Sorry to keep you waiting! Also, there won't be too many references here, just a few. On to the Sneak Peeks:

Special Reference: Link's Catchphrase from his old TV series.
Winner: topyeah19

Main Inspiration: Kid Icarus: Uprising
Winner: None
I mean come on guys, I have been dropping Palutena instead of Athena in my story, I quoted the game, (Prepare to meet the light, Sorry to keep you waiting, etc.) and I mentioned a certain 3DS game that came out in 2012.

Reviews:
sprakaknightz: Dude, stop it with the "thumbs-up" already. It was fine for one review, but reviewing it five times? That's a little too much for me.

Bigtacos4ever: Yes, they did. Since Percy managed to blow up the Giants, why can't Artemis send Percy across the world?

Hi I will KILL u: I feel so sly! You didn't notice the very tiny Perodite in the last chapter? "She looked so cute doing that", "Her hair was always perfect", etc.

Also, I feel the need to slow down with my upload time. I'm reaching a more serious part in my story, and I have a really hard time doing that. (CoughPropheciesCough) Anyway, the reviews are coming slower too.

Disclaimer on the first/sixth chapter.

Enjoy!

Chapter Seven: Antarctic Antics

"So... what do we do now?" I asked. My wings were too sore to fly, and when they do recover, they'll be too frosted to carry air.

"Well, we have to find three things, food, water and shelter," said Sami. "We could also use a fire."

"I know. I watch Man Vs. Wild," I replied. "So, where do you think the nearest town is?"

"Probably about a hundred kilometers from here. Not too many people populate this area." I nodded and we continued walking. We were just trudging through the snow at this point, no trees, no people. Nothing. I noticed Sami shivering uncontrollably, so I touched her boots, instantly making them dry.

"T-Thank you, Percy," said Sami. After a while, we had to stop to rest. We decided to make a little snow fort by making a large pile of snow and digging a little entrance, making a make-shift igloo tent thing. I held up my hands and morphed the snow into the intended shape. It turns out it's harder to control snow that it is to control water, cause the fort was a little too tiny. We would have to squeeze really tight together to fit inside. I couldn't fix it due to fatigue, because walking through the snow - without snowshoes - is very tiring.

"You want to try out the new hut?" I asked. She nodded, slowly slipping into the fort and closing her eyes. I looked up, the moon still up in the air. Sighing, I slid my way into the pseudo-igloo, pressing against Sami's five and a half foot frame. Her breasts were pressed against my chest, her breath hovering on my cheeks. There was barely any proximity to move, but at least the warmth out-weighted the awkwardness. I folded my wings over us, like a blanket. She put her head in the crook of my neck and fell asleep, with me following soon after, my dreams consisting of a certain Goddess of Love.

I woke up to a woman pressed against me. Who wasn't Sami. "What the Hades!" I yelled, crawling like a mad-man to get out of that fort. We were still miles away from civilization, so it was extremely unlikely for anyone else to be within thirty meters, much less pressed against me. I pulled out Riptide and pointed it at the mysterious person, who just got out of the fort.

She was extremely beautiful, the natural kind, comparable to the likes of Aphrodite, Calypso and Helen of Troy. Her eyes were red and astonishing, her hair purple and flowing. She brought out her spear and disarmed me with ease. She walked up to me and said, "My name is Snow. I'm a three-quarter blood. How about you?", flaunting her golden angelic wings.

Oh no, Nico warned me about these things, saying they've hounded him countless times, but I only ignored him, saying that I trusted the author, but now he has betrayed me. This Snow was a...

...Mary-Sue!

I looked around, trying to find Sami. I needed her brains to escape, for me to keep my originality. Then Snow flicked my forehead with her finger, causing me to fly a few feet backwards. I stood up, taking my time.

"Who are you?" yelled Snow.

"Percy Jackson," I said. Where was Sami? Then I noticed her sneaking up on Snow, signaling me to keep her distracted. So I kissed her, her lips moving with mine perfectly. It felt great, but was expected. She was a Mary-Sue. Then Sami karate-chopped her neck, causing her to fall to the ground, unconscious.

"So... how was the kiss?" asked Sami. Why was she asking me about this?

"Perfect," I said as I noticed her frown deepen, "but she was a Mary-Sue. It was a miracle that you actually knocked her unconscious. Why was she in our tent and not you?"

"She threw me aside, about forty meters, and she wasn't even trying," said Sami, her eyes radiating hate towards Snow at the moment. "Can I kill her now?" I was about to say something when a brilliant idea hit me.

"Hold on tight!" I yelled, gripping Snow tightly. Sami had put makeshift reins on Snow, since her deity given wings could "fly in any condition, whether frosted and cold, or battered and old". Where she got the reins? Let's just say that Snow was in her panties. Sami was positioned behind me, holding my waist tight.

"Mrrph!" yelled Snow. I patted her back affectionately and kicked off the ground, sending us three into the air. Sami then gave out directions, steering us towards New York.

After we landed and sent Snow away, who is probably hounding Nico, we sent out to check the wreckage. Since my wings were still too cold, we had to deal with the guard.

"I need the keycard for Olympus," I asked the guard. He looked up from his book, The Serpent's Shadow, and said, "Olympus is in Greece, whack-job." Then Sami took over.

"Give it, or I'll spoil the ending!" He sighed and reached into his desk, bringing out the familiar card. While going up, we didn't hear any music. Better than playing crap. When the elevator opened, we ran out and saw Aphrodite and Artemis arguing in front of the Palace ruins.

"No, it's YOUR fault!" yelled Aphrodite, pointing her delicate finger at Artemis. Then they noticed us, Artemis' scowl getting deeper and Aphrodite's luscious lips curving into a smile.

"Hello there Lady Aphrodite!" I said. "Sorry to keep you waiting*!" Aphrodite looked ready to hug the guts out of me when Artemis started shouting.

"Sami Reinheart, you moron! Why didn't you KILL him!" Artemis yelled. Then she did something really out of character. She slapped Sami. Sure, Artemis can get mad at a female, but she would never hurt one, much less her Champion. That's when I noticed a glowing jewel on the back of her neck. I did thing I always do. Slice it.

The jewel shattered into pieces, shaking Artemis out of her agitation. "W-Where am I?"

"I think someone was controlling you," I said.

Don't fret, devoted readers! There will still be funny parts in my story, but now, with the conflict with Artemis over, the real enemy appears. With prophecies and adventure on the horizon, Percy and Aphrodite are going to be closer than ever.

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Ohana!