I"M BAAACCCKK :)

Our Jackass camera shows Knuckles, wearing a white V-neck tee with black jeans shorts and white high top Nikes, and Tails, wearing a royal blue hoodie with tan cargo shorts and royal blue/black Supra Sphinx, are on a dock in front of a big ramp.

"I'm Knuckles." "And I'm Tails." Now both of them say, "Welcome to Jackass."

Now Knuckles will explain. "This is a little thing we like to call, 'High Jump'."

The camera goes all the way back about fifty feet to half a vert ramp about twelve feet tall and on the top with his own skateboard is Sonic the Hedgehog. Since Sonic is also a pro skateboarder, he has the skateboarding attire on which is: DC Shoes Star White Biscuit Tanktop, DC Shoes Indigo Men's Loose Fit Jeans, and DC Black/Armor Men's Spartan Hi Wc Tx Shoes.

"Ready up there, Sonic?" Amy yelled through a bullhorn to her skateboarding boyfriend. Sonic gave an excited yell and the rest cheered. Everyone else, is seating on bleachers that got set up on the far right of the ramp that is on the edge of the dock.

Sonic took off down the ramp and was going incredibly fast. He made it to the ramp and as soon as he was in the air...

"CANNONBALL!" Sonic yelled hitting the water. Everyone cheered for him as he surfaced fro under the water.

Knuckles turned to the camera, "Now if that isn't a great opening, I don't know what is." Then the camera zoomed toward Sonic as he lift up his fist saying, "WOO!"

(Food Fight)

We are in a local high school cafeteria with Amy Rose in her green hoodie, black, skinny jeans, and green Vans. Also with her is Shadow the Hedgehog in his White Neff x Taylor Gang TG Ninja Tee Shirt, Green Neff x Taylor Gang TG Ninja Bucket Hat, Empyre Skeletor Dark Khaki Denim Jeans, and black Converse.

"I'm Shadow the Hedgehog with Amy Rose and this is food fight." "But it isn't like your traditional food fight. In this we will be using potato guns to hit each other." "So lets get on our sides and start."

Amy, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and Shadow are Team One while Vector, Espio, Bunnie, Antoine, Rotor, and Sally are Team Two. Charmy, dressed as a referee, is going to start the fight. "Is everyone armed and ready?"

"Woo!" "Yeah!" "Let's Go!"

"Alright. Ready, Set, FIRE!"

A whole variety of foods were currently soaring through the air hitting some in the leg and arm. They shot apples, spaghetti, small fruit juices, sandwiches, and whatever else food exist in the world. It was all fun and games until someone on Team Two shot the lights from the ceiling on Team One's side and landed on Sonic's back with a 'smack!'.

"AAAHHH! WHAT THE F*CK!?"

"Holy sh*t!" Shadow dropped his gun and jogged over to the blue hedgehog lying on the floor holding his back. "Yo, Sonic, you alright?"

"Ah, who the hell shot the lights!?" Sonic looked and saw Vector trying to sneak out the place. "VECTOR!"

"...Oh sh*t." Vector ran after being caught red-handed. "Get back here, you big, green, lizard!" Sonic ran after him.

(Love Fall)

"Amy, tell the people at home what is going on." Amy turned around and faced Sonic with his White Canon - VIXIA HF R500 HD Flash Memory Camcorder.

"Sonic..." "Hey :)" "and I are going to-" Amy slid the door open to the left only to see clouds and tons of air blowing. "-SKYDIVING! YOU GOT EVERYTHING SONIC!?" "NOPE!?"

Amy looked bewildered for a moment. "WHAT ARE YOU MISSING!?" Sonic walked over and made sure to lock Amy in the buckle for the fall. "YOU 3" "AAWW, THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, BABE."

"I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." I'M AMY ROSE." "THIS 'LOVE FALL'." And they jump out the plane, soaring through air.

"WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!"

They went down seventy eight feet before Sonic deployed the parachute and lightly fell eleven feet all the way to the ground.

Amy kissed Sonic on the lips after getting unhooked. They both faced the camera, hugging each other.

"Until next time on Jackass, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog." "I'm Amy Rose." "And we will see you later."