My 'Innocent' Life (Part 12)
Story #12: S[p]awn To Life
AN: Now here is going to be something really different. Hope you enjoy this...thing.
"I'm bored." Lavi sighed. He moved around and seems to be having some trouble getting out of the thorny bush he happened to be in. As he lied there, he saw Allen and his friends walk out of the Black Order while talking happily.
Kanda stopped on his tracks for a moment to turn his head to him and glared at him. "Baka Usagi, if you don't finish cleaning by the time we get back I will... do something to you. I just haven't figured it out yet... shut up!" He turned and stormed off.
"Well gee, what the heck was that all about?" Lavi pondered. "Oh man, I better get out of here before something happens to me! Yu never takes me so lightly!" He fidgets around and still realizes that he is still stuck. "Damn it, now how am I going to get out of here?" He then thought up an idea. "Hey Bookman!"
"I'm a little busy for the moment, can it wait?" He called to him from afar.
"You mean you won't help your assistant?"
"I would if I could, but I'm currently stuck in the bathroom right now and I can't get out."
"Uh... wait how can you even hear me?"
"I'm a couple floors above you and the window is open!"
The red-head looked up. "Ah, I see ya!" Then he thought up another idea. "Hey, this might seem a little stupid but how about you make a line of towels?"
"Can I ask why?"
"So I can climb myself out like a rope in a quicksand."
"You think it'll work? There aren't many towels here."
"Just try it!"
"Ok then...?" A few moments later a bunch of towels fall out of the window to reach for Lavi to pull... only it was only about one or two floors high.
"Is that it?"
"Like I said there aren't many towels here."
"Then can ya throw me some paper rolls or something?" A roll falls and hits his head. "I didn't mean it like that!"
"Well next time can ya be more specific!?"
"Ugh, fine." As he pouted to himself, he thought of yet another idea! "Hey Timcampy, can you come over here to help me!?" He yelled out.
"What are you trying to do?"
"Trying to get help from the other side, I don't want to wait!"
"Ah, ok."
Lavi waited and found that there was no response. "Tim please just wake up and get out here for just a second!" The golden bunny yawned and floated over to the window. He gets smacked by its side and falls off, eventually he flies up exhausted and goes over to where Lavi is... and tries to leave again. "Don't be a smart ass, just find a way to get me out of here... please? I'll give you a cookie if ya do." The bunny sighed and sluggishly floats away.
"Think he left you?" Bookman asked.
"Nah, I feel pretty confident that he's going to get something for me to help get me out of this." Lavi replied casually. A while later Timcampy comes back through the window.
"Oh hey there, you came back. Did you find anything buddy?" He looked up and asked. The gold rabbit hurries back in to drag out a lighter for him to use. "Wow, nice work, where did you- uh, what are you doing with that?" He ignites the lighter for him... I think. "Uh oh."
.-.-.-.
"I honestly have no idea how you managed to do that..." Lavi coughed while his skin and clothes were dusty black. "...ah well, at least I'm out, thank goodness." He wiped his forehead in relief. He turned to the gold bunny. "I'll be sure to reward you later, ok? Now then, I think it's time to clean up before YU know who comes back! Now where the hell could that cleaning stuff be?" He pondered to himself. He looks to see the door to Komui's lab open and walked over to check up on him. "Hey, where can I find a bucket to clean-?"
"It's in the kitchen." He replied without looking at him. There was a pause. "I'm not letting you touch any of my inventions Lavi. You made that mess, so you should clean it up in a normal way."
"Aw man." Lavi leaves and goes to the kitchen to where Jeff (or Jerry, I forgot his name) the chef is making some ingredients and filling them in with buckets.
"Oh hey Lavi, how's it going?" He greeted.
"Going fine, I guess... what are you doing?"
"Trying to make some new recipes for impressing Allen-chan... I wonder what he'll think of it!"
