Yes. I realize there was OOC last chapter. But you know what? They were drunk :P Now, for SpartyXSahari fluff, and a little bit of other fluff as well :D Enjoy~

"Yeah, I can't believe you let him handcuff himself to you!" Sahari snorted, wiping a tear away. Leafos crossed her arms.

"I didn't know he would do that to me! He's lucky I haven't called the cops yet on his ass," she argued. Sahari raised her eyebrows.

"Wow, that's a pretty naughty word you said there Leafos," she remarked. Leafos made a face, but said nothing right away. As funny as everyone else saw it, Leafos did not think it was amusing to get handcuffed to a stripper until you were forced into part-take in his activities. In fact, it made her feel a bit dirty. Patch never would have made her done that...

"Whatever. I need to see if Patch is okay," she said. Sahari giggled.

"Sudden interest in the doctor I see~"

"It's not like that!" Leafos said quickly, "Besides, where are the other girls?"

"Well, if I remember correctly," Sahari said, "I think Maxime has some garden business to take care of, Gretchen is on a hunt, and I think Seiko is just not coming to town today." Leafos looked a bit surprised.

"But she always comes to town at this time," she said. Sahari shook her head.

"Not today she isn't. She's a bit upset with Lizard at the moment," She said, "She called me last night after Donovan left, and she was crying and telling me that Eddie-"

"That I what?" A familiar voice said, Sahari turned around, her hands patting her swelling stomach. Eddie was standing behind her, looking as confused as ever. She smirked, pointing at him.

"Damn Lizard, you really came out last night didn't you?" she teased. Eddie raised a brow.

"What?"

"Yeah, what?" Leafos said, her eyes bright and her fingers intertwined with one another.

"You know, drinking for the first time, having to make Seiko take you home," Sahari paused for a moment, "Feeling her up because you got horny..." Eddie blinked in surprised.

"I did what?"

"Oh, she told me everything. You totally grabbed her boobs and everything," Sahari said. Leafos's jaw dropped, and Eddie just looked surprised.

"What? I would never do that to her- or any woman for that matter," Eddie argued, still trying to relax his throbbing head. Sahari shrugged.

"Hey, I know what I hear, and she was really unhappy about it," the desert girl said. Leafos was speechless; Why wouldn't Seiko tell her about this? They were cousins after all. Didn't she trust her?

On the other hand, Eddie just looked downright horrified.

Did I really do that to her? Is that what happened? he thought frantically. Oh God, why did he let Bart talk him into drinking?

"Hey, what are you doing wondering around town anyway?" Sahari asked, "If you have a hangover, you should be at home."

"I... I was on my way home actually," he said. Sahari's eyes widened.

"You didn't go home last night?" she asked. Eddie shrugged, weaving his fingers through his hair.

"Well..." he said.

~Small Flashback~

There was a slight stir.

Oh God... my head, Eddie thought with a loud groan, weaving his fingers into his hair. His eyes squinted into the sunlight, not wanting to open quite yet. His head pounded with every chirp of the morning Candary's, causing him to grimace once again, both hands coming up to massage his temples, when he notice something.

He was surrounded by a bunch of leaves.

What the, Eddie sat up, only to have his hair entangle into branches. He cursed to himself, whimpering when he had to forcibly pull his purple locks out. That was when he realized it.

He was in a bush.

"What in the world," he grumbled, stepping out of the thick mess of leaves in twigs. Now he was really confused. He looked up- and he saw the front of Costalot's. Why was he in the bush out in front of Costolot's?

God, what happened last night? he asked himself, more importantly- who left me outside? Man, when I find out, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind...

~Small Flashback Over~

"She left you outside?" Leafos exclaimed. Sahari was trying not to laugh, and Eddie just looked really upset.

"Oh God... I'll be right back... ow..." he whimpered, walking off as he grabbed the sides of his head.

"Wait, where are you going? Your house is that way," Sahari called. Eddie stopped, turning around.

