It had been a week since Itachi had gotten in trouble for leaving hickies on Sasukes neck and the hickies had started to disappear, Itachi had been threatened with being cut off for life if he left any more. Itachi was sitting on the couch watching tv and waiting for Sasuke to get done with his shower when someone sat very close to him. Itachi glared over at the man, he'd never seen him before, but that would explain why he felt brave enough to sit so close, nobody but Sasuke was allowed to sit that close. Of course Itachi made an exception for anyone who was drunk and the monkey who was just too stupid to take a hint. Itachi pointedly scooted away and proceeded to ignore the new comer, he'd let Pein deal with it if it was an intruder, he really didn't care. Suddenly he felt the man scoot closer and turned to glare again.
"What do you want?" Itachi asked in a dangerously low voice, it wasn't hard to annoy him.
"What's your name?" The man asked curiously.
"None of your business" Itachi said moving over to the chair and turning his attention back to the tv.
"That's not a very nice way to treat your new member" the man said pouting a bit, tho now that Itachi looked at him he looked more like a boy than a man.
"You're annoying, go away" Itachi said trying to focus on his show, the boy moved to the end of the couch and leaned towards Itachi.
"So you're the dangerous and silent type" the boy said as he stared at Itachi.
"Is there something you needed from me?" Itachi asked obviously annoyed, if it was a new member he had no choice but to be at least somewhat civil.
"How about you tell me where your room is?" the boy asked with a grin.
Itachi was about to ask what the boys problem was when Sasuke came in staring at his stomach with his hand pressed to it. His hair was still wet and Itachi was watching as the water dripped off his head and down his loose shirt with interest as Sasuke came up to him. Sasuke went up to him and grabbed his hand, pressing it against his stomach and holding it there. Itachi looked at him in surprise and then looked at his stomach in shock when he felt a slight movement.
"Do you feel that too, or am I going insane" Sasuke asked warily.
"I'd say anyone who makes another guy feel his stomach is insane" the boy said looking at Sasuke in surprise.
"Who's this?" Sasuke asked looking at Itachi.
"I'm the new member" the boy said confidently.
"Well I didn't ask what you were, I asked who you were, I doubt that your name is the new member" Sasuke said with a smirk, the boy looked at him in surprise and quickly composed himself.
"My name is Shin, what's yours?" Shin asked looking at Sasuke and Itachi curiously.
"I'm Sasuke and this is Itachi" Sasuke said with disinterest before turning back to Itachi who was still holding his hand against his stomach.
"So can I know where your room is?" Shin asked with a grin as he looked at Sasuke, Sasuke just gave him a questioning look and decided to ignore his question to look down at Itachi.
"You can take your hand away now, I was just wondering if anyone else could feel it" Sasuke said looking at Itachi with a bemused expression.
"It's moving" Itachi said still staring at Sasukes stomach.
"Yeah and it's kinda weird that you find it so interesting" Sasuke said looking at Itachi in concern.
"How can you not find it interesting?" Itachi asked looking at Sasuke in surprise.
"Because I got over it a little while ago after Sakura explained everything to me, I'd explain to you but I'm not really sure how, so you'll have to ask Sakura" Sasuke said as he stepped back a bit.
"I'll talk to her later, I'm watching something on tv right now" Itachi said snarling when Sasuke grabbed the remote and sat on the couch with Shin.
Itachi glared at Sasuke as he flipped thru the channels before settling on a good horror movie and quickly stuffing the remote behind him with a smirk.
"It doesn't look like that's a very good idea" Shin said looking from the glaring Itachi to Sasuke who was completely relaxed.
"Why?" Sasuke asked unconcerned as he glanced over at Shin.
"He seems upset" Shin said gesturing to Itachi, Sasuke just smirked and went back to watching tv.
"Then I guess he'll just have to learn to get over it" Sasuke said with a smirk as Shin looked at him in shock.
Itachi got up and went to stand in front of Sasuke with his arms crossed and a hard glare and Sasuke just looked up at him with a bored expression.
