't expect you to," Bart said, waving him off as he took another gulp of his beer. Eddie picked up the drink, bringing it to his lips.

I really hope this isn't as bad as they say it is, He thought one more time.

THUMP.

"Patch!" Sparcticus exclaimed. Eddie spilled a bit of his drink onto his clothes, and he, Bart, and Arfur turned around. Sparcticus and Willy were hovering over the doctor, who was passed out in the ground. Dustin was still in his seat, laughing his ass off as he clutched his sides.

"What in the devil happened?" Bart exclaimed, sliding out of his chair. Patch's jaw was open, some drool falling out the side. One of his eyes was closed, while the other one was half open.

"I don't know. He just took a sip of his drink, then he started tilting over, and then he slurred a bit, and then passed out," Willy explained. Arfur raised a brow.

"He's only had one drink, and it wasn't even alcohol," the bartender said, "The only time something like this happens is when someone gets a worm."

"A worm?" Eddie said in a questioning tone.

"A tequila worm. Makes you drunk right away," Arfur said, "You pass out in seconds." Dustin started to laugh even louder. Sparcticus slowly turned to him.

"Dustin... Did you-" but the blonde kid had already taken off to the bathroom. Sparcticus growled.

"Oh I'm going to kill him... Come on Willy, let's get him home real fast," Sparcticus said. Bart's eyes stretched a bit.

"Wait... So the party is over now?"

"Of course not, but I'm not leaving a guy passed out on the floor," the Eskimo said. Willy shrugged.

"I don't know Sparty. We can just put him in a booth and get him later,"

"Yeah. I guess..."

"... Hey, did any of you grab a bottle of Everclear?" Arfur asked. Everyone shook their heads.

*The Bathroom*

"Oh my God..." Dustin said, starting to calm down. He couldn't laugh any more, his sides were hurting too much. He was heaving a lot, and damn, he had one hell of a boner in his sweat pants.

Or was it?

"I refuse to let my first bachelor party be a bust. If Sparcticus won't let us have strippers, that's fine, even though it would be awesome," Dustin said to himself, "Ha, and watching Patch pass out like that... I forget, where did I even get the worm? And why am I talking to myself?" He paused, "Whatever. Now, it's time to kick it up a notch." He reached down into his pants, and pulled out a bottle of alcohol, labeled "Everclear."

"Said to be the strongest alcohol out there," Dustin said a bit insanely. Then, the voice of reason came.

"Hey, aren't you that kid that wanted to be a better person or something?" a Diggerling in the bathroom asked. Dustin stared at him a moment.

"... Maybe," he answered.

"Well, drinking isn't really gonna make you a better person at ALL-"

"You can drink with me if you want."

"Hell yeah!" The Diggerling cheered, running over to help the blonde open the bottle.

Yeah. This is only part 1 of 2. I was gonna put it all together in one chapter, it's already over 6000 words, and it's kinda run-on, so I'm gonna break it up. I posted this part now (so there is something :P) and I'm gonna post the second part probably in the next hour or so.

Enjoy~ The next part is where a LOT of it happens :D

Note: That Diggerling is neither one of the Diggerling Twins. He's as dumb as one, but he's not, Just saying...

Second Note: yes, tequila worms will make you pass out. They apparently make you super drunk or something... (i did my research)