"I need to talk to Seiko first,"

"Uh, no, you're kinda hungover. You need to get home and lie down- your dad must be worried sick about you!" Sahari exclaimed, walking up and grabbing his wrist. Eddie smiled weakly, gently taking her hand and prying it off.

"I promise, I will see him soon, but I really need to talk to her first," Eddie said, turning around, walking off once again. Sahari let out an annoyed huff, placing her fists on her hips.

God, some men are just so stubborn, she thought to herself, Well... I wouldn't really call Eddie a man... Leafos walked up to the desert girl, a bit slower then usual.

"Did he really..." Leafos started, not sure if she should finish. Sahari sighed, nodding.

"Yeah, he did apparently," Sahari said, "Alcohol does weird things to people." Leafos frowned, feeling a bit hurt.

"But... But why wouldn't Seiko-" She was cut off by the sudden buzzing sound that rang out.

"Hang on Leafos," Sahari said, feeling her alert system buzz in her pocket. She took it out, looking at the message on it.

Sparcticus: Hey. Can we talk?

Sahari sighed, typing away quickly.

Sahari: Sure. R u at home?

Sparcticus: No. I'm at Arfur's.

Sahari: You went back?

Sparcticus: No. I never left.

Sahari: Sparty! U never went home? Do u need me 2 take u home?

Sparcticus: I'll tell u when u get here. Also, u might want 2 have Leafos come and take Patch home. He's still here 2.

"Oh my God Sparcticus..." Sahari growled, shoving the system back into her pocket. She looked over at Leafos.

"Sorry, I have to go get Sparty," Sahari said. Leafos' eyes widened.

"Why? He never left Arfur's?"

"Yeah... Lord, how is he even alerting right now?" Sahari muttered, starting to walk away. She turned her head to Leafos.

"What are you standing there for? You gotta go get your boyfriend," Sahari told her. Leafos' eyes widened.

"Wait, what? No one took Patch home? God, what is wrong with these people?" Leafos asked in anger, racing away after the desert girl.

*The Vanfloss Garden*

"I don't even know what to think," she practically wailed, "I didn't want it to happen, and I was upset, but I just left his drunk ass outside! Who knows where he is?" She buried her face in her hands, not wanting to cry again. Peanut tilted his head, nudging Seiko with his muzzle. He growled, trying to nudge her hands off of her face.

"Not now Peanut. Can't you see I'm talking to myself?" Seiko mumbled. Peanut touched his tail to her shoulder, as if to tell her not to worry. Tia, the Dragonache/Geckie hybrid, flew on over her head, just barely brushing the hair on the gardener's head. Seiko looked up, sniffling.

"Okay, you know what? I have to go find him," Seiko said, wiping her eyes under her mask, "Come on Peanut." The Dragonache let out a huff, bending over a bit. Seiko placed her hands on Peanut's back, starting to mount him.

Oh yeah. She was gonna fly.

"Okay Peanut, I know he's gonna be somewhere in town-"

"Seiko?" A voice called from behind, shocking the gardener. Seiko screamed, sliding off of Peanut and hitting the ground. Peanut turned around, letting out a worried growl as he poked her with his nose. Seiko gently pushed him back, sitting up a bit. She looked, up, seeing just the guy she was looking for.

"E-Eddie?" She said a bit shakily. Eddie looked at her with concern, holding his head as if it were throbbing (which it was). He held out his hand to help her up, but the gardener got up on her own. He frowned, taking his hand back.

"... Hi," was all he said at first. Seiko looked away.

"... hey," okay, now it was awkward. Eddie let out a shaky sigh, knowing he was going to have to speak first.

"Listen, Seiko-"

"Oh my God, I'm so glad you're okay! I'm sorry I left you out, I was so upset and I didn't realize what I did," Seiko started wailing. Eddie let out a small cry, his head throbbing harder from her cries.

