To answer a question in the reviews I'm not sure if I'll make it into an mpreg or not yet, I'm making it up as I go but that is a possibility that I might go with in the future. I haven't planned out this story in detail, I just make it up as I go the only thing set in stone in this story is the outcome of it.
The next morning Sasuke managed to find his way to the living room on his own while Itachi took a ridiculously long shower. Sasuke walked into the living room and instantly regretted that he had managed to find it as everyone in the room instantly started to stare at him. Sasuke was just about to turn around and walk back out when Tobi ran up to him and stood in front of him bouncing with what Sasuke assumed was excitement.
"So are you going to have a baby?" Tobi asked in an excited voice.
"No! What the hell gave you that idea!" Sasuke yelled, he felt a little bad about yelling when he managed to startle Tobi.
"Why not? You and Itachi would make a cute baby" Tobi said timidly, Sasuke had to work to hear him.
"I'm not going to have Itachis baby! Or anyone elses!" Sasuke snarled quietly, glaring at the room full of people.
Konan looked at him a little uneasily and started looking at the wall while Sasuke gave her a confused look. 'Surely she doesn't want me to do this either, I thought she was the sane one here' Sasuke thought a little upset at the thought of losing an ally.
"We might want to discuss this some other time when there isn't a stranger in the room" Konan said quietly looking over towards the corner where he saw Naruto, Sakura, and worst of all Kakashi, all staring at him in shock.
"I officially hate you all" Sasuke said glaring around the room.
"You've been saying that since you got here un, just get over it Sasuke, it's not like you're going anywhere anytime soon yeah" Deidara said with a smirk.
"Says you, I'll find a way out of this hell hole eventually" Sasuke growled as he glared at Deidara.
"I might show you how, for the right price yeah" Deidara said giving Sasuke a suggestive look as he walked towards him.
"Touch me and die blondie!" Sasuke said quickly backing away and running into someone else. Sasuke was about to pull away when the person he ran into wrapped his arms around him and pulled him closer.
"I knew you liked me too" Zetsu purred in his ear. Sasuke immediately started struggling to get away but froze when he felt something poking him in the back.
"That had better be your finger" Sasuke growled not even looking back at the plant man.
"I guess you could call it a finger if you wanted to" Zetsu said with a chuckle.
Sasuke was about to start yelling in protest when Zetsu suddenly released him and shoved him away, Sasuke sighed in relief until he saw the reason.
"No, please continue, it always makes my day when somebody defiles my baby brother" Itachi said in a deadly voice while he glared at Zetsu.
"Relax Itachi, I wasn't going to do anything, this time" Zetsu said chuckling.
"Something tells me that you aren't here of your own free will Sasuke" Kakashi said with a sigh.
"What would give you that idea Kakashi?" Sasuke snarled.
"Great now he's pissy un, Great job Kakuzu, he's sexy when he's pissy" Deidara said winking at Sasuke.
"Drop dead blondie" Sasuke snarled he was getting really annoyed now.
"Stop calling me blondie, brat" Deidara growled glaring at Sasuke.
"BLONDIE!" Sasuke made sure to drag it out and was enjoying the sudden twitch that Deidara got. Deidara shoved him into the wall right next to Kakashi and got right up in his face.
"Soon Itachi won't be here to protect you and I'm so gonna rape your ass again, without the lube" Deidara snarled giving Sasuke a sadistic smirk.
"Touch my brother again and you'll die" Itachi said in a deadly voice.
"Again? God you people are sick to do that to a young boy" Kakashi said in shock as he stared at Sasuke with concern.
"Yeah well get used to it, they are all sick here" Sasuke growled, pushing away from the wall.
"Hey! I thought you liked me!" Konan said in an offended voice.
"You're okay, you're the only one here that I can stand" Sasuke said a little apologetically.
"Yay! I'm the only one he likes" Konan cheered as Sasuke sighed dejectedly, even his ally here was crazy.
"It's not rape if you like it, and he did, he's just too shy to admit it" Zetsu said with pride as Sasuke cringed.
"Nobody would have liked that Zetsu and you drugged me afterwards" Sasuke yelled forgetting that not everyone knew about that instance yet.
"How many times has this happened Sasuke?" Kakashi asked in a worried voice.
"Can we stop talking about this?" Sasuke said feeling a little trapped now.
"Appearantly not enough to teach him to stay close to me" Itachi said earning a glare from Sasuke.
"I'm going to tell them all about your greatest childhood fear if you don't shut up" Sasuke snarled getting a glare from Itachi.
"That's ok I can always get my revenge later" Itachi said giving Sasuke a meaningful look. Sasuke just stuttered, he wasn't sure how to respond to that threat.
