Sasuke went into the living room and started watching tv while he tried to decide if he would be more open about how he liked Itachi. Suddenly someone came over and sat next to him without him realizing it. Sasuke was staring off into space completely unaware of anything around him until someone leaned over and kissed him making him jump and pull away. Sasuke glared over at the person to find Itachi smirking back at him.
"That snapped you out of it" Itachi said with a chuckle.
"Why did you do that?" Sasuke asked looking at Itachi in confusion.
"Because you looked really cute sitting there staring off into space" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Don't just do that out of nowhere, I didn't even know it was you over there" Sasuke said glaring at Itachi.
"So you didn't mind the kiss, just not knowing it was me kissing you" Itachi said with a smirk.
"That's not what I meant Itachi" Sasuke said as he continued to glare.
Itachi got an evil smirk and tackled Sasuke to the couch and kissed him. Sasuke fought back at first but gave in and returned the kiss after a while. Sasuke pushed Itachi away when he heard someone above them. When Sasuke looked past Itachi he saw Hidan grinning at them.
"You two can't seem to keep your hands off of each other" Hidan said with a chuckle.
"And everyone else can't seem to let me get far enough with him to make a difference, you guys have no idea how much it takes to get him to agree to let me do anything" Itachi snapped a little annoyed.
Hidan laughed at this and walked away. 'He's probably going to make sure his camera is set up' Sasuke thought annoyed that he had been taping them. Itachi went to start kissing him again once Hidan had left but Sasuke stopped him.
"Can we not do this in the living room Itachi" Sasuke asked looking at the door warily.
Itachi smirked and pulled Sasuke off of the couch and out of the living room. Itachi pulled him all the way back to their room and pulled him in, closing the door behind them and locking it.
Sasuke was already a little excited and took his shirt off as Itachi came over to him. Itachi smiled and pushed him onto the bed kissing him hungrily and running his hands over Sasukes chest. Sasuke pulled Itachis shirt off and went to unbutton his pants, Itachi quickly slid his pants and boxers off once Sasuke got them unbuttoned and started to take Sasukes off. Itachi began kissing down Sasukes body pausing at his stomach and kissing it tenderly before moving down to Sasukes hips and thighs.
Sasuke gasped when Itachi grabbed his already half hard cock and started stroking it as he licked and nipped at his thighs. Itachi loved the strangled gasp and breathless moan he got when he took Sasukes erection into his mouth and began to suck on it. Sasuke was squirming and whimpering with pleasure and his breathing was getting harder as Itachi went faster. Sasuke came with a yell of pleasure and Itachi swallowed it and licked him clean before going up and kissing him, letting his tongue explore Sasukes mouth and enjoying the taste of him.
Itachi grabbed the lube and coated his fingers, pushing one into Sasukes entrance without breaking the kiss. Sasuke yelped in surprise and discomfort but quickly got used to it and was starting to get hard again as Itachi was purposely rubbing the bundle of nerves that was sure to make Sasuke go nuts while he stretched him. Itachi pulled his fingers out and rubbed the lube on his erection before quickly positioning himself and grabbing Sasukes hips. He pushed into Sasuke and waited for him to adjust. It didn't take long before Sasuke bucked his hips up into Itachis to tell him to keep going and Itachi leaned down and started kissing him as he began to thrust into him.
Sasuke was gasping and moaning as he latched his legs around Itachi to get a good rhythm going. Itachi broke the kiss and grabbed Sasukes cock and began stroking it quickly, making him hard almost instantly. Sasuke was crying and whimpering in pleasure as Itachi stroked him and slammed into him, hitting his prostate with each thrust. Before long they were both close to their limit and Itachi started to stroke Sasuke faster. They both came at the same time and collapsed, Sasuke still had his legs around Itachi, holding him in place as they caught their breath. Itachi smiled down at Sasuke kissing him softly before pulling out and laying beside him and pulling him closer. They laid like that for a while, both of them content to just cuddle until Itachi started chuckling as he ran his hands thru Sasukes hair.
"What are you laughing about?" Sasuke asked looking back at Itachi in surprise.
"I was just thinking about how I used to say you had a duck butt hair cut and now you'll probably be waddling like a duck when you get bigger" Itachi said laughing at the bemused look on Sasukes face.
Sasuke got up and started getting dressed glaring back at Itachi.
"Don't get all upset, I always liked your haircut" Itachi said trying to make up for saying something stupid.
"I was going to let you go again after we rested for a bit, but now I think I'll just go to the kitchen and spend time with Naruto or maybe even Zetsu" Sasuke said getting up.
Sasuke froze when he saw what looked like a little red dot that vanished as soon as he looked at it. Sasuke watched the spot a little longer and nothing happened. Curious he grabbed the desk chair and went over to where he saw it as Itachi watched him in confusion.