"Uh... ok?" He glanced over and happened to see one on the floor which was covered with water. "What's up with the bucket over there?" The red-head pointed toward it.
"Ah that, the ceiling leaked so I tried covering it up with a bucket."
He looked up and saw a creak on the ceiling and water was dripping out. 'Just what was Bookman even doing in there?' He thought. But that wasn't important right now.
"Ne, do you have any buckets that I could potentially borrow? I need to wash something off."
"My, my, that seems rare to clean something willingly!"
"Actually it's not."
"Oh, then never mind. You can find some over there in the cabinets along with some wash rags and soap, good luck."
"Thanks, I'll need it." As Lavi walked over, he had just remembered something. "Oh, I almost forgot, and one last thing?"
"Yes?"
"Can you make me a cookie?"
"Sure thing."
.-.-.-.
So after that important scene, Lavi walks over with a bucket, wash rag, soap, and a cookie all the way over to the living room and panted in relief. "Not gonna lie, this was a bit painful to carry." The young man [I think] placed the cookie onto the table for Timcampy to eat whenever he would want to get up and eat it. He drags the bucket and other things over to the wall near his 'masterpiece' and starts to get ready for cleaning.
He sighed sadly, knowing that he will have to get rid of this, even after working so hard on it too. But he had to do it... in order to avoid getting punished by Kanda and maybe Allen. "Honestly, how come mine's gotta go and yet Allen's and Yu's have to stay put? I call hacks. Hmm, maybe I should just get rid of Yu know who's for revenge after this... but Timcampy might tell on me, I know he isn't good at keeping secrets. Maybe I should do it just to be a dick or something. Oh whatever, let's just get this over with so I can go read or something." The red-head mixes in the soap and wash rag together inside the bucket, takes it out, and starts to wipe it all over the walls. Riveting, isn't it? A while has passed as he tried to press against the wall trying to get rid of the weird abstract colors. "Gosh, how hard is it to— oh hey, it's starting to come off!" Lavi turned and picked up his paper of the poorly drawn Akuma and took a nice long look at it. "I don't see why they consider it bad... but at least I don't have to wash this away."
Meanwhile, Timcampy later wakes up and yawns lightly. He floated around for a little bit and gets surprised for a moment. "Oh hey, nice to see you awake." Lavi said. The gold rabbit taps Lavi and moves around frantically while he wasn't looking at the wall still. "Huh, what's the matter Tim? Do you really think my drawing is that— bad?" Lavi turned to see something big and green coming out of a piece of paper. It started to grow some leaves and thorns. "Oh shoot. RUN FOR IT!" As it nearly gets larger and fills up the room, Lavi and Timcampy make a break for it before they get trapped inside.
.-.-.-.
After escaping, the two turn to see the door break down as it starts to spread. "Uh... this is weird... what the hell is going on!?" He panics.
"Something wrong Lavi?" Komui comes out of the room and asked. When he sees the thing, he gasps. "Holy crap, Lavi what did you do!?"
"Why are you assuming that I did this?"
"Oh... so you didn't do this then?"
"NO! I honestly have no idea how—"
"Shoot, it's getting bigger, quick get inside!"
Lavi and Timcampy run over to Komui's room to hide in. They barricade the doors and wait there silently for a while. Eventually Lavi broke the silence. "So... do you have any idea what is going on?"
"No clue," Komui replied, "But whatever this is, or wherever it came from, we need to get rid of it as soon as possible."
"Wait, I think I remember seeing that come out of Yu-chan's paper thing..." The red-head scratched his chin to go into deep thoughts.
"So what you're saying is..." Komui raised an eyebrow.
"I didn't do it for once, strike-u!"
"How is that a strike? And why would Kanda draw and use it to destroy this place? I didn't even know he could draw!"
"You're concerned about that!?"
"That and the fact that we're going to die unless we—"
"Wait, then if that's the case... then that also means that his Moyashi is attacking us!"
