Sasuke was glaring at his cards as Shikamaru just smirked, they had just showed and the great hand that Sasuke had, paled in comparison to a damn royal flush that Shikamaru laid down.
"Are you ready for your dare?" Shikamaru asked with a grin.
"Fine what is it this time?" Sasuke asked with a sigh, they had been playing since the day Itachi left, and he kept losing.
"Hm, isnt' Itachi coming back today?" Shikamaru asked with an evil smirk.
"Sexing the brother cannot be a dare, that's just wrong" Sasuke said with a glare.
"Relax Sasuke, I wasn't going to say that you had to have sex with him, just put on a nice little dress and spend the whole day with him, you can't leave his side and you have to do whatever he tells you, that isn't sexual, you still have a choice in that, like you'd actually refuse him" Shikamaru said with an evil smirk.
"You know you could probably join this damn organization and be the scariest member, I think you're even more sadistic than Pein" Sasuke said with slight disbelief.
"I take pride in my ability to create suffering amongst stupid friends who never learn" Shikamaru said with another smirk.
"Whatever, next time I'm having you play against Sasori, I'd like to see how you torture eachother" Sasuke said with a glare.
"Well I'm torturing you right now so go get dressed princess" Shikamaru said with a smirk.
"Don't push your luck Shikamaru, I could still kill you" Sasuke growled as he stalked off.
"Yeah whatever, don't forget to wear the proper shoes, and headwear, I'm sure Itachi will love it" Shikamaru called
"You're an ass" Sasuke yelled as he stormed out of the room and before stopping.
"Wait, where the hell am I supposed to get a damn dress" Sasuek asked as he poked his head back into the living room.
"I told Sasori about the bet, he said he'd get it for you, just go to his room" Shikamaru said with a grin.
"I should have known he was in on this damn bet" Sasuke growled as he stomped off to Sasoris room.
On the way there he ran into Itachi who was glaring and yelling at Kisame over something. Itachi saw Sasuke and smirked as he came up to him.
"What, no hello kiss?" Itachi asked teasingly.
"I have to go to Sasoris room to get something, I'll meet you in the living room" Sasuke said as he looked over to see Kisame glaring at him.
"Hn, what do you have to go get?" Itachi asked not really interested.
"I'm not telling, you'll find out soon enough" Sasuke said as he glanced over to see Kisame, still glaring at him.
"Ok, as long as it doesn't' take too long" Itachi said pointedly.
"In that case I'll be sure to take my time" Sasuek said with a smirk as Itachi frowned at him.
"I could just follow you there and make sure it doesn't take too long" Itachi said with a smirk.
"You could but I think your fish needs your help, he seems to have a death wish" Sasuke said as he started to walk off.
"Maybe I just don't like guys who bend over so quickly" Kisame grumbled, making Sasuek stop and Itachi glare at Kisame.
"You wanna repeat that comment Kisame?" Sasuke snarled as he turned to glare at him.
"You probably sleep with any guy who asks" Kisame said as Sasori walked by.
"You're just bitter because Itachi tells you no all the time and he screws me every chance he gets and just because I say yes to him all the time doesn't mean anyone else gets to take a ride" Sasuke growled as Sasori walked up to them.
"Sasuke, I was just looking for you, Shikamaru says you lost the bet" Sasori said, trying to change the subject before there was more problems.
"Yeah, I did, come on Itachi we have to go pick something up from Sasoris room" Sasuke said as he grabbed Itachis arm and started dragging him down the hall.
Itachi just shrugged and followed Sasuke, he wanted to be around him anyway and really wanted to drag him into one of these rooms, especially after that display of possessiveness from him. Normally Itachi wouldn't like someone being possessive over him but with Sasuke it was a major turn on. They got to Sasoris room and went inside to wait for Sasori to drag out whatever it was that he was giving to Sasuke. Itachi noticed that Sasuke had started sulking and was about to ask why when Sasori threw a dress bag at him with a smirk.
"You can keep it" Sasori said as Sasuke glared up at him.
"I'll get you guys back for this" Sasuke growled as he got up taking the bag with him.
"You are so much alike" Sasori said with a smirk as Itachi just tried to figure out what was going on.
