Sasuke woke up and looked around, there were people standing around him just staring down at him. Itachi was in the front glaring down at him angrily. Sasuke glared up at him, he wasn't sure why Itachi was mad but he didn't like being glared at for nothing.
"What do you want now Itachi?" Sasuke grumbled sitting up a bit.
"You disappeared, we were looking everywhere for you! The only reason I let you go off on your own is because you said you were going to Kakashis room! You shouldn't do that, I thought you'd been attacked again!" Itachi yelled, glaring down at Sasuke.
"I wasn't aware that I needed to ask your permission to go to bed" Sasuke growled as he glared back at Itachi.
"Why didn't you just tell me? I would have come with you so you wouldn't be alone." Itachi yelled still glaring.
"You just answered your own question. I didn't want you or anyone else around, I just wanted to get some sleep" Sasuke growled as he laid down and turned over moodily.
"Maybe the hyper boy was right, mood swings have started early with him un" Deidara said in amusement.
"Shut up blondie, I'm not having mood swings, I just want to sleep" Sasuke growled.
"You really should eat something Sasuke" replied a female voice.
"I will later, I just want to sleep right now" Sasuke said as he pulled the covers over his head.
"No now, you've been asleep for half the day, you need to eat" Itachi snapped ripping the blankets off and dragging Sasuke out of the bed.
Sasuke yelled in protest and fought against him, he was in nothing but his boxers and didn't want everyone to see him half naked.
"Itachi, let me go" Sasuke growled as everyone stared at him.
"Nice view, but you're wearing more than I'd like un" Deidara said with amusement.
"Get out you perverted blonde" Sasuke yelled as he attempted to cover himself with the banket.
"I have to say, you don't look half bad there Sasuke" Konan said looking at him appreciatively.
"Great that's nice to know but can you people please leave me alone and let me sleep" Sasuke yelled annoyed with them all.
"You need to eat, I'm not going to back down on this Sasuke" Itachi said firmly.
"Fine, get out so I can get dressed" Sasuke growled as Itachi started gesturing the people out of the room.
"I'll help you get dressed un" Deidara said stepping towards Sasuke.
"You're the one I want to leave the room the most" Sasuke snapped glaring at Deidara.
"Why un, I've already seen everything" Deidara Said getting closer.
"Itachi could you come get this pervert out of the room?" Sasuke called not wanting to put up with kicking him out himself.
Itachi came back into the room and grabbed Deidaras hair, yanking him out the door harshly. Sasuke got dressed and came out to see everyone still there and waiting for him, tho Deidara was now rubbing his head and glaring at Itachi.
"Is there a reason that you all are here? Did you want something?" Sasuke asked looking around a bit in confusion.
"We just wanted to make sure you were ok" Konan said quietly.
"I'm fine, I'd be better if I could actually sleep without a bunch of drama" Sasuke muttered.
Itachi led Sasuke to the kitchen and gave him something to eat, Sasuke picked at it but didn't eat much, he wasn't very hungry. After a while of everyone just staring at him he got up and left the room quickly ducking into a room and waiting for everyone to pass by. When he was sure that he had lost them he snuck out of the room and started going the opposite way down the hall. Sasuke ran around the corner and ran right into someone sending him to the floor. He looked up and met the surprised gaze of Zetsu.
"We keep running into each other today" Zetsu said with a smirk as Sasuke rubbed his head.
"Yeah, sorry about that" Sasuke said as Zetsu helped him up.
Sasuke was about to leave when Zetsu pinned him to the wall.
"Is there a reason you keep pinning me to the wall?" Sasuke asked slightly annoyed.
"Because I like you" Zetsu said simply as he leaned in closer to Sasuke.
"Well I'm glad you like me, really, but I just want to go back to my room and go to sleep" Sasuke said in an annoyed tone.
"You were just in there sleeping, how much sleep can you need?" Zetsu asked looking at Sasuke with concern.
"I don't know, I'm just really tired" Sasuke said with a yawn.
"Well then come back to my room and you can sleep there" Zetsu said with a smirk.
"I have a feeling that if I go back to your room with you that I'm not going to be able to do much sleeping" Sasuke said warily.
"I guess I can let you sleep if you don't mind telling me why everyone is making such a fuss about you right now, what did you do to cause such a commotion around here?" Zetsu asked with amusement.
"So nobody told you?" Sasuke asked a little surprised, he thought everyone knew by now.
"No, nobody told me anything, so why don't you tell me" Zetsu said loosening his hold on Sasuke.
"Kakuzu went thru with his damn experiment and now I have to go around pregnant until he finds a way to reverse it, the dumbass shouldn't have done it to begin with tho" Sasuke hissed getting angry again.