"Wait... what? That's a bean sprout!? It doesn't even look like—"
"Hey, can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there!?" A familiar voice called out to them, which made the two jump with shock.
"Kanda, how can you hear us? A-are you a ghost or did you break in somehow?" Komui asked.
'I kind of wish I could do both. That'd be hilarious to see there reactions.' "Neither, I'm outside and can hear you guys screaming."
"But how—"
"I have awesome hearing damn it!"
Just then, the stuff barricading the door falls over and the vines continue to grow inside the room. "Crap, we don't have much time in here anymore!" Lavi cried.
"If only you didn't interrupt me!" Komui cried. "Quick, we need to get some magic potions and vials and test out what can get rid of all this before—" The vines move about and destroy some things. "—WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP INTERRUPTING ME!?" Luckily (?) he was able to get only a few as he, Timcampy, and Lavi all open some windows to escape outside of the Black Order building place.
.-.-.-.
After getting outside, they saw Kanda was standing there waiting impatiently for them. "What took you so long?" He asked while crossing his arms and holding his Mugen like a boss... or something.
"What do you mean 'what took us so long'!? We almost got killed and we could say the same for you!" Lavi talked back at him... I think for once.
"Didn't feel like doing anything to help though, you seemed to have got it under control anyway."
"NO WE DID—"
"Guys, what's done is done, we still need to—" Komui said but paused briefly. He looked around and then turned back to Kanda. "Where's Lenalee?"
"Oh that. I got bored so I decided to run ahead of Moyashi and your sis so I can hurry up and see the look on Lavi's face when I had arrived early... and it wasn't worth it."
"Kanda, you really should wait for other peop- what the heck is that!?" Lenalee comes over panting and gasps when she sees the building.
"Lenalee-chan, you're ok!" Komui rushes over happily and hugs his sister.
"Uh, yeah I am, but are you ok?"
"I am now thanks to you!"
"I'm glad... but what is that over there?"
"Oh." He clears his throat and explains the scenario as quickly as possible. "And here we are right now."
"Ah, that makes sense... not."
More panting was heard meanwhile as Allen sluggishly walks over feeling exhausted. "Hey guys, sorry I'm late." He stops dead in his tracks and looks up. "What is that abomination up there?"
"Oh, that's just my drawing going out of control." Kanda replied casually, then yelled: "And yours isn't any better you dumb twit!"
"Hey, I at least put more effort into it than you." Allen complained. "And besides, who left the other with all the groceries?"
"What does that even have to do with-?"
"Guys enough, we have bigger things to worry about here!"
"Fine." They both muttered.
"So what do we do now? How do we stop this thing from taking over the Black Order and quite possibly the whole world if we're not careful?" Lenalee asked.
"Well," Komui replied with some bottles still in his hand, "We could always use some of these that I found in the lab and try to test—"
"Hey you guys!" A voice shouted.
"OH COME ON!"
The others turned and saw it was none other than Bookman standing on top of the building waving to them with something odd in his hand
"Bookman, how'd you get out of there?" Allen shouted back.
"Simple really, I used the windows. And don't worry, Jeff is fine too! He's hiding right now as we speak!"
"Ne, what's in your hand?" Lavi asked.
"Oh this, it's the key to getting this place back to normal!" He begins to fold it up like a paper airplane and places something inside of it before preparing to toss it to them. "Here, catch this!" He throws it elegantly over to them as it eventually (and surely and slowly) lands onto Allen's hands.
The white-haired boy opens it up and stares at the paper for a while.
"Well, what's it say Moyashi?" Kanda asked, leaning over to get a better look at the paper.
"Well..." Allen said, "It seems to be just a picture of my drawing that I made earlier today."
"...Say what?"
"Oh and there's also this note. I can read it to ya if you want."
'Why didn't you mention that first then?' "Fine, go ahead and tell us what it says."
"It seems to say that the only way to save the Black Order is to fight art with art and..."