"What are you gonna do, glare me to death?" Sasuke asked in a bored voice as he leaned to look around Itachi.
"I could, but I could also just take the remote back" Itachi said quickly straddling Sasuke and reaching behind him.
"That's not the remote!" Sasuke yelled as one of Itachis hands grabbed his ass.
"I know" Itachi whispered in his ear with amusement before reaching into the cushions and pulling the remote out.
Shin just watched in awe as they wrestled over the remote and didn't even look away when Pein came in to stand behind him.
"I guess I don't have to wonder about your sexual preference" Pein stated as he looked down at the almost drooling Shin.
"Would you two just find a show that you both like before you break something, again" Pein snapped glaring at them.
"They do this a lot?" Shin asked in a slightly distant voice.
"Yeah but I wouldn't be so obvious in staring, they can be a little violent" Pein said as he left the room.
"We're watching the rest of that show" Itachi grunted as he tried to get the remote.
"No we're watching the movie, you saw that episode last week" Sasuke grunted as he pulled on the remote.
"I didn't see how it ended" Itachi hissed.
"She dies" Sasuke yelled yanking the remote away with a triumphant yell.
"How would you know?" Itachi asked as he reached for the remote.
"Sasori told me, if you talked to people more you'd know he has it taped" Sasuke grunted as he pushed Itachi away.
"In that case I'll just use this position for other things" Itachi said with an evil smirk.
"What the hell get off" Sasuke yelled looking at Itachi in shock.
"Then hand over the remote" Itachi said holding his hand out, Sasuke glared at him defiantly and held onto the remote tighter.
"No" Sasuke growled pulling the remote a little closer to himself.
"Fine then, I don't care, I win either way" Itachi said with a predatory smile.
"Fine take the damn remote, just get off" Sasuke yelled handing him the remote and pushing him off.
"You should know that there is no winning with me" Itachi said with a smirk as he changed the channel back.
"Only because you're a damn pervert with personal space issues" Sasuke grumbled as he sat back down on the couch
"So you two are together?" Shin asked curiously.
"Yes, he's mine, don't touch" Itachi growled as Shin looked over at Sasuke.
"Shut up Itachi, I don't belong to anyone" Sasuke snapped refusing to look at either of them.
"So you're free then?" Shin asked a little hopefully.
"Why?" Sasuke asked curiously.
"Because if you don't have a boyfriend, I'd be glad to fill the role" Shin said with a smirk, earning a shocked look from Sasuke and a glare from Itachi.
"No thanks, I don't just jump into bed with anyone who offers" Sasuke said moodily, smirking when he saw a death glare from Itachi.
"If you like he can join, you're both more than welcome" Shin said getting a look of surprise from both of them.
"Don't touch my brother" Itachi growled as he grabbed Sasuke and quickly pulled him towards the door.
"You're brothers and you're together? That's hot" Shin said as he stared after them.
Itachi stormed into the dining room and forced Sasuke into a seat before getting them drinks and plopping down into the chair beside him angrily.
"Damn bastard" Itachi grumbled as he glared at his cup.
"I don't know, I'm kinda curious about him" Sasuke said with an evil smirk, laughing when Itachi started muttering angrily and glaring at his cup as if he was wanting to kill it. Pein walked in and looked down at the fuming Itachi curiously, it was rare that Itachi showed so much emotion.
"What's going on?" Pein asked curiously.
"Itachi is pissed" Sasuke said with obvious amusement.
"Why?" Pein asked cautiously.
"The new guy just asked us if we wanted to do a threesome" Sasuke said with a laugh as Itachi glared at Pein as if it was his fault.
"Why do you only employ assholes who want to get into my brothers pants?" Itachi growled glaring at Pein.
"He also wants to get into yours, so at least it's a bit of a change, if he bugs me too much I can just send him after you" Sasuke said with a smirk earning a glare from Itachi.
"That's not the point" Itachi grumbled angrily.
"I think he's just pissed because he thinks I'd go for this guy" Sasuke said with a smirk, he got a little surprised by the sound of cracking glass and looked over to see Itachi fuming and his glass cracking under his grip.