Sasuke went into one of the bathrooms and came out wearing a dark blue dress with a blue headband and a very annoyed look. Itachi did his best to not laugh at the site of Sasuke in a dress but it was a little hard, Sasuke really looked a lot like a girl in that dress.
"Wow, nice dress Sasuke, it really brings out your eyes" Itachi said through snickers.
"Keep it up and see if you get anything from me" Sasuke growled as he stomped down the hall.
"I could always go to Kisame" Itachi said teasingly, making Sasuke stop and glare back at him.
"Do you want to?" Sasuke asked angrily.
"Would I be here thinking about pulling you into a room if I did?" Itachi asked with a smirk.
"Hn, well I'm going to the livingroom, you can follow if you want" Sasuke snapped as Itachi sighed, he was really hoping to have some fun when he got back, damn Kisame and his sucky timing at pissing Sasuke off.
Itachi was sulking as he followed Sasuke into the living room and they both plopped down on the couch, both of them frowning. Pein looked over at them with obvious surprise and just sat there staring at them.
"I'm not sure I want to know what's going on" Pein said as he kept staring at them.
"I lost a damn bet, so stop giving me that damn look" Sasuke snapped, shooting a glare over at Itachi who was sulking on the couch next to him.
"He won't let me have any fun" Itachi grumbled as Pein gave him a bemused look.
"I really don't need to know about that crap" Pein said.
"If you want to have fun so much then go to your damn fish, he seems willing enough, just be careful, he might give you crabs" Sasuke snapped as he pointedly looked away.
"Ok, well, not that this isn't a great situation, but I'm leaving before this gets even more disturbing" Pein said as he walked away.
"You two look happy, and uhh, pretty?" Kakashi said, giving Sasuke a concerned look.
"I lost a bet" Sasuke snapped angrily as he shot Kakashi a glare.
"Hn, how do you explain the rest of your moodiness" Itachi asked with a glare.
"My damn brother knocked me up" Sasuke snapped as he glared back.
"Did you just catch on to the reason why he stays with you?" Kisame asked as he smirked down at Sasuke.
"Beat it guppy or I'll make you into sushi" Sasuke growled angrily as he glared at Kisame.
"Like you could, you're pathetic even when you aren't pregnant, you didn't even sense me there when I grabbed your stupid ass" Kisame said, still smirking.
"Now you go around complaining because Itachi liked your gift, how pathetic, maybe you should have thought of the fact that he would like me more before you brought me to him, dumbass" Sasuke said with a smirk as he glared up at Kisame.
"Like I'm worried, so he's trained you to bend over on command, that doesn't mean he wants to stay with you" Kisame said with a glare.
"Hn, he's still mine, even tho I turn him down for sex constantly, he's still coming after me, he still wants to share a bed with me, every night, even when we don't do anything" Sasuke snapped as he stood up.
"He's only yours because you couldn't fight well enough to stop an experiment and got pregnant, Itachi would do anything to be with his kid, even be miserable with a brat like you" Kisame said, obviously hitting a sore spot for Sasuke.
"Fine you want him, take him" Sasuke yelled before storming out of the room angrily and almost running over Shikamaru.
"Dude, what the hell is up with you, where's Itachi?" Shikamaru asked as he saw how upset Sasuke was.
"I'm not doing it, come up with something else, I won't spend the day with him and his damn fish" Sasuke snapped as he stormed off.
Sasuke stormed off as Shikamaru watched him in shock, he was sure that his plan would work. Sasuke and Itachi were supposed to spend the day together, maybe make out a bit and talk and then Sasuke would want to move back in with Itachi. He had been talking to the people around here and it seemed that Sasuke was completely enamored with Itachi and Itachi obviously was head over heels for Sasuke, they were just too stubborn and hard headed to work things out without a push.
Sasuke nearly ran the rest of the way to a random room that him and Itachi used a lot for their random make out sessions that got a little more intimate. Sasuke slammed the door, locking it behind him and flung himself on the bed to sulk in peace. Kisame had hit low and on the spot of Sasukes suspicions, he was sure that Itachi just stayed with him because of the experiment and he just used him for fun to make up for it. Sasuke just laid there and silently cried as he cursed himself for his stupidity, the entire time that he thought of Itachi, his stupid plans to surprise Itachi when he came back, their room was completely set up for a small intimate picnic for him and Itachi and now it just seemed stupid.
