Ok, so last chapter Julia and Cole were making out (wtf?!) and suddenly this dude Kevin shows up. Who's Kevin? Well, this chapter is a little detour to explain Kevin's background, and exactly what he meant by Lord Garmadon turning him human...

Julia: I know!

Me: SHUT UP! My story, not yours.

Kevin's P.O.V.

Not so long ago...

I walked onto the deck of the ship Lord Garmadon had stolen from the ninja. I saw my former-leader Skales and new leader Lord Garmadon waiting for something.

"Snake 148! Come over here!" Skales called. Yes, that was my name. Us lower snakes had numbers for names...

I bowed to the leaders, almost falling over. "Yessss, my massterssss?"

Lord Garmadon spoke. "You have been a disgrace to all snakes, and all those who are evil. We have condemned you to live as a... human."

I cringed. A human?! Those filthy creatures?! "But why, my massster? What have I done that has not pleassssed you?"

"So far, you have foiled every fucking plan to destroy the ninja! You're a fucking failure! You trip on flat surfaces! Need I say more?!" (A/N: tripping on flat surfaces takes talent, Garmadon's just jealous he can't do it too ;) )

Ok, I was a total klutz, but... was I really that bad? "I am sorry, Lord Garmadon. But pleassse, give me another chancccce. Being a human isss too great of a punishment. I don't wanna live with thossssse idiots!"

"Too bad. It's too late for you. And there's nothing you can do to stop it!" I turned and tried to run, but Lord Garamdon used the mega-weapon to knock me out.

When I woke, I could tell that I had changed, and in a room. I looked in the mirror and saw - a human?!

"NOOOOOOO!" The filthy organism looked back at me with pale blue eyes. It had curly red hair that was just long enough to show the curls, but not longer. I looked at his pale yet freckled face and thought that if it weren't such a disgusting creature, it might be attractive.

Lord Garmadon walked into the room. "Good, you're awake. I wanted you to fully feel the impact of the ground as I toss you out the window."

"Wait, wha- HEY! PUT ME DOWN!" Then he tossed me out the fucking window.

Later on...

I eventually accepted my fate and lived as a human. I gave myself the name of Kevin, because I needed a name to apply for a job. Yes, I had to get a fucking job. At least I had grown used to my human body. I worked at Taylor's Bar right outside of Ninjago city as a chef. And that's where I met her.

Julia. The most beautiful girl in the world. She was like an angel sent from heaven to cure me of my sadness, and to help me enjoy my new life.

She also worked at Taylor's Bar as a chef, and she was about 22 - what I assumed my human age was. Eventually, we started to partake in a human relationship called dating.

After a while, I actually forgot I was a snake in the past. And I NEVER told Julia about that. It was just too risky. I didn't want to lose her. But I did show her the Ninja Training Academy. I wanted the chance to get back at Garmadon, and I could tell she wanted to train as a ninja, too. We never actually signed up, though.

My human friend, Brian, taught me about a ritual called marriage, and I knew immediately that I wanted to marry Julia.

But it was all ruined by Sidney, another worker at the bar.

I had purchased a ring to propose to Julia with, and I had pulled it out minutes before her arrival for her shift at the bar.

"Whatcha got there, Kevin?" Sidney asked me.

"A ring. I am going to propose to Julia today."

She raised an eyebrow, then drove me into a wall, pressing her curved body tightly against mine. I had little human strength, so I became stuck in her grasp.

"Are you sure?" Then she kissed me hard on the mouth. I tried to escape, but couldn't as she shoved her tongue into my mouth.

"What the fuck?!" Julia had walked in, seeing the moment Sidney and I were unfortunately sharing.

Sidney backed away with a look of embarrassment and shame. "Sorry, Julia. Kevin told me you guys broke up, and... well, he asked me to kiss him. Are you mad?" I saw the look of untruth in her eyes, but Julia didn't.

"Yea," she said. "But not at you." Julia stormed put of the room and I never saw her again.

Present time...

Until now. I joined the Ninja School, and some of my new friends and I went out to play laser tag. My teacher, Jay, had seen us when we walked in, and asked us to join his group. I saw Julia, but she didn't see me.

Then I see her making out with the black ninja?! I was so disgusted that I couldn't move. I really wanted to shoot Cole, but I couldn't. He was too close to Julia, and I did not want to hurt her. So I stood there, unsure of how to react or what to do.

Julia's P.O.V.

Cole's lips were so... cold. Like ice cubes. But the more we kissed, the warmer they got. I was surprised by how much I was enjoying this. Usually, I hardly want to kiss anyone in public.

Suddenly, Cole pulled away and stood up, grabbing his laser tag gun. "YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" He yelled, chasing someone. Looking up, I barely got a glance of the boy before he disappeared into the maze of a room. But it wasn't just any boy. The freckle-covered, unnaturally pale face said it all.

Kevin.

Poor Kevin. He never got a chance to explain before Julia ran off. But how will Julia react now she's seen him again, after their devastating break-up? Will her feelings resurface, tearing apart her and Cole's relationship? And what about her feelings about Kai? See if her feelings can get any more screwed up next chapter!