Sasuke walked quickly down the hall trying to clear his head, not even noticing that he was being followed again. He finally snapped back to reality and realized that he was lost yet again. 'Maybe if I retrace my steps I'll find out where I am' Sasuke thought going to turn around and remembering that he had no idea where he came from. Sasuke went down the hall and looked around the corner to see if anyone was there, maybe one of the members would lead him back to the room he shared with Itachi, or at least to the living room. He was just trying to decide which direction to go when he was grabbed from behind and before he knew it his back was against the wall and he was staring with surprise at Zetsus smiling face. Sasuke sighed in relief and relaxed a bit, earning a confused look from Zetsu.
"You must like me now" Zetsu said with a grin.
"No I just thought you were someone else" Sasuke said pushing at Zetsu to let go of him, Zetsu didn't let go tho.
"Oh and who is that?" Zetsu asked curiously, he'd seen how much Sasuke enjoyed being around his old sensei at least.
"It doesn't matter" Sasuke said quickly, intriguing Zetsu.
"But I'm curious to know why you are all the way out here" Zetsu said with another grin.
"What did you want Zetsu?" Sasuke asked trying to avoid answering that question.
"You" Zetsu said with a predatory grin.
"No, now get off" Sasuke growled.
"I'll give you something to relax so it won't hurt as bad" Zetsu said reassuringly.
"I'm having enough issues with my body right now, and I'm not sure I want any herbs or anything that might make it worse" Sasuke snapped glaring at Zetsu.
"What kind of issues? Was Itachi a little too rough with you?" Zetsu asked leaning closer.
"Me and Itachi are none of your business and if you really want to know about my issues then go talk to Kakuzu, maybe if you loom over him and threaten to eat him he'll reverse it and I can kill him sooner" Sasuke said ranting a little and earning a slightly concerned look from Zetsu.
"If I do then will you play with me?" Zetsu asked tugging at Sasukes shirt.
Sasuke thought about this a little bit and decided that it wasn't worth it.
"Agreeing to do that is what got me into this mess and the last time we played I couldn't move for two days without it hurting" Sasuke muttered angrily.
"No need to be so moody" Zetsu said frowning at Sasuke.
"I have every right to be moody right now" Sasuke growled giving Zetsu a death glare.
"You're not going to lighten up any time soon are you?" Zetsu asked sighing.
"No! I wanna kill that bastard for doing this to me! I'm not a fucking lab rat and he should have had a way to reverse it before he tried it or at least told us about it. If I had known then this never would have happened!" Sasuke ranted not even realizing that he had been released and was currently being led down the hall. Sasuke continued to rant and rave for another 5 minutes before realizing that they were moving.
"Where are we going?" Sasuke asked curiously.
"Are you already done with your rant or are you going to repeat the same thing over again for another hour?" Zetsu asked a little annoyed.
"Where are you taking me?" Sasuke asked slowly.
"The living room so I can find someone who's better equipped to calm you down before you give yourself an aneurysm" Zetsu said still slightly annoyed.
"Shut up" Sasuke growled getting annoyed again.
"What the hell is up with your mood swings today?" Zetsu asked in an exasperated tone.
"I'M NOT HAVING MOOD SWINGS!" Sasuke yelled not even caring about the glare he received for yelling in Zetsus ear.
They made it to the living room and found Itachi asking everyone if they had seen him. Zetsu marched up to Itachi and shoved Sasuke towards Him.
"I found him and he's pissy about something" Zetsu said in an annoyed tone before turning to walk away.
"How'd you piss him off" Itachi asked looking after Zetsu in surprise.
"He started acting all perverted and it pissed me off so I bitched him out and he got pissy that he didn't get his way, I guess he also thought it was too much trouble to rape me again too" Sasuke said a little proud of himself for being too annoying to rape.
"You're the only one I've met that can avoid being raped by being annoying and bitching" Itachi said looking at Sasuke like he was an alien.
