It had been a month since the morning sickness started and it was a lot easier to manage with Zetsus help. Zetsu gave Sasuke something to help with the nausea and heart burn at every meal and after a while Sasuke got used to the mood swings and they didn't effect him as much, tho Itachi still had bruises that he'd gotten from being too close to Sasuke during his mood swings.
"I don't see why you only ever hit me" Itachi grumbled as he rubbed his shoulder, he had laughed at Hidans comment.
"Because you laughed at Hidan saying I was going to be fat soon" Sasuke growled.
"Well you didn't hit him and he said it" Itachi yelled defensively.
"Yeah but it's your fault I'm going to be fat soon" Sasuke growled glaring at him again.
"You're not getting fat, you probably won't be showing for a while so stop hitting me" Itachi grumbled.
"I'm already starting to get a bump you ass" Sasuke growled getting a surprised look from Itachi.
Without warning Itachi yanked Sasukes shirt up and stared at his stomach while pressing his hand to it, ignoring Sasukes yell of protest.
"What the hell Itachi?" Sasuke yelled making everyone look around to see what was going on. Naruto ran over to help his friend.
"What are you doing to Sasuke?" Naruto yelled going to push him away.
"He's getting a baby bump already" Itachi said cheerfully.
"I'm glad you're happy about it now stop touching" Sasuke growled.
"Really? I wanna see!" Naruto yelled pressing his hand to Sasukes stomach and staring at it.
"Stop touching! Why are you guys so excited about this?" Sasuke yelled as he yanked his shirt down and jumped away from the two who were annoying him.
"Because there's a baby growing in you" Naruto said in awe.
"I have enough reminding me of that with the hell I go thru every day" Sasuke grumbled.
"But it's amazing, you have a little life in you, it's someone that will love you no matter what" Naruto said as tho it was obvious.
Sasuke paused, he hadn't really thought of it that way before. At that moment his stomach gave a loud growl, making Itachi laugh and start to lead him to the kitchen.
"What do you want to eat?" Itachi asked on the way.
"A bacon cheeseburger with a chocolate milkshake" Sasuke answered quickly, normally he wouldn't want either but he had been having a craving for that since this morning.
Itachi looked at him strangely before shrugging it off.
"Ok, just wait in the dinning room and I'll make it for you" Itachi said as they walked in.
Sasuke sat down and noticed a bunch of papers scattered all over the table at the other end. Pein walked in from the kitchen and paused when he saw Sasuke sitting there before going over to sit in front of the papers.
"Has Kakuzu found a reverse yet?" Pein asked looking at his papers.
"He says there is no way to reverse it" Sasuke grumbled, glaring down at the table.
"Then I guess you guys should make one of the rooms into a nursery" Pein said still looking at his papers.
"Deidara and Sasori are doing that, apparently the nursery needs to be artistic" Sasuke replied getting a surprised look from Pein.
"How did you talk them into doing that?" Pein asked staring at Sasuke now.
"I'm not sure when I even asked, they asked what I was going to do for the nursery and I told them that I was just going to paint the wall yellow and put a crib in it with some stuffed animals, they looked at me and then said that they were going to take care of the nursery and just walked off" Sasuke said he was still a little confused by all of this.
"I can see why they took over then" Pein said with a smirk.
"I'm a ninja, not a decorator" Sasuke snapped.
"A baby needs a bassinet when it's first born" Pein said looking back down at his papers.
"What?" Sasuke asked looking over at him.
"A baby needs a bassinet when it's a newborn, a crib is too dangerous" Pein said while looking over his papers.
"How do you know?" Sasuke asked a little surprised.
"Everyone knows that" Pein said with a smirk.
"Well obviously not everyone, I was never told about that" Sasuke said defensively.
"Didn't your parents teach you anything?" Pein asked not looking up.
"I was 7 when Itachi killed them, my mom was more worried about my hair and clothes than anything else and my dad was just worried about telling me to be more like Itachi, which is pretty ironic" Sasuke replied, glaring down at the table.
"Why is that ironic?" Pein asked looking up at Sasuke.
"He considered Itachi to be the pride of the Uchiha clan and it was Itachi that murdered the entire clan including him when I was 7" Sasuke said looking over at Pein.
"Really? I thought you were older than that" Pein said shuffling his papers.
"Nope" Sasuke said as Itachi came back in and set Sasukes plate in front of him.
"What are you guys talking about?" Itachi asked curiously.
"How old I was when you killed our parents and clan and left me alone in a village that was more than willing to kill me in a seconds notice if you pissed them off" Sasuke said bluntly as he started to eat.