"What are you doing?" Itachi asked curiously.
"I thought I saw something" Sasuke explained as he climbed onto the chair and looked into the corner.
Sasuke was furious to see a camera that was pointed over at Itachis bed, where he and Sasuke usually ended up.
"Our room is in the south corridor isn't it?" Sasuke asked with a growl.
"Yeah, why?" Itachi asked suddenly a little wary about Sasukes mood change.
"There's a damn camera in here and it's pointed over at the bed" Sasuke yelled, cursing Sasori in his head for not just telling him it was in their room.
"What?" Itachi yelled bolting over to where Sasuke was and looking for himself.
Itachi yanked the camera down with a growl and started getting dressed quickly.
"Hidan is gonna die for this" Itachi hissed earning a surprised look from Sasuke.
"How do you know it's Hidans?" Sasuke asked warily.
"Because the idiot put his name on the bottom to be able to tell it apart from Kakuzus equipment" Itachi said pointing to the bottom of the camera.
Itachi was so mad that Sasuke decided to stay a few steps behind him on the way to the living room and hardly noticed when Zetsu started walking beside him.
"What's going on? Why is Itachi so pissed?" Zetsu asked looking up at Itachi curiously.
"Hidan put a camera in our room" Sasuke muttered looking away, he still felt embarrassed that there was anything to be embarrassed about.
"So that's what Kakuzu just sold to Deidara" Zetsu said thoughtfully.
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked pausing.
"Deidara just bought a tape from Kakuzu a little while ago" Zetsu said with a shrug as if it was nothing.
"Deidara? Where is he? I'm going to shove that tape up his ass!" Sasuke yelled making Itachi turn around.
"Deidara has a tape of us?" Itachi asked in a deadly voice.
"I'm guessing that's what Kakuzu just sold him, he was heading for the living room so just ask him when you get there" Zetsu said with a smirk.
Itachi started walking faster and Sasuke fell back a little more as he realized that Itachi was shaking with fury. Itachi burst into the living room and stormed up to Hidan on the couch shoving the camera in his face.
"Where'd you get my fucking camera?" Hidan asked taking it from Itachi.
"It was in my room pointed at my bed" Itachi hissed.
To their surprised Hidan turned towards Kakuzu and threw the remote at his head.
"You fucking lying bastard! You stole my fucking camera to watch them in their fucking room? Use your own fucking cameras for that shit!" Hidan yelled as he examined the damage to his camera. "You owe me a new fucking camera Kakuzu" He yelled before storming off.
"So you've been taping me and Sasuke?" Itachi asked in a dangerously low voice as he went up to Kakuzu.
"It's proven to be quite profitable, there are a lot of members that think you two make a hot couple or just want to see one or the other of you naked" Kakuzu said with a smirk.
Pein walked in and realized something was wrong as he saw Itachi seething over by Kakuzu.
"Before you kill anybody, tell me what's going on here" Pein said in an annoyed tone as he glared down at Sasuke.
"Why are you looking at me?" Sasuke yelled glaring back.
"Because I'm guessing that you're involved somewhere, I've had to break up more problems since you got here than I have in the past year" Pein said in an accusing tone.
"It's not my fault they're all psychos, you picked them out" Sasuke muttered, Pein sighed as he realized that the kid had a point.
"What's going on?" Pein asked again looking at Sasuke for an answer.
"Kakuzu put a camera in our room and has been selling tapes to everyone" Sasuke muttered looking away.
"Well at least you two can't hide the fact anymore" Pein said casually as he went to calm Itachi down.
"What? That's all you're going to say? He's been selling tapes of us to everyone." Sasuke yelled.
"I'll get the tapes back and have them destroyed but at least now you can't say that everyone doesn't know about you and Itachi" Pein said dragging a confused Itachi away from Kakuzu.
"I didn't buy any so don't even ask me" Zetsu said defensively when Itachi looked at him.
"You like Sasuke so I find that hard to believe" Itachi growled.
"I don't need a video, I took pictures of him naked in the shower" Zetsu said with a grin.
"What? How? I locked the door" Sasuke yelled in shock.
"I'm the Akatsukis spy, I know how to get into a room without drawing attention to myself" Zetsu said slightly offended.
"I'm actually starting to look forward to the point when I'm fat and nobody wants to look at me naked anymore" Sasuke muttered glaring at everyone and earning confused looks from everyone in the room.
"That's an odd way of looking at it" Pein said, looking at Sasuke as if he thought the boy had gone crazy.
"I'll still want to see you naked" Itachi said with a smirk.
"You're a freak tho" Sasuke said walking out of the room and heading for the kitchen.
