My 'Innocent' Life (Part 7)
Story #7: A 'lovely' visit(?)
AN: Um... my sister NekoAllenLover might not like this. Scratch that, she will not like this. (She hasn't beta-read this yet, I hope she doesn't know about this though)
By the way, this is centered a few days after the events of the third story. For those who don't know it or have read it before, you can check it out somewhere in the chapter selection thing on the right...
"It sure is nice of you to visit you-know-who Allen-chan, you're so generous!" Lavi smiled and walked by his white-haired companion down the halls.
"Oh, it's nothing really; I just wanted to see how my friend is currently doing at the hospital." He replied happily.
"Um... okay."
"What's wrong?"
"I don't think you should call him... that."
"Eh, he's just in one of his moods that's all, I'm sure he got over it by now."
"Oh yeah, but knowing him, that's probably not the case..."
They reach a specific door and see a nurse standing right beside it. She turns and notices the two walking right by.
"Ah, you must be the visitors they were talking about, right this way." She steps aside for the others to go in right on ahead.
When upon entering inside, they see Kanda standing near a hospital bed while reading a book about swords and shit like that.
"Oh hey, took you guys long enough." He muttered and put away his book.
"Sorry about that, we got tired halfway and there was traffic in the way." Allen replied with a sweat drop.
"No worries though, we made it here didn't we?" Lavi added. "So, how is he do-ing?"
"He's currently sleeping, must be exhausted from all the screaming and all that crap." Kanda sighed.
Allen and Lavi walk around the bed to see if 'he' would wake up anytime soon.
The guy in the bed slowly opens his eyes and sees Allen and Lavi waiting for him to get up. They soon notice and gather around the bed with concern on their faces. Kanda was still reading his book and could really care less.
"Chaoji, you're awake. How's it going?" Allen asked nicely.
"Yeah, are you alright there?" Lavi added.
"Huh, where the hell am I? How did I get here!? AND WHY IS HE HERE!?" Chaoji complained, pointing at Allen in frustration.
"Um, remember what I did to you a couple days ago with the camera? Yeah, you're in the hospital now because of that... I'm sorry about that." Allen replied.
"Sorry? YOU DEMON! Just because you say sorry and sound innocent while doing does not change the fact that you nearly killed me... with a fucking camera!"
"Hey don't be so upset, it's really my fault since I was responsible for the camera... and Komui made it and told me to test it out." Lavi muttered. "What? He made it really tempting for me."
"Well look on the bright side, at least your not dead." Allen said.
"Yeah..." Chaoji replied. "BUT YOU WILL BE SOON ENOUGH YOU SUCKING—!"
"Dude, just shut up and let me read this book. The least you could do is be grateful that you're still alive and that Moyashi came over and said he was sorry." Kanda retorted.
"Ugh, I can't believe I have to stay in here for who knows how long..."
"Hey look on the bright side; at least you got... snacks, drinks, and a peace of mind, right? Hey what's this suppose to be?" Lavi picks up a certain item with some buttons on it and pushes it by accident, which makes the bed go up to the ceiling and crushes Chaoji onto it.
This freaks the others out like crazy. "Holy crap, what the heck, how'd that happen!?" Lavi panicked.
"Quickly, push a different button and get him out of there!" Allen exclaimed.
"Alright, alright, hang in there!" Lavi yells out and repeatedly pushes buttons but just makes the bed get crumbled even more. After pushing some more buttons and witnessing Cheese head getting hurt more from the bed it finally stops and get into the proper position that it was on before, with Chaoji cringing in fear and disgust.
"Um, you ok?"
"NO GOD DAMN IT DOES I LOOK OK TO YOU?" Chīzuheddo retorted.
Then out of nowhere, a nurse opens the door with a chart in her hands and adjusts her glasses in dignity.
"Alright Mr. Cheese Guy, it says that according to the charts you're apparently cured from all the damage that had occurred to you on the past couple days. So you should be perfectly fine now and can go back home. Congrats." She said in a quite chipper tone and then left.
"Hey, did you hear that? You're gonna be okay and you'll make it out of here!" Lavi exclaimed.
"Oh joy..." Cheese Guy murmured, sounding really annoyed.
"Uh... come on; let's get you out of here." Allen said calmly.
"No don't touch me my body still- HYUUUURRRRTSSSS!"
"Whoa dude calm down, maybe if I pick you up slowly and gently—" Lavi started off.
"NO THAT'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE!"
"But how are we going to get you out of—"
Kanda closes his book in arrogance, picks Chaoji up and plops him onto a wheelchair in seconds flat.