"Sorry I asked" Itachi grumbled glaring down at Sasuke as Pein chuckled a bit.
Sasuke and Itachi froze and looked at Pein in surprise, they'd never heard him laugh before.
"You two bicker worse than an old married couple" Pein said with a smirk.
"Did you have to compare us to a married couple?" Sasuke grumbled.
"I would marry you Sasuke" Itachi said giving Sasuke a hug from behind.
"Did dad beat you when we were kids?" Sasuke asked out of nowhere.
"No why?" Itachi asked completely confused.
"I'm trying to find a reason for why you're so creepy, but I guess you were just born that way" Sasuke said going back to his plate.
"With love like that you two would never get a divorce" Pein said sarcastically.
"I'm already having his kid I think that's enough" Sasuke said in between bites.
"Are you still upset cause your going to be showing soon?" Itachi asked sitting down next to Sasuke.
"Ow, what was that for?" Itachi yelled as he rubbed his arm where Sasuke had just hit him.
Sasuke didn't say anything, he just glared at Itachi and took another bite.
"I think you're mood swings are more deadly than your fighting" Itachi said instantly regretting it when Sasuke flipped his chair with his foot.
Itachi glared up at Sasuke and went to say something else before Pein stopped him.
"You seem to be making things worse for yourself there Itachi" Pein said looking down at him.
"Only because he's being extremely violent" Itachi yelled glaring up at Sasuke.
"Ninjas are supposed to be violent dumbass" Sasuke snarled as he finished his burger.
"He has a point there Itachi" Pein said as he looked back at his papers.
Itachi just got up and glared at Sasuke as he drank his milkshake happily.
"Fine I'll let it slide but only because you look incredibly cute right now" Itachi said with a smirk as Sasuke stopped to glare at him.
"You're not getting lucky" Sasuke said bluntly causing Pein to choke on his drink as he looked at them in surprise.
"Do you two have to talk about that in the dinning room?" Pein asked with a glare.
"There's nothing to talk about, he's not getting any, he's gotten enough" Sasuke said focusing on his shake.
"You know you like it" Itachi said teasingly.
Sasuke hooked his foot behind Itachis and yanked it out from under him, making Itachi fall to the floor with a grunt.
"Violent!" Itachi yelled glaring up at Sasuke who just smirked down at him.
"You deserved it" Pein said with a sigh.
"Why are you siding with him?" Itachi yelled glaring at Pein.
"Because he's the one that's pregnant and you had a big part in that so he has the right to be violent when you say or do something stupid" Pein said gathering his papers while Sasuke smiled evily at Itachi.
"You're taking too much joy in him being violent" Itachi said in an accusing tone as he glared at Pein.
"The fact that you're getting your ass kicked by your pregnant little brother is rather amusing" Pein said with a smirk.
Itachi flipped him off and Pein got an evil smirk on his face.
"I think that's more your brothers area" Pein said with a chuckle as they both looked at him in shock.
"What the hell?" Sasuke yelled.
"You're the one he got pregnant, I doubt he did that with a pat on the back" Pein said as Sasukes face turned a deep red.
"I hate you both" Sasuke muttered finishing his shake as Itachi and Pein laughed.
Pein left the room with his papers and Itachi was still laughing at Sasuke, until the salt shaker hit his head.
"Why are you so violent?" Itachi asked looking back at Sasuke sulkily.
"Because I'm getting fat and it's all you're fault for touching me" Sasuke said grumpily as he looked down at his stomach and traced it with his hand.
Itachi smirked at him and stooped down to grab Sasuke and slid under him in the chair still facing him. Sasuke was trapped between Itachi and the back of the chair as he was straddled on Itachis lap. Sasuke looked at Itachi in shock before Itachi pulled him into a kiss. Sasuke fought to break it at first but then started to kiss back as Itachi held him closer. They were both so caught up in the kiss that they didn't even hear Kisame come in until he wolf whistled. Sasuke broke the kiss and turned to see who had caught them while Itachi just kept a tight hold on him.
"Now that's what I call brotherly love" Kisame said with a chuckle as Sasukes face turned red.
"You always know how to ruin a moment Kisame, I'm pretty sure I was close to being able to take him to our room for some fun" Itachi grumbled while glaring at Kisame.
"Yeah right, kissing was as far as you were going to get" Sasuke said glaring at Itachi.
"In that case I think we should just keep going, I doubt it would bother Kisame" Itachi said pulling Sasuke towards him again.
"No I'm not putting on a show for your friends" Sasuke said pushing back.