Itachi was glaring at a quickly retreating Kisame, he was about to be without a partner after that last comment. Kisame quickly ran from the room, followed by a very angry Itachi. Kisame escaped halfway down the hall and Itachi just punched a hole in the wall to release some of his anger, he knew that Kisame had been acting weird and he had hit on him when they had returned but he never thought he'd intentionally hurt Sasuke like that. Itachi growled as he went to the room to see if Sasuke was there, he didn't find Sasuke but he did find a small basket on his desk. He went over to it and looked inside to see a small lunch, he assumed it was meant for them since there was enough for two and it was Itachis favorite. Itachi growled angrily as he set off to try and find him again, now more determined to find him and straighten things out. Itachi finally came across a door that was locked and was about to pick the lock when Shin walked up to him.
"What do you want?" Itachi growled as he turned to Shin.
"I was just wondering, since you and Sasuke seemed to be pretty into it last time, can I watch this time, or even just set up a camera, I promise not to show anyone else" Shin said looking hopeful.
"You never give up do you?" Itachi asked with a raised eyebrow, he had to admit that this kid was determined and definitely went for what he wanted with insistence that would break anyones will at some point.
"No, not when it comes to incredibly hot guys, even just a picture, like when you guys are really into it, preferably when Sasuke is in the thros of passion" Shin said as Itachi began to get annoyed.
"No, you can't watch, I have serious things to discus with Sasuke and we will not be doing anything of that nature today, he needs his rest and that's final so go away, these matters are very personal and do not concern you, I'll consider letting you watch some other time" Itachi said, anything to get rid of this annoying boy.
Shin looked disappointed but walked away anyway. Itachi waited to make sure that the boy was gone before picking the lock and slowly opening the door. What he found made him want to go behead Kisame, Sasuke was on the bed, his face red from crying and he was in a fitful sleep, one that their father used to put him in after letting Sasuke know exactly how he was a disappointment. Itachi fought the urge to go find and kill Kisame and went over to Sasukes side quietly, debating on if he should wake him up or just stay there with him until he woke up on his own. The decision was taken out of his hands when Sasuke began to stir and glared up at him before getting up to run out. Itachi quickly grabbed his arm and yanked him back onto the bed, climbing on top of him so he couldn't escape.
"Get off" Sasuke growled angrily.
"Not until you listen" Itachi said
"No, now get off, go play with your damn fish" Sasuke yelled, his voice cracking a bit.
"I can't find Kisame, and Pein took my sword away, I'll have to kill him later" Itachi said with a shrug.
"Then just go away" Sasuke yelled, not really catching what Itachi had said.
"You are an impossible brat, an insufferable, violent jackass that throws a fit whenever something doesn't go your way, you hit too much, you never express your feelings, you're worse with feelings than I am, you kick in your sleep, you sometimes yell in your sleep, which has caused hearing problems in my right ear, thank you for that and worst of all has to be that you will run away whenever you see a chance to get away from something that you don't fully understand, it's a cowards move Sasuke and it pisses me off whenever you do it" Itachi said watching Sasuke flinch as he named off all the things that has been bothering him for the past few months.
"If I'm so intolerable then just go find your damn fish and leave me alone" Sasuke said as he looked away, trying not to cry.
"I don't see why anyone would pick him over you, even with all those things that drive me insane and sometimes make me want to kill you, there are so many reasons why I could never go with someone else, the way you smile, the way you always smirk when you don't want to offend someone or your annoyed, the way you always put a hundred percent into everything you try, your determination to get stronger, the way you get excited and try to hide it because you don't' think it's cool or tough, the way you always put a smile on in the morning that just brightens my day and makes getting up at your ungodly early hours worth it, the way you are so passionate about a lot of your responses and most of all the way you look when I kiss you, I love that look, like your completely content, I wouldn't trade that for anything Sasuke and honestly your stupid to think I would, I love all of you even the annoying things, if you never did those then I'd wonder who's going to die and when and probably help you" Itachi said as Sasuke just stared up at him in shock, he'd never had anyone point out the good things he did.