"What does that even mean? And why did he just write that on toilet paper?"
"There wasn't any other paper to use, ok?" Bookman tried to protest. "Just hurry up, it's up to you guys now! No pressure!"
"Wait why don't you go and—?"
"I gotta make sure everyone still inside is ok, and also to get our equipments, good luck to all of you, and especially to you Lavi!" He jumps back inside.
"Of course, this all makes sense now!" The white-haired boy exclaimed.
"Huh, what does?"
"I thought about it for a while and now I figured it out! Hey Lavi, remember when you mentioned that you invented those crayons earlier today?" He turned to Lavi and asked.
"Oh, yeah I remember." Lavi replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Well I'm not entirely sure, but I think that new invention of yours wasn't just ordinary crayons... especially since they were used to bring that bean sprout (or moyashi) to life!"
"No way..."Lavi' eyes widened. "So what you're saying is... this all happened because of me?" He hung his head down. "But I... I just wanted to make something cool."
"It's ok to make mistakes and not be useful all the time, it's just what we all are inside... that help?"
"No, but I appreciate you trying."
"Um... guys." Kanda muttered.
"Yes—"
"This is not the time to be developing a shit bromance! WE HAVE AN INVASION! DON'T YOU DUMBASSES REMEMBER!?"
"Of course we remember BaKanda!" Allen brushed off with ease.
"What was that!?"
"GUYS! FOCUS!" Lenalee shouted and broke the two apart. "We need to find a way to get these... 'drawings' into life so that they can help us!"
"Right!"
"I think this is where these potions can come from." Komui holds the bottles in air. "Maybe if we combine this or at least test these out then maybe we can get them out of the paper and help us out here!"
"Yeah, I guess we can try that, after all it's better than doing nothing..." Lavi shrugged.
"Let's do it then." Kanda snatches the bottles and then dumps them all out on the paper one at a time.
"What the hell do YU do that for?"
"Wanted to get done quickly."
"How are we supposed to know if it worked though?" Lenalee uttered from her breath.
"Maybe we could wait—"
They then get interrupted by a flying weird looking object getting thrown out of the house and landing on the ground next to the others. Getting himself out of the ground and rubbing the dirt off, it was revealed to be cheese head as he apparently got kicked out of the Black Order.
"What the hell is going on here? Who's responsible for this crap!?" He screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Huh, it seems like my drawing didn't like you that much." Kanda snickered.
"What'd you say punk?"
"Hey guys, look over there!" Allen pointed at the paper below.
The paper then starts to glow as some colors start to pop out and form together. It... Uh, well makes up something and got its weapons and powers and looked... weird.
'I... think I'm gonna be sick.' Kanda and Lavi thought. 'Why did this have to happen?'
"Cool, so your obnoxious screaming and complaining somehow managed to get them back into life." Lenalee cheered in a mundane voice.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY YOU DEMON—" Chīzuheddo turned to Allen and shouted.
"Um... I said it, not him you moron."
"But didn't he cause this?"
"No, that was Lavi. So you're wrong."
"Oh... well I still blame him though just because—"
"Fuck you." Komui said.
"Hey why'd you interrupt—?"
"Now you know how I feel when I get interrupted you dumb jerk! AND NO YELLING AT MY SISTER!"
"Hey can you help get rid of the monster over there?" Allen asked his drawings, pretty much ignoring what you know who said (you should too).
"And can you take this loser with you?" Kanda pointed to Chum next to him.
They nodded in agreement and sluggishly walked over to pick up Chokapi up and fly off over the building. As the bean sprout monster reaches over and tries to attack them, the three split up and fight its different ways. Drawing Kanda picks up his 'mugen' and slices the sprouts in half while jumping from pillar to pillar, drawing Lavi jumps around to try and tie itself up and distract it, and drawing Allen uses his red laser eye powers to blind the moyashi monster from attacking and destroying the place anymore. The two drawings grab their arms and stretch them out revealing its weak point as drawing Allen uses Cho as bait and chucks him into the spot, causing it to blow up into paper confetti.