"I... I'm sorry," she said. Eddie just looked at her confusingly.

"Why are you apologizing?" he asked. Seiko just blinked for a second.

"Because I left you outside, and you were all drunk, I mean Eddie, you could have been taken away, or shot, or raped-"

"But you had every right too, for the way I acted," Eddie said softly, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder, "I should never had violated you like that."

"... Yeah, you shouldn't have," Seiko said, crossing her arms over her chest. Eddie frowned. This wasn't going well so far.

"So... have you been home yet?" Seiko asked, not even looking at him. Eddie shook his head.

"Not yet, but Sei, we have to ta-"

"You should probably get home then," Seiko said, turning around and walking away. She let out a sigh as she did.

Oh God, that went horribly, she thought to herself, frustrated. She wanted him to be safe, but she wasn't quite ready yet to forgive him. At the same time, Eddie's mouth parted, as if to say something else. But nothing came out. Peanut gave the Lizard boy a glare with his brown eyes, letting out a disapproving growl.

"Oh come on, not you too," Eddie said. But Peanut was already stomping away, dismissing him with a wave of his fan-like tail.

*Arfur's Inn*

"Thank you so much Arfur," Sparcticus muttered, taking the alert system back from the bartender. His head hurt so much, he couldn't even bring himself to alert anyone, and had to get the bartender to do it. His other hand was being used to prop up his throbbing head, letting out a groan. Arfur nodded in return, looking quite tired himself.

"You know, I didn't even expect you to wake up so early," Arfur commented, "After Sahari left, you were quite a mess."

"I know. I kinda screwed up," Sparcticus said, "God... the party went so wrong last night..."

"Well, that's kinda your fault in a way," Arfur said. Sparcticus looked at him lazily.

"Because I didn't want a stripper?"

"No. Because you invited Dustin," Arfur answered. Sparcticus grumbled something inaudible. Arfur gave him a confused look.

"I'm sorry, what?" The bartender/innkeeper asked.

"I said he would have just shown up anyway. You know how that idiot is," Sparcticus said a bit louder. Arfur nodded, chuckling slightly. He gently patted Sparcticus's shoulder.

"You know, I might have some Tylenol in the back," he said, turning around and walking away. Sparcticus watched as he disappeared, hearing some other groaning on the side.

"Wha... where am I?" Patch's voice groaned out. Sparcticus turned in his seat, looking at the doctor with his eyes lidded.

"At Arfur's. Dustin drugged you last night or something, and you passed out," Sparcticus explained, resting his head on the bar counter. The doctor sat up, almost is a slow bolt. he had heavy bags under his eyes, seen even under his thick blonde bangs. His face was flushed, and he looked like he was gonna puke any moment with the way he was grabbing his stomach.

"D-Dustin did w-what?" Patch asked, a slight slur in his voice. He grumbled after that, whimpering in pain as he grabbed the sides of his head. His temples pounded into the palms of his hands. Whatever the blonde idiot did to him was really taking effect.

"He somehow slipped a tequila worm into you're drink, Arfur said, walking back out. He walked over to Sparcticus, handing him the pain killers and a glass of water. Patch sighed, standing up.

"He g-got me drunk?" Patch said, his brows furrowing, "W-Well le-let's see w-what happens when h-he has a s-s-sick p-pinata... ow..." he clutched his head. Arfur sighed, running to the back once again. The doctor hobbled a bit, but he was able to keep his balance when he held onto the booth's table. Sparcticus put his water down, looking at his alert system. Where was she?

"Sparcticus!" Sahari screamed, swinging the bar's doors opened. Sparcticus jumped at the sudden noise, sliding in his seat a bit. Patch let out a yelp, slipping and falling onto the floor. Sahari walked in, looking around. Leafos was right behind her, and the girl looked around, wide-eyed. Some of the chairs were over turned, and the room smelled of alcohol. Some spilled beer was still on the ground, as were a few glasses. There was even a stray pair of panties still caught on the slow-moving ceiling fan above everyone.