"There, now you don't have to worry. Can we go home now?" Kanda said in distraught.
"OW WHAT THE FU—"
"I said... Stop. Worrying. About. It. Pussy."
"Oh well, at least you're safe now. Let's get going." Allen says happily as he pushes the wheelchair and takes him away. Lavi and Kanda soon follow after.
"So, what do you guys want to do after we leave?" Allen asked while pushing the wheelchair.
"I don't know, what do you want to do after we leave?" Lavi asked.
"I just want to read my fucking book but you guys won't let me." Kanda rudely stated.
"Ohh, Yu I didn't know you liked to read..."
"Shut up, I want to become stronger and more skillful at swords, ok? Aw damn it I lost track of where I left off on!"
"You mean you lost the page?"
"Shut up baka usagi."
"Oh come now you guys, you shouldn't be fighting at a time like—" Allen started but by not looking at where he's going, gets interrupted by slipping on some liquid and falls flat on his face, along with Cheese balls slipping out of control and sliding around in the hospital. "thhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiisssss!"
"Allen-chan are you alright?" Lavi asked nervously.
"Yeah, I'm alright."
"HOLYSHITSOMEONEBESIDESALLENSTOPTHISTHING" Chaoji gets into another predicament and starts panicking.
"Aw crap this isn't good..." Lavi said.
"No shit, better go get him." Kanda replied while trying to find his page in the book.
"What, you honestly telling you're not gonna help us get him back?"
"Not my fault. It doesn't have to do with Noahs or Akumas, so I don't need to intervene."
"Ah whatever, come on Allen-kun let's go get him back!"
"Okay." Allen replied.
Lavi soon notices that Allen already ran off to go get him back.
"Already went." Kanda stated quickly.
"Hmm, now why haven't we done that earlier? Ah well." Lavi runs off to go get Allen and the wheelchair back.
The wheelchair continues to spin and zoom past a couple of people that were working in the place while going through some doors along the way. It then makes it down the stairs, goes past the front doors, and heads right outside. Allen and Lavi chase after it and eventually catch up to it... right before he gets run over by a random carriage.
"Phew, that was a close call..." Lavi sighed in relief.
"Yeah I'll say." Allen added. "And look, Chaoji so teary and speechless right now on what just happened..."
"Wha... wha... yea." Chaoji replied, still speechless. "ITSABOUTTIMEYOULAZYDUMBASSESI'LLKILLALLOFYOU—"
"Dude, calm down, you'll break your voice box if you keep yelling like that!" Allen said.
"So, I take it you guys got him?" Kanda walked over and asked with the book in his disposal still. "I could hear the poor bastard from a mile away."
"Yep, we sure did. It was actually a lot easier than we imagined."
"Well we should probably get him back to the Black Order before anything else that's bad happens." Lavi proclaimed.
"Agreed." The others agreed. They didn't notice the wheelchair slowly moving downhill across the street (it's on an angle I suppose?). Chubaka tries to warn them about it since they aren't paying any attention to him at the moment when all of a sudden he finds that his voice is weak from all the yelling. He shuts his eyes, silently screams, and prepares for the worst.
When he opens his eyes he sees that he is now in a hospital bed once again surrounded by Allen and co. once again.
"Um, hi there. Sorry about what happened seconds ago." Allen scratched his head in embarrassment.
"We left you in the streets accidentally and you almost got hit by a random horse carriage... but got ran over by another one immediately after." Kanda stated.
"That and you lost your voice." Lavi added.
"Only a matter of time before that happens..."
"So is there anything we can do to help you out or make you feel any better?" Allen asked.
"Actually yes, get out." Chaoji replied weakly.
"Huh?"
"Get out of my sight right now."
"Oh, ok."
After leaving the hospital, the others decide to walk back to the Black Order building... or whatever.
"Well this stinks." Lavi pouted.
"Well it's your guys' fault for damaging the poor bastard and making his life more hell... not that he didn't deserve it or anything." Kanda mumbled the last part.
"Stri-ku!"
"Shut up Baka Usagi."
"At least he'll be okay back in there... I guess." Allen confirmed.
"You still upset about that?" Lavi asked.
"Yeah, but I'll get over it. Wonder what our next mission's gonna be?"
"I dunno, maybe it'll have to do with some more Noahs?"
"Who the hell knows? Let's just get going home."
"Quiet, I'm trying to concentrate on reading god damn it"! Kanda complained.
AN: Chaoji was perfectly fine in the hospital after that event... until bears show up.