"Ok Kisame, go into the kitchen or the hall" Itachi said pulling Sasuke closer to him again.
"No way, if you wanna make out without an audience then take him to your room, you might even get something better than kissing there" Kisame said as he sat down and stared at them.
"Fine" Itachi said getting up and pulling Sasuke with him.
"No way, I'm not going back to the room with you" Sasuke said but Itachi pulled him out of the room with him.
"Have fun you two" Kisame called after them.
They got half way to their room with Sasuke still protesting and Itachi pulled them into a random room that wasn't being used.
"What the hell Itachi?" Sasuke asked as he looked around.
"You said you wouldn't make out with me in our room so we aren't in our room" Itachi said with a smirk as he backed Sasuke up to the edge of the bed.
"I don't wanna make out or have sex" Sasuke said defiantly.
"Why not we've done it several times since you got pregnant and you've enjoyed it every time" Itachi said moving to kiss Sasukes neck.
"No, I don't want to" Sasuke said pushing at Itachi.
"Can you at least give me a reason why?" Itachi asked looking down at Sasuke curiously.
"Because I don't like seeing my stomach it's getting bigger" Sasuke said looking at the floor. Itachi looked at Sasuke in confusion before chuckling a bit.
"Is that all, it's not that much bigger Sasuke and it's not like you're actually getting fat, you're pregnant, so no matter how big your stomach gets right now I'm still gonna want to get you naked" Itachi said with a smirk as he pushed Sasuke to the bed.
"You just want me to have sex with you" Sasuke muttered glaring up at Itachi.
"Yes I do, I find you incredibly sexy and I love the way you moan when I'm on top of you" Itachi said softly as he brushed Sasukes hair out of his face.
"Fine, I guess we can at least make out a little, but only kissing" Sasuke said with a glare.
"We'll see about that" Itachi said kissing Sasuke before he could respond.
Sasuke started kissing back as Itachi pulled him closer. Itachi pressed him into the bed as he deepened the kiss and Sasuke felt his resolve waver. Sasuke gasped as Itachi pressed their hips together and Itachis tongue shot into his mouth, exploring every bit of it eagerly as Itachi rubbed their hips together. Sasuke moaned and tried to stop himself from responding to anything but the kiss. Itachi broke the kiss and began to kiss up and down Sasukes neck as Sasuke moaned and pressed up into Itachi.
"So much for just kissing" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Unless you have your bottle of lube that's all your getting" Sasuke said breathlessly.
"We can use spit, people do it all the time" Itachi said
"Well not me, you're not exactly small and it's been a while, I'll only do this with the lube" Sasuke said pushing against Itachi.
"Fine" Itachi said as he got up yanking Sasuke along with him.
"Shouldn't we catch our breath before we leave?" Sasuke asked as he was pulled to the door.
"No" Itachi said pulling him into the hall and almost running towards their room pulling a very confused Sasuke behind him. Itachi cursed when he rounded the corner and Kakashi was standing there with Sakura. Kakashi looked at them in confusion as Itachi came to a stop before he ran into Kakashi. Sasuke wasn't sure what was going on and just stared at Itachi in confusion.
"What are you two up to?" Kakashi asked looking at Sasuke. Sasuke just shrugged and looked at Itachi questioningly.
"Nothing" Itachi said quickly starting to pull Sasuke off towards their room and cursing when Kakashi grabbed Sasukes arm.
"Hold on I think Sakura was wanting to give you a check up and make sure everything is ok with you" Kakashi said quickly making up an excuse to spare his old student. Sakura caught on quickly and nodded grabbing Sasukes arm and leading him off towards the kitchen.
"You look flushed, what happened?" Sakura asked curiously.
"I'm still trying to figure that out myself" Sasuke said honestly as she led him down the hall, he didn't see the glare she sent back towards Itachi who had stayed with Kakashi.
"Well I just wanted to make sure everything is still going ok since Kakuzu doesn't seem to be able to bother himself to look after you properly" Sakura said in a disapproving tone.
"Thanks" Sasuke said letting her lead him off.
They walked in silence for a bit until it became too much for Sakura.
"So have you thought of what you might name it?" Sakura asked curiously.
"Name what?" Sasuke asked a little confused.
"The baby" Sakura said.
"Oh, no, I haven't really wanted to think about that very much" Sasuke said honestly.
"Are you wanting a boy or a girl?" Sakura asked
"I don't know, the farthest I've gotten in thought about the baby is I don't really want it to kill me" Sasuke said looking around the hall as they walked.