"Really, so you're pregnant now? I guess that explains the moodiness from earlier" Zetsu said with a chuckle.
"Why does everyone think this is funny?" Sasuke yelled angrily.
"I was just thinking of how that muscle relaxer I was going to give you would have been a bad idea" Zetsu said as he dragged Sasuke along with him down the hall.
"If you're going to do that again then just let me go, I'm really not in the mood to have to try to fight you off" Sasuke growled earning a chuckle from Zetsu.
"Well if I really want it then there's not much you can do about it is there, I saw how well you could fight me off last time, you were really trying at first" Zetsu said in amusement.
"Let me go, I'm definitely not going anywhere with you now" Sasuke said struggling to break his grip and failing.
"Just relax Sasuke I'm not going to hurt you" Zetsu said calmly as he continued to drag Sasuke down the hall.
"That's what everyone says before they make it impossible to for me to sit right" Sasuke growled as he started to fight against Zetsus grip even more.
"It can't be that bad" Zetsu said as he stopped outside his door.
"Wait! Would you really take advantage of someone who's pregnant?" Sasuke asked still struggling to get away.
"Wow didn't take you long to use that as a defense" Zetsu said with a chuckle as he opened the door and pulled him inside.
"Yeah well I really don't want to do anything with anyone right now" Sasuke said latching onto the door knob to try and stay away from the bed.
"Relax, we won't do anything, I'll let you just sleep considering your situation" Zetsu said with a smirk.
"Really?" Sasuke asked looking at Zetsu suspiciously.
"Really, we can do something after you get some sleep" Zetsu said with a smirk.
"That's not very comforting you know" Sasuke muttered as he tried to keep a good grip on the door.
"Just shut up and go to sleep, I won't do anything" Zetsu said yanking Sasuke away from the door and throwing him on the bed.
"Why are you being so nice?" Sasuke asked glaring suspiciously at Zetsu again.
"I already told you I liked you" Zetsu said with another smirk.
"Yeah well I've also been told that you like to get revenge and I'm pretty sure I pissed you off earlier" Sasuke said warily backing up a bit.
"True you were pretty annoying earlier, but you had good reason so I'll let it slide this time" Zetsu said as he watched Sasuke in amusement.
"I could always give you a pill to help you sleep" Zetsu said with a grin.
"No thanks, I don't like taking medicine" Sasuke said still watching Zetsu.
"Ok then, just lay down and go to sleep, I'll be over here working on remedies" Zetsu said walking over to his desk.
Sasuke still felt uneasy but decided to just ignore it and laid down to sleep for a bit, he might as well make himself comfortable for a little bit before Zetsu attacked him. Sasuke was sure that Zetsu was up to no good, but he was also sure that no matter how much he had tried, he wasn't able to get the door open earlier, so he was stuck here until Zetsu decided to let him go. It was fairly easy to fall asleep and when he woke up he felt oddly refreshed but a little strange as well. Sasuke looked around and saw Zetsu watching him from his desk and froze a bit when he stood up and started to walk over to him.
"Feeling better?" Zetsu asked with a smile, he chuckled a bit when Sasuke pulled the covers around himself tighter.
"A little" Sasuke said warily as he watched Zetsus every move.
Zetsu looked at Sasuke curiously and pressed his hand to Sasukes forhead and suddenly started checking his pulse.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked when Zetsu released his wrist.
"I'm just trying to figure out why you're so pale" Zetsu said looking at Sasuke in concern.
"Well it's probably expected since my body has been thru a major change recently, I doubt that there's a baby growing in my bladder" Sasuke said reasonably.
Sasuke paused to think about it for a second before looking up at Zetsu.
"He wouldn't do something like that would he?" Sasuke asked a little nervous now.
"I don't know, it's not my experiment" Zetsu said thoughtfully.
"But there's no way he'd just put it in a random organ would he?" Sasuke asked timidly as he pressed his hand to his stomach as if he could feel where exactly Kakuzu had put it.
"I honestly can't tell you what Kakuzu would do, I don't know him that well" Zetsu asked getting a little worried about Sasuke now.
Sasuke didn't even realize that he was panicking until he looked up at Zetsu who was trying to calm him down and failing. Sasuke was getting even more panicked as he thought of all the things that could go wrong and wondered where this baby was growing in him. After a while Sasuke looked up to see Zetsu coming towards him with something in his hand, Zetsu was so fast that Sasuke didn't even see the needle, he just felt a slight prick in his arm before he got incredibly tired and fell asleep. When he woke up he found Itachi standing beside Zetsu and both were looking at him in concern. Sasuke groaned as his head started hurting and both of them lunged forward to check on him, making him jump back from surprise.