"You're probably just saying that because of the baby" Sasuke said with a sigh and Itachi cringed at the sad expression, he was going to skin Kisame alive for this.
Itachi leaned down and kissed Sasuke on the lips gently, slowly deepening it until he was exploring Sasukes mouth and had to pull away when he started to get excited again, he needed to clear this up before he did anything like that.
"Sasuke, after how hard I worked to get you, all the things I went thru to get you to be mine I don't care if you're pregnant or not I will still be the pervy brother that tries to get you naked at every turn and will kill anyone who upsets you, even my partner" Itachi said with a smile as he kissed Sasuke again.
"Can I kill him?" Sasuke asked with the cutest pout he could summon to his face.
"Ok, but don't hurt yourself in the process" Itachi said with a smirk.
"Ok, can we go get food now, I'm hungry" Sasuke said with a grin, he knew what Itachi wanted to do but he was still upset with him so he'd have to wait.
Itachi looked like he wanted to argue but just sighed and got up, pulling Sasuke with him and they headed to the kitchen. They got there and Sasori was sitting in his usual seat with Deidara who was arguing with him over his hair, Deidara said he should grow it out just a little bit longer and do a flip style and Sasori was basically telling him to go to hell and worry about his own hair, his would stay the same. Itachi, who was trying to make it up to Sasuke, he wasn't sure what he had done, but Sasuke was upset which was reason enough to do everything he could to cheer him up. Itachi brought out what Sasuke had asked for and even brought out some of the pastries that Konan had made earlier glared at Deidara who was snickering over Sasukes dress.
"Did you have to get one that was so short?" Sasuke asked in an annoyed tone as he glared at Sasori.
"Yes, it was for Itachis benefit and yours, it's easier to do a quickie un, I helped pick it out" Deidara said with a grin.
"I just thought that the color and style would suit you better than the other one he brought me, be thankful it may be shorter than the other dress but at least it's not light pink" Sasori said shuddering at the thought of Sasuke in pink.
"Fine, I guess it's not so bad then, I'll just put jeans on under it or something like that" Sasuke said as he quickly ate his food and went to slowly sipping at his drink.
"You're doing this to torture me aren't you?" Itachi asked as Sasukes foot brushed up against his leg again.
"Yep" Sasuke said as he did it again.
"What's he doing un?" Deidara asked with obvious amusement, he had started to give Sasuke tips on driving Itachi nuts when he stopped going after him.
"He's being a damn tease" Itachi growled as he glared at Sasuke.
"Maybe he wants to be punished un" Deidara said with a smirk.
"Nope, he doesn't get to do that until the fish is dead or at least severely hurt and begging for mercy that will never come" Sasuke said casually as Deidara and Sasori looked at him with mil interest.
"Ok un, I've apparently missed something here, so fill me in yeah" Deidara said as he leaned closer to Sasuke, ignoring the glare from Itachi.
"He almost got Sasuke to believe that I wanted to stay with him to be with the child and that I just used Sasuke to make up for it" Itachi said, the intent to kill very clear in his voice, tho Sasuek was surprised that Itachi knew what he had come up with from that, Kisame never actually said that Itachi had been using him.
"Wow un, that's not right yeah, but we can't kill him, that's too easy, come on Sasuke, I'm going to teach you a little thing called revenge, it comes in many different forms and I have the perfect thing for this situation" Deidara said with an evil smirk as he pulled Sasuke along with him.
Sasuke wanted to kill Kisame but was curious to know what Deidara had in mind, the older boy had a very twisted mind after all. Sasuke just followed silently as Itachi watched with growing frustration and a little concern, Sasuke was known to take revenge to an extreme. Sasori on the other hand just smirked and looked completely unconcerned as he got up to leave, this should be interesting.
Ok, so no sex in this chapter, sorry, it took forever too. I had a problem with writers block at first and then there was the times that my friend could work with me on our shared story, but here's the next chapter, I'll try to get the next one out sooner but I can't promise anything right now. We're also having storms that knock out power so please forgive the long wait. Anyway I hope you liked this chapter and please give any suggestions for what you would like to see Sasuke do in the next chapter, I'm kinda curious to see what you guys can come up with on that. Thanks for reading guys, Please review.