"Whew, must have been some party," Sahari commented. Sparcticus spun in his chair, staring at his shorter fiance. Leafos paid no attention to the two, and just ran over to the doctor struggling to stand up again. Sahari sighed, walking over to the Eskimo.

"Sparty? Are you alright? No you need help getting home?" She began to pelt him with questions as if she were another Leafos. Sparcticus shook his head, patting the seat next to him.

"No... I want to talk right now."

"Are you sure? You probably should get home and rest-" Sahari was saying, hearing the sound of puking in the background. Sahari made a grossed out face, but she turned around to see what it was.

"S-S-Sorry, I-I just p-puked o-o-on your sh-shoulder," Patch mumbled, his arm slung around Leafos. The girl made a face, but helped him stand up.

"It's not a problem. Come on Patch. Sahari, I will call you later," Leafos said, stumbling to get the doctor out. Sahari turned to Sparcticus.

"See? Patch is leaving, and everyone else left," the desert girl said. Sparcticus shrugged.

"Well, Bart and Willy were the only ones who got home on their own. I don't know about Eddie, but I know Dustin is still here."

"Really? Where is he?"

"I dunno. He's in some room upstairs with Sprinkling and some Diggerling named Frank."

"... WHAT?"

*Upstairs*

Holy hell my head, the blonde thought in his head. He silently cursed at the sun, lifting his head up slowly. His mess of blonde hair covered his face, making him unable to see anything right away. His head was throbbing, his stomach felt sick to it's core, his ass was sore, and not to mention there was a pair of sweaty arms around him.

Wait... What was around him?

Dustin brushed his greasy bangs out of his face, his bloodshot eyes staring around in horror. On his right side was unmistakably Sprinkling, the ditzy helper of his old crush. her face was a bit unrecognizable at first, but he saw her stupid mask on the nightstand next to her. He gagged a bit, noticing that she was naked. He clutched the side of his head, heaving a bit.

Sadly, it only got worse from there.

A hairy arm was around him as well, as well as the sound of soft snoring. Dustin shakily looked over, gasping when he saw a man fast asleep next to him. Drool was coming out of his mouth, soaking the pillow below him. Dustin's hand came out from under his sheets, and lifted the blankets up. He gasped, seeing that the man was naked too.

Well, now he knew why his butt was hurting so much.

*Downstairs*

Sparcticus and Sahari both raised their brows simultaneously as screaming roared though the whole building. Both turned around as Dustin came tumbling in, wearing nothing but his skin. He had dried puke all over his chest, while some looked quite fresh. Sahari was staring at him, mouth agape.

"D-Dustin? What in the world?" She exclaimed. Dustin looked between them, all the sounds he was making were nothing but a bunch of stutters. Before he could answer, he gagged. and threw up all over the floor. Sparcticus felt himself starting to gag, while Sahari squeezed her eyes shut.

"Dustin! Do you need-"

"Dustin, babe, come back! We can talk about this," a low voice called out from the staircase down the hall. Dustin shrieked again, turning around and bolting as the door. Sahari and Sparcticus listened as his screams slowly died down, before turning to each other.

"... That is why I didn't want to drink a whole lot," Sparcticus muttered. Sahari didn't hear him, however, and just shook her head.

"Jesus, he slept with a guy last night? Wait till Maxime hears about THAT," Sahari laughed, "Actually, I don't think it would do too much. Dustin already had no chance with the girl, and now that he's gay would probably make the situation a lot worse."

"He's not totally gay. He was with Sprinkling last night too," Sparcticus pointed out. Sahari nodded, shrugging before she turned back to him. Her wide brown eyes looked at him curiously.

"So... what did you want to talk about?" she asked. Sparcticus sighed, wishing the pain killers would work already.

"It's not much of a talk... I just wanted to say I was sorry," he said. Sahari sat there quietly.