"Calm down Itachi, I'm not jumping into bed with the new guy" Sasuke said looking at Itachi warily.
"He never should have asked, I already said that you were mine" Itachi growled as he tightened his grip more, the glass shattered under the pressure
"Ok I think we should stop talking about this before Itachi has a stroke" Pein said looking at Itachi warily.
"Itachi, chill I'm yours ok? Just calm the hell down" Sasuke said looking at Itachi in shock.
"Wow never heard you admit it" Pein said a little surprised.
"Well I'm worried that he's going to go on another killing spree, I've never seen him so worked up" Sasuke muttered as he looked at Itachi, apparently it had no effect on him, he was still staring angrily at what was left of his glass.
"He'll die if he touches Sasuke" Itachi hissed at no one in particular.
"He's not touching me, nobody is touching me" Sasuke said trying to calm him down a bit.
Just then Deidara walked in and started walking towards Sasuke, Pein grabbed him quickly and pulled him away before Itachi could see what he was doing.
"What's going on un?" Deidara asked looking at Itachi warily.
"I'm not even sure what's wrong, except that he's jumping to conclusions and overreacting about stupid crap again" Sasuke grumbled, he was starting to get annoyed with Itachis behavior.
"What happened?" Sasori asked making them all jump, no one had heard him come in.
"The new guy asked us to join him in a threesome and Itachi snapped because he showed interest in me when Itachi had told him that I was his" Sasuke explained as he glared at Itachi.
"Ok, well just ignore it Itachi, he just hit on me and Deidara too, he's just after anything with a pulse it seems" Sasori said with a shrug.
"He's being an idiot and forgetting that he also wanted Itachi and that he'll lose interest in me as soon as he realizes that I'm pregnant" Sasuke grumbled as he continued to glare at Itachi.
"You don't know that" Itachi grumbled, looking over at Sasuke.
"Oh yeah some sex crazed idiot is going to look at all the guys here and pick the pregnant one" Sasuke said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"He seemed pretty zeroed in on you back in the living room" Itachi said pointedly.
"Get real Itachi, he was interested in the two guys who were just wrestling on the floor over the remote, the only reason he was focused on me is because I was the one sitting by him on the couch" Sasuke snapped.
"That doesn't mean that he won't still want you when he finds out" Itachi snapped back.
"Would you get a grip, even if he does still want me after he finds out, he has as much of a chance as Deidara" Sasuke yelled, glaring at Itachi.
"I still think you like me more than you want to admit" Deidara grumbled glaring down at the table.
"Well you're obviously not used to that then" Sasuke scoffed.
"What having someone who won't admit that they like me?" Deidara said as he looked at Sasuke.
"No, thinking" Sasuke said laughing when Deidara flipped him off.
"I'm pretty sure he just said he wouldn't do that" Pein said with a smirk.
"He's probably wanting Itachi to do that about now" Sasori said with a smirk.
"Maybe you should talk to Sasori about that Deidara, he'd probably be more than willing to do that with you" Sasuke said with a smirk as Sasori glared at him.
"What are you talking about un? Sasori doesn't even like me yeah" Deidara said with a confused look.
"Are you sure, or are you just too blind to notice when someone actually does like you?" Sasuke said as Sasori gave him a deadly look.
"I think I would know if Sasori liked me un, I was interested in him before you came" Deidara said without thinking.
"Really?" Sasori said with a devious smirk.
"Umm, I just said that out loud, didn't I?" Deidara said with a nervous laugh.
"Yep" Pein said as he looked at the look Sasori was giving Deidara.
Deidaras eyes widened as he slowly turned to see if Sasori was angry at him for saying something so stupid and froze when he saw Sasori smirking at him.
"I don't suppose you would just forget that I said that yeah" Deidara said nervously as he looked at Sasori.
"Nope, I'm not letting you out of it now" Sasori said with an evil smirk as he grabbed Deidaras wrist.