"Stop looking at me like that" Sasuke growled.
"Now that you've apparently blown up at Zetsu do you feel a little better?" Itachi asked carefully.
"I guess, but I'd feel better if I could kill him for this" Sasuke growled.
"Why is he wanting to kill Zetsu, I thought you said he didn't rape you un" Deidara asked looking at Sasuke like he was crazy.
"Not Zetsu you dumb ass, I was talking about Kakuzu" Sasuke snapped glaring at Deidara.
"Why would you want to kill Kakuzu you little psycho?" Deidara asked glaring at Sasuke.
"Because he actually deserves it, I'd kill him too, but we need him to figure out how to fix this mess that he caused" Itachi said with forced calm.
Deidara looked at them both in confusion for a bit before his eyes went wide and he gave them both a stare of disbelief. Deidara looked at Sasuke and started cackling as he walked out the door. Sasuke was glaring after him while everyone else in the room looked after him in confusion before turning to look at Sasuke and Itachi curiously.
It was just Sasori and Hidan in the room and they both stared at Sasuke and Itachi, making them both shift uncomfortably. Sasuke was about to suggest that they leave when Naruto came bursting into the room.
"What's it like? Do you feel any different? How does he know that it actually worked?" Naruto asked running up to Sasuke and yanking his shirt up to press his ear against Sasukes stomach.
"You have five seconds to run before I come kill you" Sasuke hissed in fury as Sasori and Hidan exchanged looks of disbelief as they realized why Deidara had been cackling at them.
"So are you gonna get really fat and have weird cravings and mood swings?" Naruto asked now rubbing Sasukes stomach before getting pulled away by Itachi. Sasuke was shaking with fury and Naruto started backing up when he realized that he'd said the wrong thing.
"I guess the mood swings are starting early with you huh?" Naruto said and then bolted out the door as Sasuke lunged at him.
"You're dead dobe!" Sasuke yelled as he chased Naruto down the hall.
"No fair, I can't fight a pregnant dude" Naruto called behind him.
"Naruto! Get back here!" Sasuke yelled as he chased him around the corner.
Kakashi caught both of them and kept them apart easily since neither of them wanted to upset him.
"Naruto what did you do?" Kakashi asked looking over at Naruto.
"I didn't do anything! He's just having mood swings early!" Naruto yelled and they heard Deidara start cackling from around another corner.
"If you keep saying that I'm killing you" Sasuke hissed.
"What did he do that upset you this time?" Kakashi asked turning to Sasuke.
"He practically told everyone here that I was pregnant" Sasuke growled glaring at Naruto.
"I just wanted to know what it felt like" Naruto mumbled dejectedly.
"ugh! Why do you make it impossible to stay mad at you?" Sasuke yelled pissed at the effect his old friend still had on him.
"Because you love me, that's why we're best friends!" Naruto said cheerfully as he nearly crushed Sasuke with a hug.
"That had better be a friend hug" Itachi said as he walked up to them and glared at Naruto.
"Shut up Itachi, I doubt he's started thinking that way about either gender yet" Sasuke snapped as Itachi looked at Naruto curiously.
"Actually I have" Naruto said blushing slightly and making Itachi glare again.
"Really, about who? Sakura?" Sasuke asked curiously.
"No, Hinata, we started dating a few months ago, apparently she's had a crush on me for years" Naruto said happily as he released Sasuke.
"Everyone knew that but you" Sasuke said with a shrug.
"Yeah well you wouldn't believe how amazing she looks, I'm dating the hottest kunoichi ever!" Naruto said drooling a bit as he thought about her.
"See Itachi you have nothing to worry about" Sasuke said with a smirk, Sasukes smirk faded quickly when he realized what he'd just said and he smacked himself in the forehead at the realization.
"You don't have to be so shy about it Sasuke, especially after last night" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Shut up Itachi!" Sasuke yelled blushing and clamping his hand over Itachis mouth.