"What is up with you two?" Sasuke asked as he sat up.
"Zetsu came and found me, he said that you had a panic attack" Itachi said staring at Sasuke nervously.
"Well you'd be a little panicked to if you were in my position" Sasuke snapped.
"What got you so worked up?" Itachi asked in concern.
"Really? I'm pregnant! Guys aren't made to get pregnant! So where is this baby growing? And how much damage is going to be done when it gets bigger?" Sasuke asked getting worked up again.
"And don't knock me out with drugs again!" Sasuke yelled as he saw Zetsu go for his desk.
"Again? Did you use drugs on him?" Itachi asked looking at Zetsu in shock.
"I gave him a mild sedative when he started panicking, with how upset he was getting he was likely to become more irrational and possibly hurt himself" Zetsu said casually.
"Will it have any side effects?" Itachi asked warily
"No, it was a natural sedative, it's already been absorbed by his body by now" Zetsu said calmly.
"I need to talk to Kakuzu, I have to know where he put this thing" Sasuke said as he began to panic again. He shot out of the bed and stumbled to the floor when he became extremely dizzy. Itachi and Zetsu rushed forward to help him back into the bed.
"I can't just sit here, I have to know what's going on! What if he can't reverse it, I want to know what's going to happen" Sasuke yelled trying to get up again but being pushed back down by Itachi. Zetsu came over and Sasuke felt another prick before falling back to sleep.
When he woke up again he was back in his own room with Itachi and Zetsu and then further back was a moody Kakuzu who kept glaring at them.
"Are you feeling better?" Itachi asked when he noticed Sasuke was awake.
Sasuke just looked up and nodded a bit, he was a little embarrassed about the fact that he had freaked out like that, twice. Sasuke then looked curiously behind them at Kakuzu who was still glaring at all of them.
"Did he find a way to reverse it?" Sasuke asked somewhat hopefully.
"No, I haven't and I doubt there really is a way to reverse it, but I fail to see why your freaking out about it, you should be honored, you're the first pregnant man" Kakuzu said a little annoyed.
"I have no idea where this thing is growing inside of me or what it's going to do to me when it gets bigger, I have every right to freak out" Sasuke yelled, glaring at Kakuzu.
"Obviously part of the experiment is a womb for the child to grow in, that's why you'll be feeling strange because of your body adjusting to the new organ and all the hormones, and as for the changes it'll be just like any other pregnancy with a woman" Kakuzu said obviously annoyed.
"Then it should be able to be reversed I can just abort it like any woman could" Sasuke said desperately looking for a way out of this.
"No, an abortion would take a much bigger toll on your body, maybe even damage it beyond repair, in which case you may die from the stress of it" Kakuzu said calmly.
Sasuke just sat there and stared off into space while he processed this new information.
Sasuke was in a bit of shock and just layed down and pulled the covers over him without saying anything. Itachi led Kakuzu and Zetsu out of the room and went over to where Sasuke was currently hiding under the covers.
"Are you ok?" Itachi asked rubbing Sasukes back soothingly.
"No, go away" Sasuke mumbled as he pulled the covers over his head.
Itachi went over and climbed into the bed with Sasuke settling under the covers and pulling Sasuke close to him. Sasuke pulled away at first but relaxed when Itachi wrapped his arms around him and just held him. Sasuke really didn't want to be touched but something about Itachis embrace was calming to him and he drifted off to sleep. Sasuke woke up and tensed when he saw Kakashi looking down at them with a curious look and he went to get up. Itachi tightened his hold and grunted in protest but Sasuke pried his arms off and got up to go sit at the desk. Itachi woke up and watched him, not noticing Kakashi was in the room.
"You ok Sasuke, you need anything?" Itachi asked in a groggy voice as he went to get up.
"I'm fine, stop worrying" Sasuke mumbled as he looked at the floor, Itachi finally looked over and saw Kakashi and froze as he realized that Kakashi had seem them in bed together.
"It wasn't what it looked like" Itachi explained quickly knowing that this was what was upsetting Sasuke.
"What was it supposed to look like?" Kakashi asked, giving Itachi a disapproving look.
"Sasuke was upset, I was just trying to comfort him" Itachi explained glaring at Kakashi.
"Did you do something to him to upset him?" Kakashi asked glaring back.
"No, Kakuzu told him that it wasn't possible to reverse the pregnancy or abort it safely" Itachi said defensively.
"Is this true Sasuke?" Kakashi asked looking at Sasuke calmly.
"Yeah, there's no way to reverse it, I'm stuck like this" Sasuke said dejectedly.