As the others watch in awe over how the place and world is saved, and that Allen and Kanda's drawings are questionable, Bookman comes out and walks over to congratulate them. "Nice going you guys, I knew you could do it!" He complimented them kindly.
"Yeah, to be honest, I had no idea Moyashi's drawings would take down... moyashi in such an anti climax!" Kanda replied.
"Yeah, I thought it would at least last longer than that." Lenalee added.
"We will always remember them though for what they had done for us..." Allen said.
'For all the wrong reasons.' Kanda thought to himself. "Hey, wait, how are the others?" He asked Bookman.
"Oh, well there all doing perfectly fine... except for maybe Chaoji."
"Eh, that's what he gets for messing with my sweet sister." Komui retorted.
"Komui..."
"What?"
.-.-.-.
Epilogue?
As the gang gets inside and tries to clean up the mess that the others have made, Lavi looks over and sees his bizarre drawing on the wall still. He walks over and places his hand on it sadly.
Bookman walks over and places his hand on his shoulder. "I'm proud that you at least learned your lesson and tried to fix your mistake kid." Bookman said. "Tell you what, how about next time we can all teach you how to do better at inventing things, you know, in case Komui gets sick or something?"
"You mean you'd do that?"
"Well Allen gave us the idea and we figured it would be ok! Right Al?"
They turn to see Allen standing right behind them with a smile... and Kanda was right next to him. "Alright, since you failed to clean I guess it's time for a punishment."
"Aw man, this again?" Lavi moaned.
"Ne Kanda, how about you lay it off him." Allen suggested. "The guy's been through a lot and has learned his lesson, why not let him go for once?"
This shocked Kanda. "But... I... I love punishments."
"Kanda..."
Eventually he gave in. "Fine, whatever."
Lavi and the others cheered. Lavi then wondered something. "Hey, how come my drawings didn't come to life or anything?"
"Simple really, what did you use to get rid of the effects?" Komui turns a corner and asked.
"With cleaning supplies of course!" Lenalee added.
"Who wants food?" Jerry asked.
"Aw man, I wanted to see them alive too..."
"Huh?" The others turned towards him.
"I mean sure, I'll have some!"
The others head on over to the kitchen and continue there everyday and weird lives.
Also Timcampy eats the cookie Lavi gave him, that is also really important to note.
The End... For Now
AN: Whelp, that concludes another exciting adventure of what they COULD do outside of there usual shtick. I was thinking of ending the stories here, but I kind of think I want to keep going with its weird ideas and silly antics. I don't know why but I like writing them as weird, ok? Also I'm still waiting for a day to make my sister scoff at how much I'm trying to ruin her lovely imagery on the show but that'll probably never happen... am I evil or something? I dunno. Consider this a season one finale or something, I may plan on some more soon in the future (maybe I should have season two as a separate story or something? I dunno, what do you guys think?)... but first I gotta try to take care of other projects.
Dang, this was hands down the longest story I've made ever and it also took the longest to complete. Oh well, I'm glad I was able to get this on my sister NekoAllenLover's birthday again... speaking of this is the one year anniversary of My Innocent Life, thank you all so much for taking the time of day to read these and I really appreciate the feedback and comments about them (or just views in general)
Oh and by the way, I know I spelled and pronounced Chaoji's name wrong and it was on purpose... seriously, I don't know anybody that likes this guy (from what I heard from her) and I honestly think it's funny just to see him suffer. I dunno, does that make me a bad person? Also, apologies if I wrote Bookman wrong, it was my first attempt and my sis doesn't talk about him much so I didn't have much to work with...
Wow this is getting way too long, so I better cut it off here then. Thank you all so very much for reading this and I hope you're having a fantastic day. See you guys next time~
P.S., happy birthday NekoAllenLover, I hope you liked it... kind of :3