"Oh, yeah, I guess it would be different with you since this is unknown territory" Sakura said a little apologetically.
"Don't worry about it, if I can deal with living with Orochimaru for two years I should be able to handle this" Sasuke said noticing the concerned look on her face.
"I'm not worried about whether you will survive it, I just want you to be happy" Sakura said looking over at him.
"I'm still getting used to the fact that there's something growing in me, on top of that I'm not exactly the best choice for a parent, my main skill is the ability to be sneaky and kill things not change diapers" Sasuke said trying to cheer her up.
"Well you have me here, I'll help you after the baby is born and Itachi will help since it's his baby" Sakura said with a smile.
"Yeah I'm sure he will, he was actually pretty good with me when I was younger" Sasuke replied with a smile as he remembered how Itachi used to comfort him after he had a nightmare.
"Good cause he doesn't get to just play with you and not take responsibility" Sakura said looking over at Sasuke with a smile.
"Well he's excited about the baby now so I think he'll help with it" Sasuke assured her.
"Well that's good, you two actually make a good couple" Sakura said with a smile.
"We're not a couple" Sasuke said quickly.
"I've seen you two making out, and it wasn't just him that was enjoying it" Sakura said teasingly.
"I have extra hormones going off along with my normal teenage ones, and he's a really good kisser" Sasuke said defensively.
"You like him as more than that tho, you just won't admit it yet, or you don't realize it yet" Sakura said as she sat at the dinning room table.
"No I don't" Sasuke said defensively.
"Yes you do, everyone can see it, and we all know what has happened when you come down a random hall with Itachi and your hair is a mess" Sasori said from the other end of the table.
"Nothing is going on between us" Sasuke said
"Tobi heard you two" Sasori said still focusing on his puppet.
"What? We haven't done anything" Sasuke said looking a little nervous.
"I should probably also tell you that Hidan has a camera set up in one of the rooms you guys go into a lot to do 'nothing' as you put it" Sasori said smirking up at Sasuke. Sasuke wasn't sure how to respond to that and just blushed and looked at the table.
"There's nothing wrong with it, you can't help who you fall for Sasuke" Sakura said cheerfully.
"He's my brother, I don't love him like that" Sasuke yelled extremely uncomfortable.
"That's not what the camera says, there's ten tapes of you guys now and that's because he edited it to have more than just one instance per tape" Sasori said laughing a little.
"What? Which room is that stupid thing in?" Sasuke demanded, he planned to destroy it.
"Admit that you like him that way and I'll tell you" Sasori said with a smirk.
"Fine I like Itachi as more than just my brother, now where is the camera, and where are those tapes?" Sasuke asked glaring at Sasori.
"In the room down the south corridor and I already got rid of the tapes, Deidara wouldn't stop watching them with the sound up" Sasori said with a grumble.
"Deidara was watching me with Itachi?" Sasuke yelled
"I already said I destroyed the tapes and I told you where the camera was" Sasori said going back to working on his puppet.
"I knew you liked Itachi" Sakura said with a smile.
"Yeah well it's wrong, and it's probably just hormones" Sasuke said trying to convince himself more than them.
"Then you wouldn't turn down everyone else" Sasori said with another smirk.
"Would you stop helping" Sasuke growled.
"It's not like anyone cares, we all had a bet on how long it would take for you two to finally stop hiding it, tho you're the only one that really hides it" Sasori said casually as he put his puppet down.
"If I stopped I'd have Itachi crawling all over me even when everyone else was around" Sasuke muttered.
"Then just tell him that there are limits" Sasori said with a sigh.
Sasuke sat there and tried to come up with more reasons but couldn't think of any. Sasori just smirked at him and Sakura was chuckling at the face he was making. 'Maybe I shouldn't be so worried about it, I'm already pregnant with Itachis baby, why hide the fact that I actually like him in that way, even tho it is just hormones' Sasuke thought while staring off into space. Sasuke didn't notice the evil smirk on Sasoris face as he watched Sasuke and started scheming on a way to force Sasuke to admit his feelings for Itachi to everyone else.
Ok so this chapter was kinda fun to write because of the parts with Sasori and Pein. Ok so now for the questions of randomness that probably annoy you all! What is Sasoris evil plan and will it work? Will Itachi ever learn to not tease Sasuke during a mood swing? Will Sasuke find the camera in what is apparently their favorite room to go to? Find out next time. Oh and fair warning I will be putting a sex scene in the next Chapter. Ok so please review and let me know what you guys think and if you have suggestions I always love to hear them. Thanks for reading.