"What, wait, where are we going un?" Deidara yelled as Sasori drug him out of the room.
"I think I just successfully got Deidara to stop trying to molest me" Sasuke said with a satisfied grin.
"What makes you say that?" Pein asked.
"Because I doubt that they just went off to talk, Deidara isn't going to walk right for a while" Sasuke said with a smirk as Itachi laughed.
"What makes you think that Deidara will be on the bottom?" Itachi asked curiously.
"Just a hunch" Sasuke said with a smirk as the new guy came in and Itachi froze to glare at him.
"Hey, what's up?" Shin asked cheerfully as he sat down by Sasuke.
Itachi grabbed Sasuke and was about to pull him out of the room when Naruto came bursting in and tackled Sasuke and started touching his stomach while Sasuke tried to push him off.
"Naruto, get off" Sasuke yelled angrily as Naruto started grinning.
"It's moving! Kakashi sensei it's moving, it's moving" Naruto yelled happily as Kakashi pulled him off of Sasuke.
"We need to put a leash on him or something" Sasuke grumbled as he glared at Sasuke.
"What's moving?" Shin asked in confusion, earning a glare from Itachi.
"The baby" Naruto yelled happily as he tried to get back over to Sasuke.
"Yeah, yeah it's moving, big deal" Sasuke growled as he stepped back a bit to avoid Naruto.
"It's amazing, it's so small and yet it's already moving" Naruto said in awe.
"Baby?" Shin asked looking at Sasuke curiously.
"I thought I had mentioned it, but Sasuke is pregnant, Kakuzu chose to test an experiment on him to see if a guy could have a baby" Pein said casually.
"Oh yeah, he's the pregnant boy" Shin said with a smile.
"So you already knew about me?" Sasuke asked in shock.
"Yeah, Pein told me about it, he said that you had caused a lot of chaos since you got here" Shin said happily.
"Well at least I don't have to explain it to another person" Sasuke said with a shrug, Shin would have found out anyway so he didn't mind that Pein told him.
"So who's the father of the baby?" Shin asked, completely unfazed, Itachi raised his hand and pulled Sasuke closer.
"Wow, so your brother is the one who got you pregnant?" Shin asked in shock.
"Yes, it's weird all the way around" Sasuke said as he glared back at Itachi.
"Actually that's kinda hot, you're brothers and lovers" Shin said with a slightly dazed expression.
"You're a strange boy" Sasuke said bluntly as he stared at Shin in shock.
"I can't help it, I like hot guys, and two hot brothers in the same base, I'm really glad I joined now" Shin said with a grin as Itachi and Sasuke looked at him uncertainly.
"Well now that all that is settled maybe you three can learn to get along" Pein said as he got up to leave.
"So do you guys kiss too" Shin asked with a perverted smile.
"I'm going back to the room" Sasuke said as he followed Pein out.
"Wait I'll come with you" Naruto said as he followed Sasuke out.
Shin looked over at Itachi and Kakashi and was about to say something when Kakashi just walked out.
"So do you guys have sex?" Shin asked curiously.
"Yes, he's mine, don't touch" Itachi said glaring at Shin.
"Can I watch?" Shin asked getting an annoyed look from Itachi.
"No" Itachi said as he left the room.
Itachi was walking towards the room when he got an evil idea of how to enforce the fact that Sasuke was his. Itachi was smirking as he walked thru the halls and pretended not to notice that he was being followed by someone, if the boy was too stupid to see that Sasuke was his he'd just have to prove it.
Ok so there's a new member that's interested in Sasuke and Itachi, this could be interesting. I know it's been a while but this time it's not a filler chapter, there's a point to the new character. Ok so on to the questions what will happen next? How is Itachi planning to prove that Sasuke is his? Will Deidara and Sasori end up together? Did Sasuke just gain a stalker after getting rid of one? We'll find out in the next chapter when I get it written. I hope you guys liked the chapter, it took a while to come up with the new characters personality and you haven't even seen all of it yet. Please review and tell me what you guys think, I'll update as soon as I can. Thanks for reading.