"Do you want some of those little pastries, I'm sure I can get Konan to bake some, I'd do it but I'd rather not poison you" Itachi said trying to cheer him up.
"Which pastries?" Sasuke asked looking up.
"The flaky ones with the chocolate and raspberry centers, I have the recipe I just can't bake worth shit, but I'm sure Konan would love to make them, she's been after the recipe for ages now" Itachi said cheerfully.
Sasuke thought about it for a bit and nodded, pastries really did sound good right now. Kakashi smiled at how Itachi was trying so hard to cheer Sasuke up. Itachi looked over at Kakashi uncertainly.
"You wanna come with, we can swing by and pick up the overly hyper monkey too" Itachi said knowing that Naruto was good at cheering Sasuke up.
"Sure, that sounds like fun" Kakashi said cheerfully giving Itachi a small smile.
They picked up Naruto who instantly pulled Sasuke behind the other two so they could talk, Itachi was happy to see that Naruto was able to make Sasuke smile and even laugh in less than 2 minutes.
"So nothing happened?" Kakashi asked looking at Itachi skeptically.
"No, he was upset and holding him like that always worked when we were kids and he was upset, I'm glad it still works, I'd hate to have to try to find something else, tho that blonde monkey seems to work pretty well" Itachi said gesturing back at Naruto.
"Yes, even when they first started working together, they'd always fight but Naruto was the only one that could get him to relax and laugh every now and then" Kakashi said with a chuckle.
"Why are you so interested in what happens between us?" Itachi asked curiously.
"Because I still consider Sasuke as one of my students and I don't like the thought of him getting hurt, a battle is one thing I won't interfere in until I have to but when it comes to relationships I'll always guard him, and the other two as well" Kakashi said casually.
"Well at least I know he's safe with you then" Itachi said a little cheerfully as they came up to the kitchen.
"You really do care about him, don't you?" Kakashi asked watching Itachi carefully.
"Yeah, I've always cared, that's why I wanted him to hate me, I thought it would be easier, I never realized how much it hurt him" Itachi said with a sad expression.
"Then I guess I have no choice" Kakashi said with a sigh.
"In what?" Itachi asked skeptically.
"I guess I'll just have to approve of this relationship, it seems to be good for him in an odd way, tho parts of it have caused way too much stress to him" Kakashi said getting a confused look from Itachi.
"I never intended to let Kakuzu do that, I was trying to prevent it, I still wish I had gone with him to the bathroom, none of this would have happened if I had protected him better" Itachi said dejectedly as he looked at the floor.
"The important thing is that you care enough to be upset for him, don't focus on that, just try to make it easier on him" Kakashi said with a small smile.
They both froze as they heard Sasuke yell behind them and turned around to see him and Naruto arguing.
"Stop touching my stomach!" Sasuke yelled pushing Narutos hand away again.
"I can't help it, my best friend is pregnant, it's a natural reflex" Naruto said defensively.
"There's not even anything different yet so why do you keep touching my stomach?" Sasuke yelled.
"I don't know I keep expecting to feel it growing or something" Naruto said cheerfully.
"You're going to be annoying thru this aren't you?" Sasuke grumbled as he glared at Naruto.
"So what are you going to name it?" Naruto asked excitedly.
"I don't know I'm still hoping to find out that it wasn't successful" Sasuke said.
"You should name it Miso!" Naruto yelled putting his hand on Sasukes stomach again.
"I'm not naming it after your favorite ramen!" Sasuke yelled.
Itachi just stared back at them uncertainly, he was wondering whether he should separate them for a bit.
"Don't worry about it, this is normal, they'll get over it in a minute and go back to laughing and joking" Kakashi said as he noticed the look on Itachis face.
Itachi nodded and ran up to Konan who had just rounded the corner. He handed her the recipe and asked if she would mind making some for Sasuke and instantly regretted not backing up first. Konan threw her arms around him and gave him a crushing hug as she squealed in his ear then ran into the kitchen dragging and equally excited Sakura behind her. Kakashi, Sasuke and Naruto looked at his shocked and slightly scared expression and laughed as they went into the dining room. Itachi followed after them, happy that Sasuke seemed to be doing better now. He'd have to make sure to have Sasuke spend time with Naruto as much as possible to keep him happy.
Ok so this chapter may have been a bit depressing at times and by no means is Sasuke suddenly ok with being pregnant but I couldn't end it on him being so depressed. So now for the usual questions that you've come to know from me. What is going to change with Sasuke? Will Itachi be able to comfort him thru this? How will Sasuke handle this situation? We'll find out later, for now I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Please review and tell me what you think. Thanks for reading