"Don't worry Sasuke we'll get you out of here!" Naruto yelled hoping up and getting knocked back down by Hidan.
"Not until we have a mini Sasuke and Itachi!" Hidan yelled, he'd been drinking again.
"Shut up Hidan!" Sasuke yelled, that was something he didn't want any of them to know about, especially Kakashi.
"You're trying to clone Sasuke?" Naruto yelled in horror.
"No, we're going to get him pregnant with Itachis baby and then we'll have the prettiest baby ever!" Hidan yelled joyfully.
"Would you people stop letting him drink!" Sasuke yelled glaring at Hidan.
"That's impossible, you can't get a boy pregnant" Kakashi said shaking his head.
"You can with my experiment, which I will do for free, the child will be used as an example and I'll make millions" Kakuzu said drooling a bit as he flung his arm around Sasuke and drug him to his side.
"Stop touching me" Sasuke said with a shudder.
"No we aren't, Sasuke is still too young for that kind of thing" Itachi said pulling Sasuke away from Kakuzu.
"IS THAT STILL YOUR ONLY REASON!" Sasuke yelled staring at Itachi in disbelief as his old team gave them a look of pure horror.
"You are too young, and it might be a good option when you're older and a little more ready for kids" Itachi said thoughtfully.
"Please tell me you guys came here to kill me" Sasuke said looking over at where his old team sat.
"We came to find you and now we'll bust you out and take you back to the leaf village where you belong!" Naruto yelled with a look of pure confidence.
"Ok that's quite enough, put the captives in one of the rooms and Itachi, for the last time don't molest your brother, I'm not dealing with a pregnant teenage boy" Pein said looking around the room.
"What about while he still can't get pregnant, can I play with him then" Itachi asked looking at Pein.
"No" pein said obviously annoyed.
"I wasn't going to rape him, I was going to seduce him" Itachi said making Sasuke stare at him in disbelief.
"No touching your brother!" Pein yelled at Itachi.
"I'm not giving up" Itachi said pulling Sasuke closer as Pein yelled in frustration and stormed out of the room. Sasuke elbowed Itachi in the gut and ducked away as he doubled over and glared at Sasuke. He'd probably pay for that later but he wasn't about to let Itachi get handsy in front of Kakashi and the others.
"Can I just share a room with my old team now?" Sasuke asked looking over at konan.
"I'll talk to Pein about it later until then just don't go back to your room alone" Konan said softly trying to reassure Sasuke.
Sasuke just sighed and nodded, glad to have at least one friend in this hell hole. The thing that freaked him out the most tho wasn't the idea of Itachi touching him, it was the fact that he actually started to like Itachi touching him and kissing him. He was kinda hoping that Konan could convince Pein to let him stay with his old team cause then he wouldn't have to wonder if Itachi was actually going to succeed in seducing him. Sasuke shuddered a bit at the memory of how when they were kissing Sasuke had actually been willing to try it for a minute, he still couldn't believe it. What upset him more about that instance was that he had kissed Itachi willing, not only once but three times! And he had liked it, a lot. At that moment Pein walked back in looking a little sheepish for some reason.
"I just realized that there was a girl in the new group, she'll be put in Konans room, we can't put girls with guys" Pein said and turned to walk out of the room.
"Wait, can Sasuke be put with his old team, it could be a better arrangement" Konan said quickly before Pein could escape.
"I'm afraid not, he's still safer with Itachi, he seems to be too popular for his own good" Pein said looking at Sasuke like it was his fault.
"Why are you giving me that look hole head? It's not my fault you lead a group of perverted idiots" Sasuke yelled, giving Pein a death glare.
"You are too pretty for your own good Sasuke" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Stop calling me pretty you perverted bastard" Sasuke hissed.
"Aww don't get so worked up Sasuke, there's nothing wrong with being sexy" Itachi said with obvious amusement.
"When I find a way out of here I'm killing you first" Sasuke growled starting to walk away.
"Don't you want to go with your old team and catch up Sasuke? It's rude to ignore guests" Itachi said mockingly.
"I had every intention of going with them, they're a lot better company than you are" Sasuke said glaring back at Itachi.
"Now you're just being bratty" Itachi said slightly offended, Sasuke just headed over to Kakashi and the others with a smirk.
Sasuke wasn't cruel enough to be glad that they were stuck here too, but on the good side Naruto seemed to be safe and Konan would look after Sakura and he wasn't worried about Kakashi. Altho Sasuke was glad that he had someplace he could go to avoid all the perverts and he figured if he stuck around Kakashi that he'd be relatively safer than before. What Sasuke hadn't counted on was that as soon as they got to the room where Naruto and Kakashi would be kept both of them turned on him with determination in their eyes.