"That's not very nice" Itachi yelled and ran after Sasuke.
"I wasn't trying to be nice" Sasuke said as he went into the kitchen.
"You're still mad aren't you?" Itachi said carefully backing up a bit when Sasuke looked back at him.
"What do you think?" Sasuke asked glaring back at him.
"I didn't mean it that way, I like ducks, always have, they're cute" Itachi said with an apologetic grin.
"Yeah right, bastard, you used to kill the ducks in the stream" Sasuke snapped and went to sit by a slightly confused Konan.
"What about ducks?" Konan asked confused.
"Nothing, they're cute and wonderful birds" Itachi said quickly.
"And apparently my hair style looks like a ducks butt, and it's funny that I'll be walking similar to one when I get bigger" Sasuke growled glaring at Itachi.
"Crap, I forgot about that comment" Itachi muttered trying to find a way to correct it.
"You made fun of how it'll be harder to walk when he's further along? You bastard! You never make fun of that or someones hairstyle" Konan said glaring at Itachi and pulling Sasuke into a comforting hug.
"I'm used to dealing with a little brother who's angsty not one that's hormonal, he used to laugh about it when we were kids" Itachi said defensively.
"I was 6, I laughed at everything at that age" Sasuke snapped.
"I'm sorry I didn't know it would upset you, I thought you liked the duck jokes" Itachi yelled a little frustrated.
"I don't, and I don't like being reminded that I'll be walking like an idiot when I'm bigger, I don't even like being reminded that I'm getting bigger" Sasuke snapped.
"Would it help if I made you something chocolate?" Itachi asked carefully.
"A chocolate milkshake with fries?" Sasuke asked quietly.
"Sure whatever you want, do you want it with soy sauce again?" Itachi asked.
"No, just the fries and shake" Sasuke said with a smile.
"Ok, coming up" Itachi said going into the kitchen.
Kakashi and Naruto were giving him a strange look and Sasuke just looked at them questioningly.
"Fries, a chocolate milkshake and soy sauce?" Naruto asked in disbelief.
"Don't look at me like that, it's not the worst craving I've had" Sasuke muttered.
"The fries and shake I understand, but soy sauce?" Naruto said skeptically
"Shut up, you try dealing with these cravings, half the crap I crave I wouldn't normally touch, I'm not even sure how I think of most of these combinations" Sasuke said in a whiny voice.
"Ok, we understand, it's different when you're pregnant, you crave whatever your body needs at the time" Sakura said soothingly.
"Well it needs some really weird things then" Sasuke said with a groan.
"So are you starting to show anymore?" Naruto asked in excitement.
"Why are you so excited about the idea that I'm already getting fatter?" Sasuke snapped making Naruto laugh.
"I just can't wait till you have the baby cause then I get to hold it and play with it" Naruto said excitedly.
" Well that's not going to be for a while and you're learning how to hold a baby first, I'm not going thru this hell just so somebody can drop it" Sasuke grumbled, he perked up when Itachi came back in with his shake and fries.
"Sure and when it gets older we can give it candy and take it to the park and teach it to fight" Naruto said excitedly.
"Not too much candy, only with close supervision and only when I think it's old enough and only if it wants to learn to fight" Sasuke said focusing on his food as he dipped a fry into the shake and ate it.
Naruto looked confused and Kakashi just had a smile as he looked at Sasuke who was currently swatting Itachi for saying something stupid about how he was dipping his fries in the shake.
"What do you mean, don't you want it to be a ninja?" Naruto asked in surprise.
"Only if it can handle it, I'm not forcing it to go fight and risk it's life for nothing" Sasuke snapped.
"We'll still have to teach him to fight, with the sharingan he'll be better off being a ninja so he can defend himself" Itachi said looking at Sasuke.
"Who says it's a boy, what if it's a girl?" Sasuke asked looking up at Itachi.
"Then we'll teach her how to fight so she can kill any guy that hits on her" Itachi stated confidently.
"You just don't want to have to give her the talk" Sasuke said glaring over at Itachi.
"Do you?" Itachi asked surprising Sasuke a little in his honesty
"Not really" Sasuke said with a grimace.
"Well obviously it'll be me or Sakura that has that talk with her" Konan said as if it was obvious.
"I'm good with that idea" Itachi said quickly.
"Me too" Sasuke said finishing his fries.
"You already sound like parents" Kakashi said with a chuckle.
"Our kid is going to be really screwed up" Sasuke said as he started on his shake.
"What makes you say that?" Sakura asked.
"Two dads, growing up in a base of an evil organization, surrounded by a bunch of mass murderers" Sasuke stated looking at her pointedly.
"I hadn't thought of that" Sakura said.
