Itachi- Yes! I finally got a new story idea! This one's for all those Bleach fans out there!
Byakuya- Are you kidding me?
Rukia- Go Itachi! This story proves to be VERY interesting, ne(right) Byakuya-nee san?
Byakuya- …Hn.
Ichigo- Wait, why am I here?
Kempachi- Itachi is too weak to fight me, so she can't own Bleach for nothin', (looks to Ichigo) on the other hand, Ichigo IS strong enough to fight me…so…FIGHT ME ICHIGO KUROSAKI!
Ichigo- (Runing away) AW COME ON!
Chapter 1
My Midget Little Sister
/A\
Byakuya sat lazily on his expensive leather chair in his overly sized living room. He heard a crunch, and reached down to pick up an old hentai magazine, he sighed, why he even read those, he still did not know. Putting his feet up on the, once again, expensive, marble end table, he slowly started to flip thru the perverted magazine, a blush rising from his cheeks as he pulled the magazine closer to his face, suddenly starting to feel a certain feeling, and one he was really starting to enjoy-
"BYAKUYA-SAMA!"
Byakuya immediately awoke from his perverted daydream, and shot up from his seat, hiding the perverted magazine under a pillow. And sighing as he saw a small dash of red and white "chappy the rabbit" pajamas coming his way, he almost forget all about HER being in the house for the summer. Of all the times for their parents to drop HER at his mansion, it just had to be this summer. The summer when he was FINALLY let out for a vacation. That, of all the people, his four year old sister, Rukia.
"I need ta go now!" Rukia said, while looking up, innocently at her, now standing, 23 year old brother, confused, "Can't you go yourself?"
Little Rukia suddenly became embarrassed, as she looked her bare toes, then back to her brother, "It's an 'mergency." Byakuya asked once again, "can't you go yourself?" "Bu-But it an 'mergency! An' I need ta go now!" "No." Byakuya said, yet, before he could turn to retreat to his sofa, he saw THEM. Those…Eyes…
Oh no. Byakuya's Midget Little Sister, Rukia, in TWO seconds flat, broke him.
"Okay, to the bathroom-" Byakuya said, while picking up his light weight sister in his arms, the little girl cheered, all the way there.
End.
Itachi- So, yes, no…should I make this one or not?
Sesshomaru- I say not. Work on the other two.
Ichigo- Why am I still here? _
Byakuya- Review or Kempachi will find and fight you.
Kempachi- YEAAHHHH!