DRABBLES ARE FUN.
Prompt: Sex Toys
Character: Jim
"Is that...a rubber duck, Jim?"
Ms. Hertz cast a stern, questioning glance at the small, smiling yellow toy sitting on the very top of the pile in the Rec Room marked "LOST and FOUND." It was an exceptionally varied pile - it had the normal lost items, such as scarves and notebooks, with a few unusual pieces, like underwear and fine-art miniatures, scattered about. The most bizarre things, which included a Bedazzled rock, a glass eye, and a picture of two students frenching, were put out on a table for the public to gawk at.
"Indeed it is!" Jim said, picking the duck up off its perch. "I found it on the floor when I was cleaning the girls' showers. It was all wet, of course..very well loved, from the looks of it!"
"Well, sure, but...why would anyone need a rubber duck in a facility with no baths?"
"Who knows? Maybe someone just liked their toy...I've taken quite a liking to him myself! 'Rubber ducky, you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun...'" he sang, very off-key, as he affectionately squeezed the duck.
There was a brief click sound, and suddenly the duck began vibrating at high speed. Surprised, Jim dropped the toy back on the table, where it vibrated in a circle. He looked up at Ms. Hertz with his face contorted in confusion - and became even more confused when he saw her snorting into her hand.
"Suzanne? Suzanne, what is it?"
Before Jim could say anything else, the duck was gone and Ms. Hertz was running off in the other direction, laughing hysterically.