May 10th, 2014 - Game Over
AUTHOR: seecarrun
May 10th, 2014 - Game Over
"OH MY GOD, ENGLAND, STOP."
"I told you, I haven't an idea what I'm doing!"
America grit his teeth, and cried in frustration as his character was once again thrown from the map. "DUDE!"
"I told you, I don't know how I'm doing this!" England scoffed, shrugging. "I'm just pressing the buttons and hoping for the best."
"Awesome," America growled sarcastically as his character re-spawned. "You're beating me with fucking button smashing. That makes it even worse."
England rolled his eyes. "Oh, don't be such a colony."
"I'm not being a colony!" he exclaimed, directing a well-aimed attack at England's character, sending him flying off screen. "It's 'cause you're unpredictable is all," he spat. "Nothing is harder than trying to play against someone you can't predict."
England smirked, re-spawning and successfully knocking America off the platform with a perfectly timed kick. "Save for someone who knows what they're doing, of course." He chuckled. "Though it hasn't seemed to be much of an issue for me."
"Seriously, old man, I'm gonna kick your ass so hard…"
"By all means! I've been waiting this whole game, and you have yet to do so!"
"OH MY GOD FUCK OFF, UGH."
Losing spectacularly, America dropped the controller on the ground and stomped out of the room, ignoring England as he followed behind him spouting constant, annoyingly sarcastic questions like "Is that it? Is it over? Does that mean I win?" in favor of a nice, strong drink.
A nice, strong, very large drink.