Itachi chuckled as he pulled Sasukes hand away and looked down at him.
"I think it's a bit obvious what we were doing last night Sasuke, pretty much everyone knows now" Itachi said with a chuckle.
"You're loving my humiliation aren't you?" Sasuke hissed as he glared up at Itachi.
"Hey don't get pissy with me, it wasn't my fault" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Shut up" Sasuke hissed, he really didn't want his old sensei to be disappointed in him.
"Ok I know I may regret this but did you rape your brother Itachi?" Kakashi asked bluntly, throwing them both off a bit.
"The first couple of times, yes, but last night he was pushing for it, I didn't force him" Itachi said honestly.
"You were going to do it anyway so I figured I may as well just go along with it this time" Sasuke muttered angrily.
"Maybe, but you loved it" Itachi said with a smug look.
"Great I think your ego just got to a whole new level" Sasuke grumbled as he looked anywhere but at Kakashi.
"How many times have you guys done this?" Kakashi asked in shock.
"Just once when I wasn't trying to kill him or get out of the room or already tied down" Sasuke muttered before thinking about it.
"I apologized for the first time" Itachi grumbled looking a little guilty.
"You apologized for the second time too but it doesn't make it go away" Sasuke snapped glaring at Itachi.
"You took me by surprise the first time" Itachi said defensively.
"How do you think I felt, one minute I'm training the next I'm waking up in your room chained to a bed, and if that wasn't strange enough you come in and rape me" Sasuke snapped, his voice raising towards the end.
"I was gentle at least" Itachi said looking guilty again.
"What the hell does that matter, you should have just not touched me" Sasuke yelled.
"I already said I was sorry, I can't travel back in time and change it, and really I did you a favor" Itachi said defensively.
"How was that doing me a favor?" Sasuke asked in shock.
"How much worse do you think it would have been with Deidara if you had still been a virgin?" Itachi snapped.
Sasuke wasn't sure how to respond to that and just stood there staring at Itachi like an idiot.
"But it's still no excuse, so again, I'm sorry I did that, but I thought we had already gotten past that" Itachi said grumbling at the last bit.
"Fine, but after this you aren't touching me again" Sasuke said moodily.
"That's not fair, you liked it last night, and it's not my fault that this happened, I didn't know" Itachi said in a whiney tone, earning a shocked look from Kakashi.
"Come on Sasuke give the guy a break, if he didn't know then it's not his fault, who would have guessed you'd get pregnant?" Naruto said giving Itachi a sympathetic look.
"Are you seriously saying that I should have sex with my brother?" Sasuke asked a little astonished.
"Well you're already pregnant, what else could happen? And it's not like he doesn't like you, and you clearly like him if you went along with it last night" Naruto said with a shrug.
Sasuke and Kakashi stared at him in shock and Itachi grinned.
"I like him, he makes a good point" Itachi said as he wrapped his arms around Sasuke from behind and rested his chin on his head. Sasuke didn't really react to this, he just moved Itachis hands further up when they started to venture lower. Kakashi stared at them in confusion and sighed.
"I never thought I'd have to deal with this kind of thing when I agreed to train you three" Kakashi said scratching his head and watching the scene before him as Sasuke pushed Itachis wandering hands back up.
"Well back then I thought I was going to kill Itachi, not get pregnant with his kid" Sasuke said with strained calm as Itachi tried to lower his hands again.
"You have a point there, none of us could have seen this coming, you sure did make life interesting Sasuke" Kakashi said with a chuckle earning a glare from Sasuke.
"If you don't stop that I'm ripping your arms off" Sasuke growled as Itachis hands started to go down again.
"I just want to play with my sexy brother" Itachi whispered in his ear, causing Sasuke to blush and grab Itachis hands.
"I'm not doing that in the hallway you pervert" Sasuke hissed as he pried Itachis arms off.
