Can't talk gotta move. Lets start it up.
OH YEAH :)
(Angry Jackasses)
We have Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, and Rouge the Bat standing in front of catapult [The large ones like in the Medieval Times] staring at the camera, wearing an all white jumpsuit and helmet.
"Welcome to Jackass. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog." "I'm Amy Rose." "I'm Rouge the Bat." Back to Sonic, "And this is Angry Jackasses." While Amy is getting in the catapult, Sonic explains the concept. "It's the same thing like Angry Birds without the birds, pigs, and special powers. We'll get launched by the catapult and attempt to hit those ten capsules in the end."
Sonic points to the ten clear capsules but they are ten of their friends in each of them. Sally Acorn, Antoine D'Collette, Bunnie Rabbot, and Rotor are in the bottom four capsules. Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, and Charmy Bee are in the three capsules on top of them. Above those three are Knuckles and Shadow the Hedgehog. The last person above them is Tails.
Amy is in the catapult, scared as hell, but ready to get this started. "Are you ready, Amy?" Sonic's answer is a thumbs up. Sonic and Rouge hold the lever in place.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! CRANK!
Amy is launched in the air, twenty feet in the air. She comes down straight in the middle, knocking out Espio which caused Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails to fall on everyone else. Rouge started running over there with Sonic as soon as Amy hits Espio. Surprisingly, the capsules didn't have a crack or dent on it. After Sonic checked on everyone, he ran straight to Amy.
"Amy! Are you alright?" Sonic asked, laughing a little bit. "Yeah, Sonic, I'm alive." Did I forget to mention that Sonic and Amy are dating? They were in love with each other since 3rd grade. "Good."
Next up, Rouge the Bat. Since she isn't using her wings in this stunt, the crew had to get a jumpsuit big enough to hold her wings together.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! CRANK!
Rouge flew about two feet higher in the air than Amy and flew down toward Knuckles, knocking him out along with Tails, Vector, and Sally. Everyone else in the capsules were laughing and cheering that they were still standing.
"Oh man, my head is ringing. Rouge, you okay?" Rouge lifted her head up, laughing with two thumbs up. "I'm good, Knuckie." They also started dating. They loved each other since they were in 4th, but never told a soul, even though it was obvious they were.
"Hey, Rouge?" Sonic found a bullhorn. "You okay over there?" An excited yell was all Sonic and Amy needed to here to know that she was a-okay.
Now our final victim, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic got loaded up in the catapult as Amy and Rouge were ready to pull the lever.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! CRA-
"Hey, what's going on?" Sonic yelled, questionably. Rouge shrugged and answered, "We don't know. We pulled the lever down. How about you come down to help us?" Sonic turned around and as soon he got on his knees,
CRANK! "HOLY SH*T!"
The catapult launched him, unexpectedly in the air and since he was lighter than Amy and Rouge, he was fifteen feet higher in the air than Rouge. He flew over the capsules and landed on the ground ten feet away from it. He landed on his side extremely hard.
Amy ran all the way toward Sonic and found him holding his side, moaning painfully. "Oh my god, Sonic, speak to me!?" Sonic said, "okwdhsjasd bweksbak." meaning he was in need of the hospital because he couldn't even talk.
Rouge called 911 and ran over to help Sonic calm down. Tails unscrewed the top of his capsules and using his two tails, helped everyone get out of their capsules. Everyone ran to Sonic as the ambulance came into view. "Sonic, stop moving and breathe, okay? The ambulance is here." Amy reassured Sonic. The pediatricians picked up Sonic and strapped him up on the gurney. They carried him to the hospital while everyone else drove behind them.
{8 Hours and 30 Minutes Later}
"Amy and the rest of the gang were in waiting room, praying Sonic is okay, but we all know that Sonic is a tough nut to crack. The doctor came out smiling, "Your friend is okay. Apparently, his body can handle this kind of abuse. All of you can see him now."
Since the camera crew couldn't come in the hospital, Tails brought in his Sony camcorder. The twelve friends walked in Sonic's room. He was sitting up in his bed, healthy as oak tree.
"Yo, Sonic, you scared us to hell." Knuckles said which caused everyone to laugh. "Don't do that to us again, man." "My bad, Red." He hugged the ladies and dapped the fellas.
"You know it scared me as f*ck." Tails said. Sonic grabbed him and gave a head noogie. "You know I'm going to be alright, lil bro. You know me better than that." He let go of Tails, grabbed Amy, and pulled her to his lap. Sonic stared at Tails' camcorder.
"This is Sonic the Hedgehog. From my crew, we'll see you next time on Jackass."
YES, YES, YYYEEESSS! I finished the chapter and it was good.
Album listened while typing-Ice Cube: I Am The West
Gotta go, OH YEAH:)