"How long have you been here?" Kakashi asked with a look that dared Sasuke to lie to him.
"I don't know a few weeks, I'm not sure how long exactly" Sasuke said looking at the floor as he sat on one of the beds, just what he needed, an interrogation.
"How did you get here?" Kakashi asked in a suspicious tone, Sasuke glared up at him when he heard the tone.
"I can't remember, Itachi said his partner brought me here, but I don't exactly trust him" Sasuke said a little offended by Kakashis tone.
"Why would Itachis partner bring you here?" Kakashi asked still a little suspicious.
"I'd rather not answer that if you don't mind" Sasuke said glaring at the floor.
"Why not? It's a simple question Sasuke" Naruto said as he glared at Sasuke.
"Fine Kisame brought me here for Itachi. Happy?" Sasuke snapped.
"What do you mean he brought you here for Itachi?" Naruto asked confused.
"Just drop it dobe, I don't want to talk about it" Sasuke growled giving naruto a death glare, if he kept this up his face would be set in a permanent glare.
"It can't be that bad, even if you considered joining him, but why did he want to work with you, I thought you two hated eachother" Naruto said completely missing it.
"He didn't want to work with me you moron" Sasuke snapped before he thought about it and looked down at the floor in embarrassment, he should have just let Naruto believe it was just for work.
"Sasuke? What exactly happened when you got here?" Kakashi asked carefully as he looked at Sasuke.
"Nothing ok! Can we just drop this subject? I can't believe that's all you want to talk about!" Sasuke yelled getting defensive.
"Okay then we won't talk about it anymore" Kakashi said soothingly.
"Why are we just sitting here, lets bust out of here" Naruto yelled jumping to his feet.
"Go ahead and try but you won't make it out" Sasuke said as if it was obvious.
"Sure we will we can take these guys, no problem" Naruto yelled getting excited.
"You'll run into one of them on the way and they each have a good defense, they're idiots but they're effective idiots" Sasuke said calmly, quoting what Pein had said a while back.
"Their defenses can't be that good" Naruto said looking at Sasuke in annoyance.
"Sasori has unbreakable chakra strings that he can catch a fly with, Deidara can make a bomb that can follow you and latch onto you, Kakuzu has these strings that come from inside his body and can crush you, Hidan can hit anything dead on with his scythe up to a hundred yards away, Konan can smother you with heavy paper, Pein can skewer you with rods that come from those piercings, Itachi has the mangekyo and speed, Zetsu can summon vines to snag you from anywhere, Kisame has the samehada that eats your chakra until you pass out, and Tobi is just a mystery, tho he's appearantly the most dangerous guy here" Sasuke said calmly rattling off what he knew.
"How do you know all of this?" Kakashi asked a little surprised.
"I've watched them train, they don't care since they say I'm never going to be allowed to leave, they even let me walk around without supervision, they're very confident in their defenses, with good reasons" Sasuke said a little dejectedly, he honestly didn't know if he'd ever get out of here.
"They seem to like you here" Naruto said out of nowhere.
"I'm flattered really" Sasuke scoffed.
"What's wrong with them liking you, doesn't that mean you're safer" Naruto asked confused.
"They want me to be Itachis lover and have his baby, so I'm not thrilled about being liked" Sasuke said before he thought about it.
"But you two are brothers and even if they found a way for you to get pregnant, you have to have sex to get pregnant and you and Itachi wouldn't do that" Naruto said a little nervousy as he tried to reassure his friend. Sasuke just seemed to become even more depressed at this.
"I'm doomed, Itachi is already considering it, I know he is. He probably thinks it'll help us bond or something, he's really insane, and it seems like he's in love with me and not just as a brother." Sasuke ranted looking at Kakashi in slight desperation.
"I'm sure we can find a way out of this mess Sasuke, don't worry, just try to keep your head down and keep going with what works until we do" Kakashi said soothingly as he patted Sasukes shoulder.
Suddenly the door opened and there stood Zetsu with a big grin, earning a glare from Kakashi as he felt Sasuke actually start to tremble a bit when he saw who it was.
"Itachi told me to come and get you" Zetsu said smiling at Sasuke.
"Liar, Itachi said to stay away from you so he wouldn't send you to get me" Sasuke snapped. Zetsu went over and grabbed Sasukes hair, yanking him towards the door, Kakashi was about to stop him when Zetsu froze and released Sasuke to stare out the door. Itachi stood there glaring at Zetsu as if he was ready to kill him.
"What are you doing to my brother Zetsu?" Itachi asked in a dangerously low voice that made Sasuke go back over to Kakashi where it was safer.
"I was just about to bring him to you" Zetsu lied quickly, even Zetsu didn't want to be on the receiving end of the mangekyo.