"... About?"

"I called you about a problem when there wasn't a problem, and I made all of you walk down here to see what was going on, and I made you upset because I made you miss part of your bachelorette party," Sparcticus said quickly, taking a breath afterwards. Sahari nodded, sighing.

"Listen, Sparcticus, I probably shouldn't have gotten angry either. But I just don't understand why you couldn't enjoy the party you were having," she said, "Sparcticus, can we go on a walk? The smell is making me a bit nauseous."

"Of course," he said, taking her hand and helping her off of her seat. Sahari heaved, being as careful as she could. The two stepped outside into the afternoon light, the time when everyone in town was out and about. The pinata's were running amok, and you could see the many villagers chatting with each other, like Maxime talking to Maddie, describing the night they had since she wasn't able to go, or Lottie over there, yelling at her husband while he tried to block her voice out the best she could.

Sahari weaved her arm around Sparcticus', smiling to herself as he walked her out. Sparcticus couldn't help but look down at her, and he found himself starting to admire her beauty. Her pregnant belly actually seemed to make her a lot more beautiful then she really was, his hands itching to feel it, wanting to feel his kids kick once again to let him know they were there. He even noticed her hair was much silkier looking then usual, practically begging for someone to play with it...

"So... Are you going to answer my question?" Sahari said, breaking the silence. Sparcticus sighed.

"Sahari... We are getting married tomorrow. I wanted a bachelor party, to celebrate with my friends about my- our- upcoming day. But I didn't want to get too drunk, because nothing is worse then waking up to a hangover-"

"Like you have right now?"

"Exactly. But not only that, I didn't want a stripper either, because I don't want to look at another woman. Lustfully or not."

"Sparty, it's not that big of a-"

"Deal, I know. Well, now I know. I just didn't want to feel like I was being unfaithful or anything, and... it would just be too weird," the Eskimo continued. Sahari nodded, looking up at him. She had to squint a bit because of the sun high up in the sky.

"Why would it be weird? It's just a person wanting to get naked so they can make a few bucks. Besides, I think you have to pay extra if you want THAT kind of stuff-"

"It would be weird because," He stopped, returning her stare, "... Because the only woman I want to look at is you." Sahari blushed under her mask, her eyes widening a bit. Her lips were partly slighted, unsure of what she was supposed to say to that. At the same time, Sparcticus took advantage of her stunned state, sliding her mask up. He placed a quick, gentle kiss on her lips before putting both their masks back on correctly.

"... Sparcticus?" she whispered.

"Yes Sahari?"

"... I love you." She whispered, throwing her arms, holding him as close as she could. Sparcticus smiled, gently stroking her soft hair.

"I love you too."

*The Clinic*

"Th-Thank y-you so much L-Leafos," Patch said thankfully, taking a seat at his desk. He sighed, relaxing into the comfortable cushioning of his chair. Leafos nodded, smiling at him.

"It was no problem Patch, but if I may ask, what in the world happened?" Leafos said, "Do you realize how many appointments you have missed?" Patch grumbled, resting his cheek against his fist.

"I-I re-really d-don't know. Sp-Sparcticus t-t-told me th-that D-Dustin slipped a s-something in-into my dr-drink," Patch answered, looking up at her once again, "H-How many appointments d-did I m-miss?"

"... Eleven," she answered, her face looking a bit angry, "Goodness, when I get back home, I'm going to give that kid a stern talking too... making the village's only doctor pass out. Dastardos probably now thinks you're dead now!" Patch only stared at her, his mouth agape.

"Oh d-dear..." he muttered, face palming himself gently.

And here we go! Another chapter :D some fluffy stuff, some stuff that wasn't fluffy... Poor Patch, but at least he didn't wake up with two strange people :P I don't think Dustin will ever live that down...

Anyway, next chapter is the beginning of what we all have been waiting for- the Wedding :D Oh man... it's gonna be insane...

Please review :3