I FINALLY GOTS IT! I kinda had a writer's block, couldn't figure out how to... um, have stuff happen... don't wanna give anything away. This is probably the most random chapter so far *insert evil grin* But HERE IT IS! CHAPTER 18!

**The Next Day... December 22

Julia's P.O.V.

After breakfast, everyone went into the training room in the basement. Everyone in the house has been training, mostly because the girls wanted to impress their boyfriends, and the guys, Nya and I trained because, well, we needed to fight. We weren't ninja or anything, we just like to help kick ass. Kevin still refused to train with us though, I don't know why...

Instead of joining the others, though, I went off to the side with Misako to learn how to use my powers. At one point, I stole Kai's sword and battled Amanda with it using my levitation powers. It was difficult at first, but I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.

After training all morning, the heating system broke. The house was FREEZING! Jay and Nya tried to fix it.

"Can you fix it?" Kruthika asked while snuggling deeper into Lloyd's arms.

Jay turned away from the furnace and threw a wrench across the room. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!"

"It's ok, Jay. Calm down," Nya said to comfort him.

"Is everything alright down here?" Sensei Wu asked, coming down the stairs.

"We can't fix it," Nya answered.

Sensei sighed. "Ok, Misako and I are going out to find someone who can fix the heating system." Jay cringed at this, but didn't protest. "Try to stay warm while we are gone." Ha. Yeah right.

Cole went into his room and pulled out some beers he had been hiding. I'm not sure how many he had in there, but there was enough for all of us to get REALLY drunk. The rest of the day was a blur...

No P.O.V.

Ok, so Cole got everyone drunk, and they were no longer cold. Here's what happened next:

**WARNING: This is the beginning of total randomness. If you cannot handle randomness, please turn back now, or FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!**

Amanda and Zane were making out, Nya and Jay were making out, Melissa and Cole were making out, Kai and Lloyd were making out...

HA! No, Kai and Lloyd weren't really making out (ew. why would you even think that?). They were bouncing up and down on the couch while watching a static filled TV. Kevin was drinking his sixth beer, and Kru and Julia were dancing without music. Suddenly...

Kru: LET'S PLAY SLENDER MAN!

Julia: YEAH! SLENDER MAN! SLENDER MAN! YAAAAAAAAAAYYY! *puts game in Xbox*

Lloyd & Kai: HEY! I WAS WATCHING THAT!

Kru: OH WELL I PLAY SLENDER MANNNN!

Lloyd: *takes controller* IMA EPIC BEAST AT THIS! *makes person walk in circles around a tree*

Julia: NO! YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT! *steals controller*

Lloyd: *starts crying like a 2-year-old*

Kru: NO MY BABYYYY! *starts making out with Lloyd*

Julia: *manages to find one page* OH MY JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SCAREY! THERE'S A DUDE FOLLOWING ME I CAN FEEL IT! HELP MEEEEE!

Amanda: *takes controller* MWAHAHAHAHAAA! *makes person run past at least three pages without picking them up* MWA! HA! HAAAAAA!

Julia: ZANE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS BEING A BITCHY-PANTS SHE KILLED SLENDER MAN!

Amanda: NO HE NO DEAD YET!

Julia: NO KILL SLENDER!

Zane: (yes, Zane can get drunk XD) AMANDA COME HERE MY LOVELY! SLENDER MAN WILL EAT US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Amanda: DIE SLENDER DIE! *throws controller at Jay* *jumps on Zane and they make out again*

*controller hits Jay in head*

Jay: SLENDER IS SCAREYYYY! HIDE ME MOMMY I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE!

Nya: GIMME THAT STUPID THING! *takes controller* IMA SHOW Y'ALL HOW IT'S DONE!

Julia: NO! NYA'S GONE TEXAN!

Nya: SHUT UP YA STUPID HO!

Julia: EXCUSE ME?!

Cole: Ladies, please! Don't fight over me! *falls on floor between them very drunkenly*

Melissa: I KILL SLENDER! *picks up controller*

Julia: NO SLENDER DON'T DIEEEE! *tackles Melissa*

Cole: GET OFF MY GIRLFRIEND! *tackles Julia off of Melissa*

Kevin: *in a monotone* You stupid motherfucking son of a bitch. Get off her.

Cole: DUDE YO GIRLFRIEND'S BEIN JUST A TAD BIT BITCHY PUT HER ON A LEASE!

Kevin: Not bitchy, just tryin to steal your girlfriend.

Cole Julia & Melissa: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Kevin: *shrugs* My girlfriend's a fat assed slut.

Everyone: *stops what they are doing to look at Kevin in shock*

*Slender man kills the dude on the TV screen*

(did I mention Kevin can't get drunk because he used to be a snake? no? well, Kevin isn't drunk right now, and he can never get drunk.)

Julia: *suddenly sobers up* What? *tears in eyes*

Kevin: Do I really have to repeat myself?

Julia: *starts crying* Fine. It's OVER! The wedding's OFF!

Kevin: There was never gonna be a wedding, stupid shit! I was only using you to piss Garmadon off! *looks at everyone else* I can't do this no more. See ya never, bitches. *walks out of house never to be seen again*

**END OF RANDOMNESS**

Kai's P.O.V.

Suddenly, every drop of alcohol we all just drank was out of our systems. The only thought on my mind was this: HOW DARE THAT EVIL SON OF A BITCH BREAK JULIA'S HEART?! IMA KILL THAT BASTARD!

All the girls went to Julia's room, but the door was locked, and she wasn't answering.

"Julia? Are you in there?" Amanda called through the door. After listening carefully, she said, "She's not in there."

"Where could she have gone?" Kru asked.

I know where she could have gone. There was only one place she could have gone. I threw on my jacket and ran to that place, hoping she wasn't trying to do the same thing I was months ago.

This chapter has been inspired by: "11 Drunk Guys Play Slender". It's a youtube video. I LMFAO for an hour XD

Finally! Kevin's GONE! I mean... poor Julia... Yeah, not really. But what will happen when Kai finds her?

Review and ALL SHALL BE REVEALED!

Random Question: Does anyone else cry themselves to sleep on Wednesday nights without Ninjago, or is that just my problem? XD