"Well since I'm already here you can just go" Itachi said in a mockingly sweet voice.
Zetsu hurried out the door and Itachi turned his attention to Sasuke.
"Are you alright?" Itachi asked calmly watching Sasuke.
"Yeah" Sasuke mumbled looking at the floor.
"Lets go, Konan is making everyone dinner to celebrate" Itachi said with a sigh.
"To celebrate what?" Sasuke asked warily, he was a little worried that Konan had killed Sakura.
"To celebrate her newest little sister and all the super fun they're going to have" Itachi quoted with another sigh. "as if one crazy girl wasn't enough"
Sasuke looked confused but decided not to ask any more questions.
"You two are coming as well, she wants everyone there and said Sakura should have her friends too" Itachi said sounding slightly annoyed.
Sasuke shrugged and got up to follow motioning for Kakashi and Naruto to do the same. They got to the dinning room and Sasuke shot backwards as he heard a bunch of screeching then ran towards the kitchen to see what was going on. Sasuke paused at the door and just stared at the scene before him, Sakura and Konan were jumping up and down in the middle of the kitchen babbling about which guys were the cutest. Sasuke slowly backed out of the kitchen and went back into the dining room turning to meet the curious looks of the people behind him.
"So much for her being a captive, it's almost like Sakura likes it here" Sasuke muttered looking back at the kitchen in disbelief.
"You'd like it more too if you'd stop sulking when things don't go your way" Itachi said with a shrug.
"With everything you people have done to me since I've gotten here, I have good reason to sulk" Sasuke snarled glaring at Itachi who just glared back.
"You're just being a baby Sasuke, it wasn't that bad" Itachi snapped refusing to back down.
"You knocked me out and made me have surgery!" Sasuke snarled, he wouldn't lose this fight.
"That was for your own good, you'd be dead now if I hadn't done that" Itachi snapped
"Well you didn't have to try to molest me afterwards" Sasuke snarled.
"I didn't actually go thru with it" Itachi said
"Only because I said I'd kill myself if you tried" Sasuke shot back.
"I still think that was a little over kill at the time" Itachi muttered.
"It got you to back off, didn't it?" Sasuke said with a triumphant smirk.
"Maybe but what about now?" Itachi asked smirking at Sasuke as he moved closer.
"Now? What do you mean?" Sasuke asked warily as he backed up cautiously.
"You're looking pretty cute right now Sasuke" Itachi said with a smirk getting closer.
"Knock it off Itachi, stop getting so close" Sasuke stuttered backing up a bit more.
"But I want to be close to you Sasuke" Itachi said with a chuckle as he lunged forward and tackled Sasuke to the ground.
"Get off!" Sasuke yelled glaring up at Itachi as everyone burst into the room to see what was going on. Sasuke was about to start yelling again when Konan and Sakura grabbed Itachi by the collar and yanked him up.
"Stop scaring Sasuke" Sakura yelled glaring at Itachi.
"I can scare him all I want he's my little brother" Itachi said going to latch onto Sasuke again while he was getting up. They fell to the floor again but this time Sasuke was on his stomach and struggling to climb out from under Itachi.
"You're such a perv Itachi" Sasuke grunted still trying to get him off.
"Itachi, release your brother" Pein said as he just casually walked thru the kitchen. Sasuke sighed in relief when Itachi grudgingly let him go and got off of him. Sasuke pushed himself up off the floor and turned around to see Kakashi and Naruto staring at him in shock.
"Thanks for the help guys, I really appreciated how you tried to pull him off" Sasuke snapped.
"What were we supposed to do?" Naruto asked a little confused.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter" Sasuke muttered as he went into the dinning room.
Sasuke went to find a seat and was pulled into the one near Itachi, he glared over at him and was a little relieved to see that Pein was sitting across from them giving Itachi a warning look. Kakashi came out and gave Sasuke a confused look when he saw where he was sitting but Sasuke just turned to stare at the table cloth, he really didn't want to start anything else, he still had to share a room with Itachi and so far Itachi had been a decent room mate. Itachi didn't normally act like this and Sasuke was wondering why today was so different, usually as long as they were in the main house he left Sasuke alone and only insisted that he stay close, which Sasuke had never really minded, why the change?
Ok so this chapter started a whole new bout of drama and possibilities. I got the idea from a suggestion given by the elegant shadow, I may have revised the idea a bit but I never would have thought of it without your review. I know that some of you may not see the value in this chapter but I assure you it will be instrumental in helping Itachi and Sasuke work out all their problems. Which will happen sooner or later. I hope you liked it and I will repost when I can. Please let me know what you think of the story, I look forward to your reviews.