Itachi let go with a chuckle as he watched Sasukes face turn bright red as he turned to glare at him. Sasuke went back to talking to Kakashi and Naruto while Itachi just watched him, occasionally glancing at his stomach in curiosity. Sasuke looked over and noticed Itachi staring at his stomach and pulled his shirt down a bit more as he continued to talk. Suddenly Itachi went over and pulled Sasuke into his chest in a hug.
"What the hell Itachi?" Sasuke yelled as he looked up at him in confusion.
Itachi didn't answer, instead he grabbed Sasukes chin and kissed him right in front of Kakashi and Naruto. Sasuke was too shocked to react at first and just stared up at him with wide eyes. Kakashi gave a little cough and Naruto wolf whistled at them. Sasuke finally recovered from the shock and pushed Itachi away with a glare.
"What the hell was that for?" Sasuke yelled glaring at Itachi.
"I just felt like kissing you" Itachi said casually causing Sasuke to pause and stutter a bit.
"I think we'll let you two work this out on your own" Kakashi said as he grabbed Naruto and went towards their room.
"Why did you do that?" Sasuke asked still glaring.
"It just occurred to me that you're actually pregnant" Itachi said with a small grin.
"Yeah, that's the problem" Sasuke said looking at Itachi in confusion.
"But does it really have to be a problem?" Itachi asked looking at Sasuke with a strange look.
"Yes, I don't ever want to be pregnant, guys weren't made to have kids, this is a disaster" Sasuke said emphasizing how bad it was.
"It's kinda sexy that you have my baby in you tho" Itachi said pulling Sasuke closer.
"I really want to hit you right now" Sasuke grumbled as he pulled away from Itachi a bit.
Sasukes back hit the wall and he looked up at Itachi warily, he wasn't even aware that they had been moving backwards. Itachi smiled down at him and pressed their lips together. Sasuke tried to push him off at first but then returned the kiss out of instinct. Sasuke started trying to break it again when he heard someone wolf whistle at them.
"Get a room you two" Hidan yelled as he came down the hall.
Itachi broke the kiss to glare at Hidan and flip him off while Sasuke was glaring at Itachi.
"I would take you up on that, but it looks like you already have your hands pretty full with Sasuke there" Hidan said with smirk.
"How about you two go get a room and I'll go back to hanging out with my sensei" Sasuke suggested trying to push Itachi away.
"I can see why you were so determined Itachi, he's a little fireball when you get him cornered" Hidan said smirking at Sasuke.
"Itachi, get off of me, I really don't feel like touching anyone right now" Sasuke grumbled.
Itachi let Sasuke go and chuckled as he tried to walk down the hall. Itachi reached out and grabbed him, pulling him back towards him gently as Sasuke scowled at him.
"Are you two official or can someone still snatch him away?" Hidan asked with a wink at Sasuke, Sasuke scowled at him and flipped him off.
"Anytime, Itachi can join us too" Hidan said with a smirk, laughing when Sasuke once again tried to walk down the hall to get away from them.
"Let go Itachi, I'm going to Kakashis room" Sasuke grumbled.
"Ok just try not to get lost on the way" Itachi said as he let Sasuke go and kept talking to Hidan.
"I promise I won't defile your boyfriend" Hidan called down the hall.
"Go ahead he can sleep with whoever he wants" Sasuke said as he rounded the corner, apparently they both thought he was joking cause they started laughing at that.
Sasuke went to their room instead of Kakashis, it had been a long and stressful day for him already and he didn't really want to see anybody at the moment. He decided to just lay down and go back to sleep if he was lucky he'd wake up and find out that all of this has just been a nightmare.
Okay so this chapter may not have been as exciting as some of the others but we're getting into a more serious part for the story so there might be some dry filler chapters to add to the story. Anyway on to the crucial questions. Is this all a nightmare? Will it all go away when he wakes up? What will Zetsus reaction be when he finds out what has happened? We'll find out later when I get the chapter all finished and post it.