"It'll be the most protected kid on the planet" Pein said as he walked thru.
"He's right, everyone is super excited about it, Sasori has built and rebuilt the bassinet and crib at least 8 times now" Konan said with a smile.
"Why?" Sasuke asked.
"Because first it wasn't big enough and then it wasn't safe enough, and then the design was all wrong and it should look better, I think he's waiting to know the gender now so he can make it gender specific" Konan said with a chuckle.
"Wow I didn't know that this was such a big deal for everyone else" Sasuke said in shock.
"Deidara and Sasori are arguing about the nursery again so don't be surprised if you here an explosion" Kisame said as he sat down by Itachi.
"What are they arguing about?" Sasuke asked, wondering what there could be to argue about.
"How to decorate the nursery" Kisame said.
"There's no way to tell how to decorate it until you know the gender" Sasuke said a little confused.
"They aren't talking about painting the walls, they're talking about whether they'll put dolls and puppets in the nursery or sculptures" Kisame said chuckling at Itachis expression.
"Of course there will be the Uchiha symbol in there" Itachi said casually.
"Didn't you hate that symbol? I remember you throwing a kunai into one of the ones on the street" Sasuke said looking at Itachi in surprise.
"No I like our clans symbol I just didn't like our clan, but I already fixed that" Itachi said simply.
"Well that makes sense" Sasuke muttered.
"But we can rebuild it, and it'll be a lot better" Itachi said with a grin.
"We're just having one baby, it's hardly enough to rebuild the clan" Sasuke muttered.
"Yeah but if this works then we can always have more" Itachi said with a grin.
"Yeah and you can carry it next time" Sasuke said grinning back and laughing when Itachis grin faded.
"Well we're not even sure how we'll handle one yet so we should probably wait" Itachi said backtracking.
Everyone laughed when Sasuke glared at him and threw the salt shaker at his head.
"Damn violent mood swings" Itachi yelled grabbing his head and glaring at Sasuke.
"That wasn't a mood swing, I just felt like hitting you with something" Sasuke said grinning at Itachi.
"Damn violent brother then" Itachi scowled glaring at Sasuke.
"I know, I should be more like my harmless brother who's never been violent in his life" Sasuke said sarcastically.
"That doesn't count it's my job to be violent, what's your excuse?" Itachi said glaring at him.
"I'm pregnant and it's a living hell so I just feel like putting you thru a bit of hell with me" Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Right I forgot it's my fault" Itachi said rolling his eyes and glaring at Sasuke.
"Well I guess I should have kicked you in the nuts when we last fought and we wouldn't have this problem" Sasuke said with a shrug.
"That's ok I'll settle for it being my fault" Itachi said scooting away a little.
"What are you scooting away for?" Sasuke asked chuckling.
"I saw that look" Itachi said looking at him suspiciously.
"I was only thinking it I didn't act on it" Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Thinking it was enough to make me want to put some distance between us" Itachi said with a scowl.
"What are you guys talking about?" Naruto asked confused.
"I was thinking that it would also work to crack him in the nuts now and then I wouldn't have to worry about it later" Sasuke said with a smirk as he looked over at Itachi.
"Translation, he's excessively violent and vengeful, tho I do like the fact that you're thinking that we'd have to worry about it later, tho I'm not surprised after what happened earlier" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Shut up Itachi" Sasuke yelled throwing the pepper at him.
Itachi smirked at Sasuke as he caught the pepper and leaned closer to Sasuke.
"We could repeat it, I definitely have the energy and we really should keep you in shape somehow" Itachi said looking suggestively at Sasuke.
"Before you guys start anything like that, Itachi you have a mission, you're going with Kisame to do some research in the land of waves" Pein said as he sat down.
"What about Sasuke, I can't just leave him here in that room alone, look what happened last time" Itachi protested.
"He'll stay in my room till you get back, I won't let anything happen to him Itachi, just make sure your ready for your mission" Pein said a little annoyed.
"Fine then we should definitely repeat it tonight, I need my fill of fun before I go on a mission like that" Itachi said pulling Sasuke closer and pouting when he pushed Itachi away.
"Go get the tape from Deidara then and then you can repeat it in your head as much as you want while your on your mission" Sasuke said as he got up to go to the living room. He heard laughing behind him and could only imagine the look on Itachis face right now.
Ok so Itachi still hasn't learned to think before he speaks and Sasuke is starting to think about the baby more. Now for the questions that you probably don't read much anyway, but I'll still put them on here. How will Sasuke deal with not having Itachi there with him? What will it be like for him to share a room with Pein while Itachi is on a mission? How long will Itachi be gone? We'll find out later. Please review and tell me what you think. Thanks for reading.